Lit Guys Tin Pan Alley

[AmberLGreen]

Dude, rename this thread Tit Pan Alley.

You gonna show your tits?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

You gonna show your tits?

Naw…I typically just shot my dilk.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Show us your titties, MD.

Nobody wants that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nobody wants that.

We do. We really want that.

 

[tnman03]

What is it with all of this female presence in here lately? I realize that Rainy has a bigger set of balls than most guys around here, but she's still female? Her and Amber are line pushers for sure.

 

[saustin5432]

No one ever talks about guy shit. You know that speech in Gladiator about the vision of Rome. Yeah, that's this thread.

Like, has anyone rebuilt a car or done some plumbing or anything today? Gosh, does every day have to be about taking the ladies that stumble in here into the back room?

 

[Jake069258]

No one ever talks about guy shit. You know that speech in Gladiator about the vision of Rome. Yeah, that's this thread.

Like, has anyone rebuilt a car or done some plumbing or anything today? Gosh, does every day have to be about taking the ladies that stumble in here into the back room?

Only dudes can rebuild cars or do plumbing???

 

[saustin5432]

Only dudes can rebuild cars or do plumbing???

Yeah...that's what I meant. FFS, if we could only talk about things that are exclusive to the lesser gender, we could pretty much only talk about dicks and there is another thread for that.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

No one ever talks about guy shit. You know that speech in Gladiator about the vision of Rome. Yeah, that's this thread.

Like, has anyone rebuilt a car or done some plumbing or anything today? Gosh, does every day have to be about taking the ladies that stumble in here into the back room?

Dont know about you but I talk about drugs and booze and pussy and rock n roll on the regular. Sucks to be you muh fucker.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fuck yeah.

*instant feminist horny for jake*

I am horny for Jake sorting my plumbing out

 

[Jake069258]

Yeah...that's what I meant. FFS, if we could only talk about things that are exclusive to the lesser gender, we could pretty much only talk about dicks and there is another thread for that.

"Lesser gender"

You're on a roll...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Right?

Guy knows how to get the girls going.

I think we could share him. There is enough Jake loving to go around

 

[saustin5432]

Y'all just made my point. *takes a bow*

Jake doesn't say a thing to discuss with the guys. Just swings on by to pick up the sexy ladies and drag them off to who knows where. Stabbing his bros in the back and stepping on their corpses.

Dang

 

[tnman03]

Y'all just made my point. *takes a bow*

Jake doesn't say a thing to discuss with the guys. Just swings on by to pick up the sexy ladies and drag them off to who knows where. Stabbing his bros in the back and stepping on their corpses.

Dang

Do you mean no one told you about the club down the road with ladies' night and the couple's dance lessons? That's two nights out of the week where you can find ladies. Then there are two restaurants with take out where good-looking girls bring out your order. Tip them good, they're college kids and need the money.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, muh fuckers who feel like bitches.

 

[tnman03]

Dude, muh fuckers who feel like bitches.

Dude... treat 'em like a lady, but still be a guy... all that big talk can go on somewhere else.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Dude... treat 'em like a lady, but still be a guy... all that big talk can go on somewhere else.

I don’t want to be treated like a lady. My friends and family do that. I want a guy that treats me like a slut

I also need somebody to explain “skank” to me.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude... treat 'em like a lady, but still be a guy... all that big talk can go on somewhere else.

Treat dudes like ladies? What the fuck are you even talking about?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I don’t want to be treated like a lady. My friends and family do that. I want a guy that treats me like a slut

I also need somebody to explain “skank” to me.

You really dont know what skank means? Google it.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You really dont know what skank means? Google it.

I went to Google first but I don’t think you and Google are on the same page!

.
a steady-paced dance performed to reggae music, characterized by rhythmically bending forward, raising the knees, and extending the hands palms-downwards

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I went to Google first but I don’t think you and Google are on the same page!

.
a steady-paced dance performed to reggae music, characterized by rhythmically bending forward, raising the knees, and extending the hands palms-downwards

Skank
Derogatory term for a usually younger female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Skank
Derogatory term for a usually younger female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.

English equivalent would be a slag. Got it.

Thanks MD

 

[Modern_drunkard]

English equivalent would be a slag. Got it.

Thanks MD

Yeah I like skanks slags and ska music.

 

[saustin5432]

I don’t want to be treated like a lady. My friends and family do that. I want a guy that treats me like a slut

I also need somebody to explain “skank” to me.

https://i.imgur.com/ccRFx0S.png

 

[saustin5432]

I don’t want to be treated like a lady. My friends and family do that. I want a guy that treats me like a slut

I also need somebody to explain “skank” to me.

Oh wait...you said skank. My bad. MD got it.