Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[fsa52]

He's lucky and born with two dicks,

Both forward and aft he had pricks

 

[Sinstories]

He's lucky and born with two dicks,
Both forward and aft he had pricks
Grabbing on to both shafts

 

[fsa52]

He's lucky and born with two dicks,
Both forward and aft he had pricks
Grabbing on to both shafts

Drove him wildly daft

 

[AlexBailey]

He's lucky and born with two dicks,
Both forward and aft he had pricks
Grabbing on to both shafts
Drove him wildly daft,
Now he's the source of many urban myths.

 

[LAHomedog]

There once was a man from New York,

 

[EbersMoll]

There once was a man from New York
Who was known to enjoy wursts of pork

 

[fsa52]

There once was a man from New York
Who was known to enjoy wursts of pork

He could nosh all day

 

[EbersMoll]

There once was a man from New York
Who was known to enjoy wursts of pork
He could nosh all day
In an unsavoury way

 

[fsa52]

There once was a man from New York
Who was known to enjoy wursts of pork
He could nosh all day
In an unsavoury way

And finish with popping the cork!

 

[LAHomedog]

There once was a man from New York
Who was known to enjoy wursts of pork
He could nosh all day
In an unsavoury way
And finish with popping the cork!

 

[LAHomedog]

While watching a dull football game,

 

[fsa52]

While watching a dull football game,

He thought, “Hey I need me a dame!”

 

[LAHomedog]

While watching a dull football game,
He thought, “Hey I need me a dame!”
He called on the phone,

 

[fsa52]

While watching a dull football game,
He thought, “Hey I need me a dame!”
He called on the phone,

She tossed him a bone.

 

[LAHomedog]

While watching a dull football game,
He thought, “Hey I need me a dame!”
He called on the phone,
She tossed him a bone.
Shouting her name as he came

 

[MisterTom]

She fucked three old guys as a dare

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked three old guys as a dare,
A cute twink, a stud, and a bear,

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked three old guys as a dare,
A cute twink, a stud, and a bear,
The bear's cock was big,

 

[fsa52]

She fucked three old guys as a dare,
A cute twink, a stud, and a bear,
The bear's cock was big,

The twink’s was a twig

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked three old guys as a dare,
A cute twink, a stud, and a bear,
The bear's cock was big,
The twink’s was a twig
And the stud's was nothing but air

 

[LAHomedog]

She was having sex on a lude,

 

[fsa52]

She was having sex on a lude,

With a stranger, a hot ass dude

 

[LAHomedog]

She was having sex on a lude,
With a stranger, a hot ass dude,
Her Big O was hot!

 

[fsa52]

She was having sex on a lude,
With a stranger, a hot ass dude,
Her Big O was hot!

He came quite a lot

 

[LAHomedog]

She was having sex on a lude,
With a stranger, a hot ass dude,
Her Big O was hot!
He came quite a lot,
She's totally satisfied, screwed.