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[NoJo]

mehehehehehe
mehehehehehe
mehehehehehe
what sound does the monkey boy make? hrm...

When I come, I usually shout "AHA!"

 

[BlackShanglan]

Are they gruff?

Don't we all like a bit of the gruff now and then?

 

[Guest]

When I come, I usually shout "AHA!"

not...
EUREKA!
usually for me its...
YE-FUCKEN-HAW BABY!
lets go again!

 

[ElizabethWest]

When I come, I usually shout "AHA!"

"AHA" as in Eureka?

 

[Guest]

"AHA" as in Eureka?

you have stepped into the twilight zone!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"AHA" as in Eureka?

If I'm yelling AHA when I come, it's usually because I'm thinking about the Norwegian pop band.

 

[ElizabethWest]

you have stepped into the twilight zone!

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man...

 

[ElizabethWest]

If I'm yelling AHA when I come, it's usually because I'm thinking about the Norwegian pop band.

At least he's not screaming "YOOHOO!"

 

[NoJo]

you have stepped into the twilight zone!

Too fuckin' late. I shout AHA, because I usually try to solve a little math problem to stop my premature ejaculation. The solutions comes at the same time as I do.

I used to say Hmmmm.... but I found it put women off, becuase they suspected I was faking it.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Too fuckin' late. I shout AHA, because I usually try to solve a little math problem to stop my premature ejaculation. The solutions comes at the same time as I do.

I used to say Hmmmm.... but I found it put women off, becuase they suspected I was faking it.

What do you mesaure when you're doing math?

 

[BlackShanglan]

When I come, I usually shout "AHA!"

"Secretariat!"

 

[NoJo]

What do you mesaure when you're doing math?

Actually I try to work out how many times I'd have to ejaculate to fill a bathtub.

 

[lil_elvis]

Actually I try to work out how many times I'd have to ejaculate to fill a bathtub.

I hear Carl Sagan did that too.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Actually I try to work out how many times I'd have to ejaculate to fill a bathtub.

Two point three.

 

[NoJo]

I hear Carl Sagan did that too.

I fucking hope he didn't live in my apartment before I moved in, then.

 

[NoJo]

Two point three.

That's exactly how many children I have, Shang. AHA!

 

[Just-Legal]

How can you have... never mind I don't want to know.

• Bite
• My
• Shiny
• Metal
• Ass

 

[BlackShanglan]

How can you have... never mind I don't want to know.

• Bite
• My
• Shiny
• Metal
• Ass

I love Bender. Haven't been on one in far too long.

 

[Guest]

I love Bender. Haven't been on one in far too long.

GLUE

 

[shereads]

heroine
crack
this thread
opium
Chocolate Lava Cake
oxycontin

 

[Guest]

heroine
crack
this thread
opium
Chocolate Lava Cake
oxycontin

Alex, I'll take things that are addictive for $400.

 

[BlackShanglan]

• Cat
• Computer
• Hologram
• Toaster
• Android
• Ex-car-park-attendant

 

[shereads]

Alex, I'll take things that are addictive for $400.

Lucky guess.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

a toothbrush, some toothpaste
a flannel for my face
Pyjamas
a hairbrush
new shoes
and a case
my reflection
the church and the steeple
The laundry on the hill
The billboards and the buildings
the car park
the airport
The baggage carousel
bedside empty pocket
A foot without a sock
Your body
the clock
the seduction
a novel,
some perfume
A fortune all for you

 

[carsonshepherd]

• key lime
• pumpkin
• apple
• cherry
• peach
• blueberry
• dutch apple
• caramel nut apple
• cranberry nut
• lemon meringue
• peach crumble
• butter
• blackberry-peach
• black bottom
• banana cream
• french silk
• chocolate mousse
• peanut butter