Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[LAHomedog]

They had sex, they had to be fast
They knew the free time wouldn’t last,
A quickie for lunch

 

[fsa52]

They had sex, they had to be fast
They knew the free time wouldn’t last,
A quickie for lunch
Then based on a hunch

 

[LAHomedog]

They had sex, they had to be fast
They knew the free time wouldn’t last,
A quickie for lunch
Then based on a hunch
Sucked his cock for a second blast.

 

[MisterTom]

On the ship, she fucked all the crew

 

[LAHomedog]

On the ship, she fucked all the crew,
The captain, the boatswain, the stew,

 

[fsa52]

On the ship, she fucked all the crew,
The captain, the boatswain, the stew,
She missed the first mate

 

[AlexBailey]

On the ship, she fucked all the crew,
The captain, the boatswain, the stew,
She missed the first mate,
Making him quite irate,

 

[LAHomedog]

On the ship, she fucked all the crew,
The captain, the boatswain, the stew,
She missed the first mate,
Making him quite irate,
So she went back, gave him his due.

 

[fsa52]

On an island in the south sea

 

[LAHomedog]

On an island in the south sea
There's Ned, vacationing with Dee,
Hot sex on the beach,

 

[LAHomedog]

On an island in the south sea
There's Ned, vacationing with Dee,
Hot sex on the beach,
And around he'd reach,
Filling her afternoon with glee.

 

[MisterTom]

She fucked lots of guys each day

 

[fsa52]

She fucked lots of guys each day
On a bed, in the sand or hay

 

[Mattentive]

She fucked lots of guys each day
On a bed, in the sand or hay
Orgasms abound

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

She fucked lots of guys each day
On a bed, in the sand or hay
Orgasms abound
She was wet all day round.

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked lots of guys each day
On a bed, in the sand or hay
Orgasms abound
She's wet all day round
Her pussy was on full display.

 

[LAHomedog]

She walked over in four inch heels,

 

[fsa52]

She walked over in four inch heels,
Amid all the whistles and squeals

 

[LAHomedog]

She walked over in four inch heels,
Amid all the whistles and squeals
She wiggled the shoe,

 

[fsa52]

She walked over in four inch heels,
Amid all the whistles and squeals
She wiggled the shoe,
Knowing what it would do

 

[LAHomedog]

She walked over in four inch heels,
Amid all the whistles and squeals
She wiggled the shoe,
Knowing what it would do
Please fuck me he said as he kneels.

 

[fsa52]

Her life was staid and quite a bore

 

[LAHomedog]

Her life was staid and quite a bore
They met, she spoke, I want much more.

 

[fsa52]

Her life was staid and quite a bore
They met, she spoke, I want much more.
They married that day

 

[AlexBailey]

Her life was staid and quite a bore
They met, she spoke, I want much more.
They married that day,
A carriage took them away,