Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Thom_the_gleeman]

]Her life was staid and quite a bore
They met, she spoke, I want much more.
They married that day,
A carriage took them away,
The next day she was nice and sore

 

[AlexBailey]

The plucky young man filled her dreams

 

[fsa52]

The plucky young man filled her dreams
He’s quite an odd duck, so it seems

 

[LAHomedog]

The plucky young man filled her dreams
He’s quite an odd duck, so it seems
9", quite fit,

 

[fsa52]

The plucky young man filled her dreams
He’s quite an odd duck, so it seems
9", quite fit,
He was a big hit!

 

[Mattentive]

The plucky young man filled her dreams
He’s quite an odd duck, so it seems
9", quite fit,
He was a big hit!
'Til the unlucky young man filled his jeans

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

The class reunion was a hit

 

[Mattentive]

The class reunion was a hit
Once she saw with whom she'd lost it

 

[fsa52]

The class reunion was a hit
Once she saw with whom she'd lost it
She choked out a “Hi!”

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The class reunion was a hit
Once she saw with whom she'd lost it
She choked out a “Hi!”
And rubbed on his thigh

 

[walkingeagle]

The class reunion was a hit
Once she saw with whom she'd lost it
She choked out a “Hi!”
And rubbed on his thigh

Then opened his fly

 

[LAHomedog]

The class reunion was a hit
Once she saw with whom she'd lost it
She choked out a “Hi!”
And rubbed on his thigh,
In the john he came in her slit



The class reunion was a hit
Once she saw with whom she'd lost it
She choked out a “Hi!”
Then opened his fly
So shocked by his size, she'd admit.

 

[MisterTom]

They had sex on their coffee break

 

[fsa52]

They had sex on their coffee break
A quickie was all it would take

 

[AZDryHeat]

They had sex on their coffee break
A quickie was all it would take
He wanted some cream

 

[fsa52]

They had sex on their coffee break
A quickie was all it would take
He wanted some cream
She gave him his dream

 

[AZDryHeat]

They had sex on their coffee break
A quickie was all it would take
He wanted some cream
She gave him his dream
At last love was all they could make.

 

[MisterTom]

She fucked all the men in the choir

 

[fsa52]

She fucked all the men in the choir
The number of men got higher

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked all the men in the choir
The number of men got higher
Then moved to the girls,

 

[fsa52]

She fucked all the men in the choir
The number of men got higher
Then moved to the girls,
With cleavage and pearls

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked all the men in the choir
The number of men got higher
Then moved to the girls,
With cleavage and pearls,
Forty lovers she did acquire.

 

[AlexBailey]

Her costume had wings made of feathers

 

[fsa52]

Her costume had wings made of feathers
The bodice was made of leathers

 

[AlexBailey]

Her costume had wings made of feathers
The bodice was made of leathers
Her knickers were lace,