Limmericks

[jussforfun]

There once was a girl from Tibet,
Whos pussy was constantly wet,
She'd beg that the guy,
Would try lick her dry,
But not one has succeeded Yet!

 

[jussforfun]

There once was a girl from Tibet,
Whos pussy was constantly wet,
She'd beg that the guy,
Would try lick her dry,
But not one has succeeded Yet!

There was was a man from L.A.
??

 

[MindFire]

this is a cute thread.. But i cant remember one Limmrieck
that I ever learned.. good luck

 

[jussforfun]

this is a cute thread.. But i cant remember one Limmrieck
that I ever learned.. good luck

Its easy you just make up the next line.

There once was a man from L.A.
Who spent every moment at play,
????

 

[jussforfun]

Its easy you just make up the next line.

There once was a man from L.A.
Who spent every moment at play,
????

From the time that he woke,

 

[jussforfun]

There once was a man from L.A.
Who spent every moment at play,
From the time that he woke,
Till the moment he croaked
He jacked off while cyb'ring with May

 

[jussforfun]

There once was a man from L.A.
Who spent every moment at play,
From the time that he woke,
Till the moment he croaked
He jacked off while cyb'ring with May

A woman who hailed from Lahore
?????????????????????

 

[MizTabby]

A woman who hailed from Lahore
?????????????????????

A woman who hailed from Lahore
needed petting each day more and more
her poor husband tried with 3 fingers inside
and she ended up feeling quite sore

 

[redrider4u]

not new........


Under the spreading chestnut tree the village smithy sat

Amusing himself, by abusing himself.

And catching it in his hat.