List Thread

[ElizabethWest]

Wonderful! I knew you had it covered, I don't know why I asked. I'm such an idiot. *sigh*

Hardly.




I've seen your lovely ass and to be honest, it just makes me want to kind of…grope you… http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/Devilish.gif

I want to wear Scarlett's undies. I feel sooooo dirty. But in a good way...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I've seen your lovely ass and to be honest, it just makes me want to kind of…grope you… http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/Devilish.gif

Thanks for that image before I head for bed. *swoon*

 

[LadyJeanne]

Thanks for that image before I head for bed. *swoon*

I'm still swooning over the "two Yui's" image....

 

[NoJo]

• Pint semi-skimmed milk
• Dozen free range eggs
• Frozen Pizza
• Washing-up gloves (large)
• Tin Lima beans
• Anchovy Paste
• Porn Video
• Box Tissues

 

[neonlyte]

I love you.

(Pre-Raphaelite artists.)

You don't think the Pre-Raphaelites sent back the advancement of Victorian women just a little? All that romantacised imagery, manly pursuits like the Arts and Crafts movement. A tinge subversive, objectifying and portraying women largely as beautiful, to be an adornment. Madox Brown was singular in portraying 'life in the raw' (Work), though even he had to resort to 'beautifying' to survive as an artist.

The Pre-Raphaelites were the cinematographers of their day, distributing eye candy pictures to the municipalities of England for edification of the urban masses.

 

[elsol]

David
Jason
Michael
Miguel
Raphael
ElSol
HIM


Sincerely,
ElSol

ps. Two Yui's... the mind boggles... One Yui worshipping the Tattoo of another Yui... Higher Brain Functions Crash... BLUE SCREEN

 

[Guest]

• 12
• 10
• 8
• 7
• diameter
• 1
• 1 1/2
• 1 1/4
• pink
• purple
• clear
• flesh
• black
• blue
• white

 

[elsol]

• 12
• 10
• 8
• 7
• diameter
• 1
• 1 1/2
• 1 1/4
• pink
• purple
• clear
• flesh
• black
• blue
• white

*LAUGH*

I was about to click away going... "huh!" and the floating dildoes attacked me...

I really need sleep.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Kca!
Sctiv!
Crmn,
Feconicuzngage.
Assebrkr.

 

[elsol]

Kca!
Sctiv!
Crmn,
Feconicuzngage.
Assebrkr.

I'd like to buy a vowel!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[NoJo]

Kca!
Sctiv!
Crmn,
Feconicuzngage.
Assebrkr.

RbSrYZr.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

RbSrYZr.

Busted!

Libebcnofne

 

[NoJo]

• Ezekiel
• Icarus
• Laika
• Rick D. Husband
• William C. McCool
• Michael P. Anderson
• David M. Brown
• Kalpana Chawla
• Laurel Blair Salton Clark
• Ilan Ramon

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You don't think the Pre-Raphaelites sent back the advancement of Victorian women just a little? All that romantacised imagery, manly pursuits like the Arts and Crafts movement. A tinge subversive, objectifying and portraying women largely as beautiful, to be an adornment. Madox Brown was singular in portraying 'life in the raw' (Work), though even he had to resort to 'beautifying' to survive as an artist.

The Pre-Raphaelites were the cinematographers of their day, distributing eye candy pictures to the municipalities of England for edification of the urban masses.

well said.

 

[NoJo]

well said.

Yeah. I hate objectifying women. Except certain women, who are frankly just a pussy on legs as far as I'm concerned.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yeah. I hate objectifying women. Except certain women, who are frankly just a pussy on legs as far as I'm concerned.

I'm totally against objectifying women, now, men are a different story.
I like to bitch about the Pre-Raphaelites, but here I am sitting right next to a Waterhouse print. Really, I think it's just Dante that pisses me off.

 

[NoJo]

Not as much as he pisses me off. Don't get me started on Dante.

I'd love you to objectify me. As long as you praise my cooking occasionally.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Not as much as he pisses me off. Don't get me started on Dante.

I'd love you to objectify me. As long as you praise my cooking occasionally.

Dante Gabriel Rossetti
Buried all of his libretti,
Thought the matter over - then
Went and dug them up again.
-D. Parker

btw,
If you cooked for me once you'd have to get a restraining order.

 

[neonlyte]

• Bartolomeu Dias
• Vasco da Gama
• Fernando de Magelhaes
• Christopher Columbus
• Francis Chichester
• Robin Knox Johnson
• Francis Joyen
• Ellen McArthur

 

[Guest]

I'm still thinking about

• Doorknob

Ok, so I've never had sex on a doorknob. I was tied to it.

 

[Guest]

Right. Like you're the only one in the Authors Hangout who's never had sex on a doorknob.

Lou, a question about the washing machine: spin cycle?

Joe has to be different. He had sex with a doorknob.

As for the washing machine, nothing quite so convential. It was off. It just happened to be somewhere handy to be bent over.

 

[NoJo]

Joe has to be different. He had sex with a doorknob.

As for the washing machine, nothing quite so convential. It was off. It just happened to be somewhere handy to be bent over.

I do that too, but only becasue I keep having to fix the dodgy water pipe at the back.

 

[Guest]

I do that too, but only becasue I keep having to fix the dodgy water pipe at the back.

"Fixing a water pipe" was my purpose for being there, too.

 

[NoJo]

"Fixing a water pipe" was my purpose for being there, too.

If it weren't for the quotation marks, I would have guessed that you also have a piece of crap Zanussi.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Fixing a water pipe" was my purpose for being there, too.

You lie like a rug, that's right, just keep paddling that canoe down to Smut town you tramp.