Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

His first night, Slick said to his dear,
'Darling Cookie, you had better stand clear.
Since touched by your soft hand,
It's begun to expandand expand,
And I don't know how far 'twill uprear.'

 

[silkynsmooth]

Bear sweetie - you are on a roll...ilove em...hugggss and laughing thank you need that....

 

[biggbear8]

Said the nurse silky to the patient Bear, ÒOh dear,
Your symptoms are not very clear.
With his attention diverted
She quickly inserted
The thermometer into Bear's rear.

 

[silkynsmooth]

Said the nurse silky to the patient Bear, ÒOh dear,
Your symptoms are not very clear.
With his attention diverted
She quickly inserted
The thermometer into Bear's rear.

OMG - laughing hysterically....wooooooooo hooooooooooooooo

 

[biggbear8]

The bedroom has lost its decorum.
With group sex, it's more like a Forum.
It once was avowed
That three was a crowd,
But today it's not even a quorum.

 

[biggbear8]

Said a Rosy upon her divan
Was attacked by a virile young man:
'Such excess of passion
Is quite out of fashion,'
she fractured his arm with her fan.

 

[biggbear8]

Slick, quite free with his dong,
Said the thing could be had for a song.
Such response did Slick get
That he rented the Met,
And held auditions all the day long.

 

[biggbear8]

BARN whose dong,
Was prodigiously massive and long.
On each side of this whang,
Two testes did hang,
That attracted a curious throng.

 

[biggbear8]

Opportunity knocks at the door.
It knocks just once and no more.
But temptation, unclean,
On the doorbell does lean,
And the bell seems to ring evermore.

 

[biggbear8]

There was ROB from Down-Under,
Young ladies by the score, he did plunder.
He'd pretend to dally,
Then invade their valley,
As he gently tossed their legs asunder.

 

[biggbear8]

Said Nightmoves: 'Bay City's a drag
And no place to go for a jag.
When I find a nice dame
Who remembers my name,
There's always a rod in her bag.'

 

[biggbear8]

It had snowed, and Slick in the drift
Flagged Cookie down and asked, "Give me a lift?"
They sat in her Bentley...
She fondled him gently...
the lift that Slick asked for was swift!

 

[biggbear8]

OMG - laughing hysterically....wooooooooo hooooooooooooooo

hugs an dkisses glad you enjoyed them

hugs kisses
bear

 

[spiderlady]

rofl......

cookie n bear......*laughing hard*....you two are tops....huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggsssssssssss.....lol....

 

[biggbear8]

Re: rofl......

cookie n bear......*laughing hard*....you two are tops....huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggsssssssssss.....lol....

HUGS AND KISSES SPIDERLADY

COOKIE AND I HAVE ALOT OF FUN DOING THESE LIMERICKS

SHE IS THE BEST SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO WRITE THEM


HUGSSS AND A VERY SOFT BUTTERFLY KISSES ALL OVER
MMMMMMMMMM SO NICE

BEAR

 

[spiderlady]

I am......

going to read this more often.....till i get the hang of it....be a neat way to pass the time away......you guys gotta do one about AA......please?

 

[cookiejar]

AA all around good guy and necker
was screwing the local store checker
the cash register tallied
and the two they dallied
as she priced his fresh grown pecker!!

 

[cookiejar]

Down the web came Spiderlady
A real special arachnid landlady
eight legs she wraps
around all the chaps
She is a lady so shady!!

 

[barn888]

I love reading these, Cookie and Bear are both doing good ones lately!

 

[cookiejar]

Kudos to Bear....your limericks are terrific!!!! Ty for posting with me.....


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[spiderlady]

kudos.....

to both of you......you both brighten everyone's day....

 

[biggbear8]

Kudos to Bear....your limericks are terrific!!!! Ty for posting with me.....


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COOKIE DARLING YOU INSPIRE ME TO WRITE THEM AND I ENJOY DOING THEM WITH YOU THX YOU FOR TEACHING ME THE RIGHT WAY TO DO THEM

COOKIE AND BEAR THE LIMERICKS THEY POST
MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH THE MOST
WHILE HOLDING THEIR SIDE
THEY ALL OVER THEIR HIDS
CAUSE NO ONE NAME IS LOST

 

[biggbear8]

With the heat of their passion quite high,
then Silky grabbed for the K-Y,
But in Silky's burning desire,
Quickly set him on fire,
When she smeared that Ben-Gay on the guy.

 

[biggbear8]

With the heat of their passion quite high,
then Silky grabbed for the K-Y,
But in Silky's burning desire,
Quickly set him on fire,
When she smeared that Ben-Gay on the guy.

 

[biggbear8]

now barn nick named Screwy Dick,
Was man who was born with a spiral prick.
His life was spent in one long hunt
to find the girl with the spiral cunt.
When he found her he dropped dead,
'cause she had left hand thread!!!