Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[rainbowbite]

She loved eating pumpkin pie

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She loved eating pumpkin pie
When none was left, started to cry

 

[AZDryHeat]

She loved eating pumpkin pie
When none was left, started to cry
But she dried her tears

 

[MisterTom]

She loved eating pumpkin pie
When none was left, started to cry
But she dried her tears
When Britney Spears

 

[fsa52]

She loved eating pumpkin pie
When none was left, started to cry
But she dried her tears
When Britney Spears
Soon decided to drop on by.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Commando she went to the mall

 

[fsa52]

Commando she went to the mall
Bending over would bare it all

 

[AZDryHeat]

Commando she went to the mall
Bending over would bare it all
So straight did she stand

 

[fsa52]

Commando she went to the mall
Bending over would bare it all
So straight did she stand
Til coins in her hand

 

[Pad_Foot]

Commando she went to the mall
Bending over would bare it all
So straight did she stand
Til coins in hand
She shared her wetness with all

 

[LAHomedog]

She was rubbing one out on the street.

 

[LAHomedog]

She was rubbing one out on the street.
Giving the big crowd quite a treat,

 

[fsa52]

She was rubbing one out on the street.
Giving the big crowd quite a treat,
She spied an old geezer

 

[LAHomedog]

She was rubbing one out on the street.
Giving the big crowd quite a treat,
She spied an old geezer
Grabbed cock, a teaser

 

[fsa52]

She was rubbing one out on the street.
Giving the big crowd quite a treat,
She spied an old geezer
Grabbed cock, a teaser
She finished herself with his meat!

 

[LAHomedog]

Her hefty tits smacked on his face,

 

[fsa52]

Her hefty tits smacked on his face,
She jiggled them at a fast pace

 

[LAHomedog]

Her hefty tits smacked on his face,
She jiggled them at a fast pace
He got lost in them

 

[fsa52]

Her hefty tits smacked on his face,
She jiggled them at a fast pace
He got lost in them
Creating mayhem

 

[AZDryHeat]

Her hefty tits smacked on his face,
She jiggled them at a fast pace
He got lost in them
Creating mayhem
A very mysterious case.

 

[LAHomedog]

They went for a sail on his boat,

 

[fsa52]

They went for a sail on his boat,
Of it’s size he clearly made note

 

[LAHomedog]

They went for a sail on his boat,
Of it’s size she clearly made note
The stripped of their suits,

 

[fsa52]

They went for a sail on his boat,
Of it’s size she clearly made note
They stripped of their suits,
Paying the bods tributes

 

[LAHomedog]

They went for a sail on his boat,
Of it’s size she clearly made note
They stripped off their suits,
Paying the bods tributes
And he thanked her deep in her throat.