Limericks at 10 Paces

[cookiejar]

With limericks she said she'd return
News that should cause great concern
'cause when Cookie goes rhyming
and her pump gets a priming
The boys' privates all do an upturn

The Lit man name of Quake
He really is quite a rake
in his garden
he began to harden
Cause E is playing with his snake!

 

[cookiejar]

That horny guy name of Ram
Tried to have sex with a lamb
the lamb did bleat
as he pulled it's teat
Cause he's into mutton not ham!

 

[cookiejar]

AA he looked for Miss Toni
Cause he had a boney maroney
but that stud
was quite the dud
Cause he's a one trick pony!

 

[cookiejar]

Miss Rosy was searching for Jix
She said, "He's up to his tricks"
he's in a bed
getting some head
From one of Lit's cute chicks!

 

[cookiejar]

Ammo, the man was in shock
As the doc had to pick his lock
he had sex with a gun
and when he was done
His dick was stuck in the stock!

 

[cookiejar]

For months my life was sorrow
In my personal hell I did wallow
Life's about to change
My scheldule I'll arrange
'Cause Cookies Rhymes return Tomorrow!!!!

NC was put to the test
To see which Lit girl was best
he tried them all
he had a ball
But now he needs a rest!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The Lit man name of Quake
He really is quite a rake
in his garden
he began to harden
Cause E is playing with his snake!

Hey now....that was supposed to be a secret!

 

[jixerguy]

Cookie you are such a big tease
In a thread that's filled up with sleaze
Men can not compete
You're a wonderful treat
And you always say thank you and please.

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie you are such a big tease
In a thread that's filled up with sleaze
Men can not compete
You're a wonderful treat
And you always say thank you and please.

That Lit guy named Jix
He wants his Rosy fix
up to the tower
he took this flower
Just to get in his licks!

 

[cookiejar]

He said his name was Owlz
On a full moon this bird howls
but on a night grim
he went out on a limb
And took on a flock of fouls!






God almighty...forgive me Owlz...this is bad!!

 

[jixerguy]

That Lit guy named Jix
He wants his Rosy fix
up to the tower
he took this flower
Just to get in his licks!

My Rosy’s a beauty beyond measure
Who fills my life with great pleasure
The pretties of all
She’s there when I call
She is Literotica's great treasure.

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Bunkie...


The girl with the av Tweetyzilla
She fell in love with a gorilla
while she played the piana
she ate his banana
Cause she said it tastes like vanilla!

Hee Hee

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

NC was put to the test
To see which Lit girl was best
he tried them all
he had a ball
But now he needs a rest!

Our own sweet little Miss Viagra
claims her sex life is a 'straggela'
but give her a cock
thats hard as a rock
And watch her flow like Niagra!!!

 

[jixerguy]

Our Cookie’s a wonderful find
Cute smile and a cuter behind
I’d ask her to dance
And maybe romance
I really don’t think Slick would mind.

 

[jixerguy]

My Rosy has pretty blue eyes
And creamy, milky white thighs
A body so lean
And a mind that’s so keen
My love for her no one denies.

 

[cookiejar]

Ms. Cookie is singing a new tune
Cause her Slick should be home soon
we won't be around
we'll go underground
And stay in our bed until noon!

 

[jixerguy]

I have a problem I confess
My balls are under great stress
The AV’s delight me
The stories excite me
Whoops, now my keyboards a mess.

 

[cookiejar]

Our own sweet little Miss Viagra
claims her sex life is a 'straggela'
but give her a cock
thats hard as a rock
And watch her flow like Niagra!!!

Miss Viagra she likes a weiner
For nothing is she more keener
she doesn't embellish
the weiner with relish
Cause she is trying to eat much leaner!

 

[cookiejar]

Our Cookie’s a wonderful find
Cute smile and a cuter behind
I’d ask her to dance
And maybe romance
I really don’t think Slick would mind.

A dance with Jix Cookie can do
But romance I fear is not true
we can cut a rug
do a jitterbug
But only with Slick do I coo!

 

[jixerguy]

Little Mis Little Mis looking so sweet
Cajoling and flattering I offer a treat
But if word gets back home
That I slipped her my bone
My Rosy might cut off my meat!!

 

[rosylady]

My Rosy’s a beauty beyond measure
Who fills my life with great pleasure
The pretties of all
She’s there when I call
She is Literotica's great treasure.

 

[jixerguy]

A kiss of your lips, a brush on your cheek
The slightest of touches makes my knees weak
My pants get so tight
My head gets so light
And my penis, it gets hard and it leaks.

 

[rosylady]

Miss Rosy was searching for Jix
She said, "He's up to his tricks"
he's in a bed
getting some head
From one of Lit's cute chicks!

 

[rosylady]

A kiss of your lips, a brush on your cheek
The slightest of touches makes my knees weak
My pants get so tight
My head gets so light
And my penis, it gets hard and it leaks.

 

[cookiejar]

A kiss of your lips, a brush on your cheek
The slightest of touches makes my knees weak
My pants get so tight
My head gets so light
And my penis, it gets hard and it leaks.

Jix...you need a plumber, not Rosy...