Lit Infatuation Thread

[3 Legged Donkey]

I really do not know what you are complaining about... you've still got more than the average**, legs I mean. Otherwise - well said, you and Liar, who achieved the same, if you will forgive me, rather more poetically.

**Edit: unless of course you are considering humping Horsey, in which case I conceed the absence of the leg might make the task more difficult.

I like complaining - it gives me a purpose... so cut me some slack. Ow ok you make my list and Liar as well... even though he does burn easily (how the fuck do I know that? ).

**Response to edit: that's one of my goals in life... but alas, Horsey is so huge and I am somewhat lacking. Hence my grumpiness.

 

[angelicminx]

I'm with Scarlett... I love you all!

 

[Recidiva]

Here's my list from the GB thread:

ABSTRUSE
Stella_Omega
Hester
bronzeage
PeteCyclone
rosco_rathbone
tortoise
Ginny
Salvor_Hardon
Aurora_Black
Fata_Morgana
Nezatch.

 

[English Lady]

My lust list begins and ends with one person and, like her, I refuse to name names.

I will simply say... she's an erotic English rose.

(edited out the grumpy bit)

What a lucky girly she must be!

 

[Guest]

 

[Recidiva]

As Liar said, if you're reading this, chances are I have crushed, am crushing, or will crush on you. I am the most crushable person I know.

And that includes a certain grumpy donkey.

I should read slower. I just heard "gronkey dumpey" in my head and had to clarify.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[MissBri]

 

[Recidiva]

*gigglesmit*

*smit hug hip check*

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Smitting is cute. A smittance of smitting doesn't make me grumpy.

I thought the smit thread was

A much more donkey now.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Boxlicker101]

Smitting is cute. A smittance of smitting doesn't make me grumpy.

I thought the smit thread was

A much more donkey now.

And the past perfect tense of Smit is smut. As I will smit him. I smat him yesterday. I have smut many persons.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

That figures.

bite me

 

[cheerful_deviant]

bite me

Is that an open invitation?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Is that an open invitation?

For you? Of course...

 

[cheerful_deviant]

For you? Of course...

Mmmm.... I haven't played Dracula in a while.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Mmmm.... I haven't played Dracula in a while.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I don't believe anybody on Lit. would be infatuated with me. Some of my readers sound like they are, though. Now and then I get invitations to come and eat their pussies. Being happily married, I have never taken anybody up on it, and I am sure I never will.

 

[Katyusha]

As Liar said, if you're reading this, chances are I have crushed, am crushing, or will crush on you. I am the most crushable person I know.

Are you now.

 

[moonlight elf]

I'm with Scarlett... I love you all!

I ditto the Minx!
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[arienette]

I think Ari has the cutest AV (plus she has very interesting opinions and taste in movies). I don't know anyone here well enough to have a real crush, but I'm absolutely nuts about Danielle (for her writing . . . I think she's spectacular). English Lady and Aurora have been very nice to me as well, so even though I know they're both taken (damb my luck), they both are very special to me.

Aw, you've made my day! (but it was a pretty fucking shitty day, so you can take that however you'd like) Just know that you made me smile, and for that I cannot thank you enough.

 

[Stella_Omega]

And the past perfect tense of Smit is smut. As I will smit him. I smat him yesterday. I have smut many persons.

Too good!
It sounds as good thusly- I smit you, I will smit her, I smut him yesterday, I have smat more than I should have...

Regarding crushes- I don't hide them when i get them, do I?

 

[MissBri]