Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

Her costume had wings made of feathers
The bodice was made of leathers
Her knickers were lace,
Couldn’t keep them in place
 
Her costume had wings made of feathers
The bodice was made of leathers
Her knickers were lace,
Couldn’t keep them in place
They were ripped away for good measure.
 
A man with great wealth and power
But with women did he just cower
 
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A man with great wealth and power
But with women did he just cower
His balls would shrink
 
A man with great wealth and power
But with women did he just cower
His balls would shrink
His cock would stink
 
A man with great wealth and power
But with women did he just cower
His balls would shrink
His cock would stink
Solution: Sex in the shower!
 
Oh his mighty thick shaft
Would wilt in the slightest of draft
So windows he shut
 
Oh his mighty thick shaft
Would wilt in the slightest of draft
So windows he shut
Like a buck in rut,
Women would look and just laughed.
 
As he jogged in the park one day,
He saw a girl he had to lay.
She was plump and round
 
s he jogged in the park one day,
He saw a girl he had to lay.
She was plump and round
And he was a hound,
 
As he jogged in the park one day,
He saw a girl he had to lay.
She was plump and round
And he was a hound,
He well knew that he’d have his way
 
She looked at him, the anal slut,
His passion was to fuck her butt
 
She looked at him, the anal slut,
His passion was to fuck her butt
Her hot ample ass
 
She looked at him, the anal slut,
His passion was to fuck her butt
Her hot ample ass
Shook back and forth with sass
 
She looked at him, the anal slut,
His passion was to fuck her butt
Her hot ample ass
Shook back and forth with sass
It took no time til he busted his nut
 
Chewing on a hefty drumstick,
It was meaty, just like my dick.
Her mouth was so full
 
Chewing on a hefty drumstick,
It was meaty, just like my dick.
Her mouth was so full
He loved it, no bull!!!
 
Chewing on a hefty drumstick,
It was meaty, just like my dick.
Her mouth was so full
He loved it, no bull!!!
And he fucked her really damn quick!
 
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