Lit Guys Tin Pan Alley

[Nickyjohns53]

I don’t want to be treated like a lady. My friends and family do that. I want a guy that treats me like a slut

I also need somebody to explain “skank” to me.

Oops. I thought you said "skink."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skink

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Skank, a female that encourages dick pic’s flooding her PM’s
Skonk, a female that is soooooooo over cock pics but still likes it a little dirty

As Dr Sues once said Skink, skank SKONK

 

[AmberLGreen]

Skank, a female that encourages dick pic’s flooding her PM’s
Skonk, a female that is soooooooo over cock pics but still likes it a little dirty

As Dr Sues once said Skink, skank SKONK

We have established I am a skank so send your pic already. FFS

 

[Cabooseluvr]

We have established I am a skank so send your pic already. FFS

Hahahahaha I didn’t think anyone was reading this tonight!

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude sent every up and coming Lit skank dick pics.

 

[tnman03]

So, we've established that Saturday nights are the nights the ladies invade and spurn being considered as being treated like ladies? Well, alrighty, just let them drink up the booze and make sure to call a cab for them. And whoever left that mess in the game room construction area needs to clean it up.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Well, things did get a little out of hand and Amber ans Rain, have photos to prove it!

 

[tnman03]

Well, things did get a little out of hand and Amber ans Rain, have photos to prove it!

Well someone sure wrote a lot of phone numbers on the wall in the bathroom. And sinks aren't meant for whatever happened in there, now it's broken off the wall and has to be replaced.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Well someone sure wrote a lot of phone numbers on the wall in the bathroom. And sinks aren't meant for whatever happened in there, now it's broken off the wall and has to be replaced.

I am handy, I will fix it! I may or may not know how it happened

 

[tnman03]

I am handy, I will fix it! I may or may not know how it happened

Some questions are best left unanswered... or thought on too much anyway.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well someone sure wrote a lot of phone numbers on the wall in the bathroom. And sinks aren't meant for whatever happened in there, now it's broken off the wall and has to be replaced.

Before Fara drags us out, do not get rid of that number in the middle of the wall. That is mine and leaving it here is the only hope I have of getting laid. Call me

And you need bigger sinks. One broke when I was trying to douche

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Before Fara drags us out, do not get rid of that number in the middle of the wall. That is mine and leaving it here is the only hope I have of getting laid. Call me

And you need bigger sinks. One broke when I was trying to douche

AMBER, dont tell them! It took me all night to fill that sink with ice!

 

[tnman03]

OK now, what's what with the ice-filled sink bidet deal??? Is this a kink thing or what?

And I noticed the Lit Police Commish was by laying down the law. Ah well, it really is a guys club, but we were a little less draconian about it.

 

[tnman03]

Also, note that nothin happens on here without the bitches about.

You got voted in as an "honorary guy" the other day for official purposes, but no one here ever wants you to act like a guy.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, all these skanks come here to find out the latest hussy we went balls deep in.

 

[tnman03]

Dude, all these skanks come here to find out the latest hussy we went balls deep in.

All anyone can ask is that everyone involved is an adult and that mutual consent is the norm. As for the kiss and tell, well if someone's being an ass and the women want the word out that's their business. Guys bragging though is childish and uncool. Anyhow, any of that takes place off the premises. Are you trying to get this place raided or something? How do you think we afford the beer, booze, and wine? That still and the flavorings cost me a mint.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

All anyone can ask is that everyone involved is an adult and that mutual consent is the norm. As for the kiss and tell, well if someone's being an ass and the women want the word out that's their business. Guys bragging though is childish and uncool. Anyhow, any of that takes place off the premises. Are you trying to get this place raided or something? How do you think we afford the beer, booze, and wine? That still and the flavorings cost me a mint.

You right. They all talk behind the scenes about which muh fucker e-banged them that day. Shit’s a fucking trip.

 

[tnman03]

You right. They all talk behind the scenes about which muh fucker e-banged them that day. Shit’s a fucking trip.

Hey, when is the next batch of beer going to be ready to bottle? We're running low. As it is I already owe JJ a ton of favors and some money for sending those guys down from Jersey with a load of wine. If we weren't getting free food baskets we'd have real trouble here.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Hey, when is the next batch of beer going to be ready to bottle? We're running low. As it is I already owe JJ a ton of favors and some money for sending those guys down from Jersey with a load of wine. If we weren't getting free food baskets we'd have real trouble here.

I have no idea what you are talking about dude.

 

[tnman03]

I have no idea what you are talking about dude.

Oh crap, you mean that wasn't you who agreed to brew and bottle the beer? We were supposed to be running a microbrewery here. Geeze, now I have to call a beer distributor.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Oh crap, you mean that wasn't you who agreed to brew and bottle the beer? We were supposed to be running a microbrewery here. Geeze, now I have to call a beer distributor.

You need to call distributor….America is still on 3-tier system.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Is this place self serve or is there bar staff?

Waves hi to the pretty Canadian lady setting in the back booth. Glad you like my choice for the tree you paid for. Thxs for the business. Put anything you want on my tab , please.

 

[saustin5432]

Is this place self serve or is there bar staff?

Waves hi to the pretty Canadian lady setting in the back booth. Glad you like my choice for the tree you paid for. Thxs for the business. Put anything you want on my tab , please.

Scotch selection could use an upgrade.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Scotch selection could use an upgrade.

I’d say find it , post it and they will come. Woman , if these place has a some life maybe some newbie vixens or feline lurkers will stop by and strut their goods …lol

We need a DJ too

Can’t hurt to try.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Men only ?
Yawn
Then there are Dames only threads
Perhaps ya all need separate websites