Lit Guys Tin Pan Alley

[Jake069258]

So there's supposed to be no women allowed in here... yet a pretty woman comes strolling in here with some yummy food and it's okay. Men are soooo easy... Jeez!

JJ... Are you telling me you dont know that food is the way to a mans... ???

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ... Are you telling me you dont know that food is the way to a mans... ???

Well I do now, Jake.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

So there's supposed to be no women allowed in here... yet a pretty woman comes strolling in here with some yummy food and it's okay. Men are soooo easy... Jeez!

This is what I was thinking. This is some BS!

 

[tnman03]

So there's supposed to be no women allowed in here... yet a pretty woman comes strolling in here with some yummy food and it's okay. Men are soooo easy... Jeez!

No one here said that gifts of food weren't appreciated now, did they???

Beside's we all already know how yummy we think that you are, right? Now, watch that door on your way out. We love to see you go you know.

 

[Jake069258]

So there's supposed to be no women allowed in here... yet a pretty woman comes strolling in here with some yummy food and it's okay. Men are soooo easy... Jeez!

This is what I was thinking. This is some BS!

Ok, so we've covered how food is one way in, there's another...

I'll give you a hint... When you show them at mardi gras, you get beads... When you show them here... You get in

 

[tnman03]

This is what I was thinking. This is some BS!

That watching while you walk out the door works for you too... us guys are like that. It's a Pavlovian response.

 

[JerseyJade]

No one here said that gifts of food weren't appreciated now, did they???

Beside's we all already know how yummy we think that you are, right? Now, watch that door on your way out. We love to see you go you know.

Fine! But you need to fix that door! My butt is now bruised from it hitting me as I was leaving!

 

[tnman03]

Fine! But you need to fix that door! My butt is now bruised from it hitting me as I was leaving!

Hmm... Revolving doors are too expensive. Come over after the place shuts down and I'll show you the hot tub. But in the meantime. This is the guy's hang-out.

 

[Acktion]

JJ... Are you telling me you dont know that food is the way to a mans... ???

Actually, I'm going to have to beg to differ.

Pause and think about this one for just a minute. 90% of dates include the man taking a woman somewhere she can eat. And that she doesn't have to cook it first.

And, am I the only one that has noticed if a woman says "I'm kinda hungry" that is code for "you've got twenty-seven minutes before I go thermonuclear."

I have yet to see a wedding where the bride, after starving herself to fit in that dress for weeks, months, and even years, didn't run right the Hell over the groomsmen twice or even three times her size hanging out at the buffet.

Don't even get me started on pregnancy. There's a meme making the rounds about a couple that gave birth in chick-fil-a. And someone made a snide comment about "guess we know where the parent's priorities were." Dude, if the woman pregnant with your child says she wants Chick-fil-a, you fuckin' stop at Chick'fil-a if you don't want Linda Blair taking her over!

So, yeah. I'm gonna have to go with food really being the path to a woman's... Good golly, Miss Molly!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Hey there Lit guys, feeling excluded from popular ladies' threads? Not comfortable posting or interacting? Feeling overly sensitive at all of the sharp comments and exclusivity in what you thought was an inclusive forum? Well hey; get over it, whoever said everyone’s supposed to be popular was delusional.

So, if you want to cry in your beer then stay home, if it’s egg in your beer then you’re in the right place. Be funny, try to be funny, or at least try not to be an ass. But otherwise, jump on the bandwagon and talk about whatever.

Start a conversation, guys can talk to other guys here, honest; it doesn’t mean you’re odd at all. Haven’t you watched the ladies having fun all of these months and years amongst each other?

Anyone can buy a beer , what about bad Santa telling Dad jokes ?

 

[tnman03]

*Yawn...and stretch while making coffee.

Morning all, late night here. JJ came over to check out the boom boom room and hot tub after I shut the place down. Then LW brought over a big bottle of wine. They drank up all of the wine before I finished cleaning the place and left so after I mopped the boom boom room I crashed.

What's up today? Any noteworthy goings-on?

 

[tnman03]

Anyone can buy a beer , what about bad Santa telling Dad jokes ?

It's liberty hall, you can spit on the floor and call the cat a bastard, just don't piss off the cat or folks get all unruly.

 

[Jaime_H]

Stormy winds in Angleterre. A day for staying in.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

It's liberty hall, you can spit on the floor and call the cat a bastard, just don't piss off the cat or folks get all unruly.

Thanks , barkeep ,

I’m traveling and on holiday but will be back.

Cheers
FF

 

[tnman03]

Stormy winds in Angleterre. A day for staying in.

Bummer. Sunny and cold here but warming later. Bundle up and come on over, there's a cheap, clean flop house down the street.

 

[Jaime_H]

Bummer. Sunny and cold here but warming later. Bundle up and come on over, there's a cheap, clean flop house down the street.

LOL,,, A flop house. WTF is that? Actually, I can work it out. Love the names you call things.

Where is "here" roughly?

 

[tnman03]

LOL,,, A flop house. WTF is that? Actually, I can work it out. Love the names you call things.

Where is "here" roughly?

You're in Middle Tennessee when you frequent this place. It's rapidly being overtaken by New York staters and Californians drawn by the absence of a state income tax or draconian rules and regulations. We're hoping it all works out.

 

[Jaime_H]

You're in Middle Tennessee when you frequent this place. It's rapidly being overtaken by New York staters and Californians drawn by the absence of a state income tax or draconian rules and regulations. We're hoping it all works out.

Now I'll show my age by saying that Tennessee summons up very romantic imagery for me.

As I kid, I belonged to wargames society, which was about fighting historical battles with 20mm model soldiers (never call them toy). Being young and manipulable, I was given the confederate army to fight with, Johnny Reb not being the fashionable choice.

Politics, etc, aside, it improved my geography as far as the US of A went.

From what you say, the carpet baggers (is that the right term?) are still about.

 

[Acktion]

Now I'll show my age by saying that Tennessee summons up very romantic imagery for me.

As I kid, I belonged to wargames society, which was about fighting historical battles with 20mm model soldiers (never call them toy). Being young and manipulable, I was given the confederate army to fight with, Johnny Reb not being the fashionable choice.

Politics, etc, aside, it improved my geography as far as the US of A went.

From what you say, the carpet baggers (is that the right term?) are still about.

Not to mention the scalawags.

 

[Jaime_H]

Not to mention the scalawags.

Now scalawags is lost on me without resorting to google....

 

[tnman03]

Now I'll show my age by saying that Tennessee summons up very romantic imagery for me.

As I kid, I belonged to wargames society, which was about fighting historical battles with 20mm model soldiers (never call them toy). Being young and manipulable, I was given the confederate army to fight with, Johnny Reb not being the fashionable choice.

Politics, etc, aside, it improved my geography as far as the US of A went.

From what you say, the carpet baggers (is that the right term?) are still about.

Ah! Post War Between the States history flashbacks. Carpet Baggers were opportunistic heathens taking advantage of a broken, destitute South in the name of reparations while lining their own pockets. Not a good thing, setting the whole recovery process back by decades. Ugly times indeed, a punishment that made the pill of defeat all the more costly.

But no, the new domestic immigrants come for the climate, cost of living, and accessibility to larger, more metropolitan cities. They're welcome and some arrive with new industrial jobs for everyone. Local fears are always the complaints about things the newcomers miss that we do ourselves to avoid higher taxation.

 

[Jaime_H]

Ah! Post War Between the States history flashbacks. Carpet Baggers were opportunistic heathens taking advantage of a broken, destitute South in the name of reparations while lining their own pockets. Not a good thing, setting the whole recovery process back by decades. Ugly times indeed, a punishment that made the pill of defeat all the more costly.

But no, the new domestic immigrants come for the climate, cost of living, and accessibility to larger, more metropolitan cities. They're welcome and some arrive with new industrial jobs for everyone. Local fears are always the complaints about things the newcomers miss that we do ourselves to avoid higher taxation.

You've sold me. Are Brits without a green card welcome? I could pretend to be any race or creed.

 

[tnman03]

You've sold me. Are Brits without a green card welcome? I could pretend to be any race or creed.

Sure thing, we've got people from all over the world living here and getting along.

 

[saustin5432]

Fuck it. I'll show some solidarity. No-where else lets me talk about the Formula One. They just look at me funny..

Shoot...who knew?? You can talk about Formula One with me. I hate that the season is over, but the last two races should be awesome. I also hate Verstappen...I hope he has a mechanical breakdown in one race and someone from Haas takes him out while being lapped in the last.

 

[Jaime_H]

Shoot...who knew?? You can talk about Formula One with me. I hate that the season is over, but the last two races should be awesome. I also hate Verstappen...I hope he has a mechanical breakdown in one race and someone from Haas takes him out while being lapped in the last.

How long has F1 left before E-cars take over?