Lisa Marie Presley and Nicolas Cage

[sirhugs]

every time I see the headlines about these sad folk, I sense there is a Lit story in it somehow. Does any one have thoughts on that?

 

[Chicklet]

yuch

i sorta try to stay away from them

 

[sirhugs]

yuch

i sorta try to stay away from them

but they follow us everywhere.
Perhaps I see the story as acting like a voodoo doll....to get them away forever.

In fact the best idea I had was that Cage's ex-wife, Patricia Arquette, who often plays ounk or gothy characters ( Stigmata), is upset Nic dumped her for " the Presley bitch", so casts a spell. Making it sexy is where I stop. Best next bit I thought of was Cage is doomed to be an Elvis impersonator forever- but no erotic play there.

Maybe I just need a life.

 

[Chicklet]

they don't follow *me*

sirhugs maybe you ought to use one of those "tied my wife down and MADE her stay home with me" stories.

Chicklet

 

[sirhugs]

they just get sillier in real life, perhaps we don't need a parody?

Its reported the divorce is because she made him give up his comic books, sports cars, and bachelor pad.

seems a dominatrix plot might be needed. After all, did he expect to get to dress up and play Elvis in the King's own bedroom without a little pain?

 

[MsLinnet]

How about Cage is fucking Lisa Mari in the full Elvis garb when the king’s ghost who is so pissed at what he sees happening to his little girl he rematerializes and takes Cages arse as his daughter watches and wants to be next.

love linnet

 

[sirhugs]

How about Cage is fucking Lisa Mari in the full Elvis garb when the king’s ghost who is so pissed at what he sees happening to his little girl he rematerializes and takes Cages arse as his daughter watches and wants to be next.

love linnet

Laurel would never post it. Now if Elvis was so peeved that he hexed Nicolas, it might get posted.....

 

[MsLinnet]

why not is he a god or somthing. lets face it he was a singer with a drug habit fair game i think

i can just feel the knives being drawn

Love Linnet