Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

Cookie to middlestump did mock,
"Just look at the shape of your cock,
Is it because you are queer?
Or those ten pints of beer?
That the big hand is limp at six O'clock."

 

[biggbear8]

There was spiderlady of old
Who met alot young men quite bold
When she asked, "Why you choose me?"
He replied, "Because lady,
There's simply more of you to hold.

 

[biggbear8]

A sexy Cookie from Cape Cod
Had to carry her breasts in a hod
Her shape was perfection
and caused many erection
But when she bent over, they said OH MY GOD!

 

[biggbear8]

In a tub full of jello Silky will grope.
For what jiggles or wiggles silky will cope.
Then she'll discover
when you have a lover,
your bodies cum cleaner less soap.

 

[biggbear8]

Middlestump always concerned with size
he always try to cover up with lies
But when Nightmoves came along
It said, "Size matters and ain't wrong."
Hell, now all they DO is rise!

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie came from Oliver,
And all the men did follow her,
Until Slick came along,
And played her his song,
And all the rest quit call'n her.

 

[biggbear8]

Silky was a young woman who was Bright
Whose made love much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

 

[barn888]

Bear is wrightin up a storm today!

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie kneeled to bear....genuflection
But it only gave him a massive erection
an enormous bulge
he opened to divulge
The ultimate "Love Connection!"

 

[cookiejar]

Now Silky of Punkin Hollow
The men they all do follow
she knows it's mussy
but she ain't fussy
Cause their dicks she loves to swallow

 

[silkynsmooth]

Now Silky of Punkin Hollow
The men they all do follow
she knows it's mussy
but she ain't fussy
Cause their dicks she loves to swallow

ackkkkkkkkkk OMG
lmao

 

[cookiejar]

Bear Hatfield and Barn McCoy
Were fussing and feuding...oh boy
over Momma that hunny
who humps like a bunny
They both wanna be her boy toy!

 

[cookiejar]

Middlestump his dick on a pulley
Extended the length out fully
instead of a jock
he used a cock sock
Made of fabric so warm and wooly!

 

[Whispered_Promises]

omg......

laughing my freaking ass off.......this is too funny !!!

Bravo to both of you !!!

 

[spiderlady]

ain't these guys good????

When i need cheering up i come in here.....

 

[barn888]

A bump for Cookie.

 

[barn888]

 

[spiderlady]

Can't have these on the second page either......

 

[cookiejar]

The Bear in Illinois
Wanted to be a Back Street Boy
he practiced each move
trying to prove
He was the "Real McCoy!!"

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy she sings like a bird
Sweetest sound you ever heard
but she got overzealous
made Mariah jealous
Now a smear campaign has occurred!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick on that lofty plateau
sings just like Barry Manilow
when he sings "Mandy"
the ladies get randy
Ok! I know this is a low blow!!

 

[cookiejar]

Barn's singing is such a dud
sounds like a cow with his foot in the mud
he bellows and he moos
while the audience does snooze
So he entertains by chewing his cud!!

 

[barn888]

I don't care if you badmouth me Cookie, I still wanna marry your AV!

 

[cookiejar]

To middlestump the ladies all throw their thongs
When he belts out one of his sexy songs
a regular Tom Jones
now hear all the moans
When his back went out as he moved wrong!!

 

[cookiejar]

I don't care if you badmouth me Cookie, I still wanna marry your AV!

ROFL......