Middlestump he had sex in an Audi
With a lady delightfully rowdy
the windows they steamed
as the lady he reamed
Now his glasses are fogged up and cloudy!!
Slick making whoopee in his Spider
Playing contortionist to get inside her
he fell on the floor
then out the door
As he tried to find a way to ride her!
Bannor's Mustang he ran in a ditch
Cause the lady had on nary a stitch
and as he was mulling
his dick she was pulling
He went off with hardly a hitch!!
Rob's legs sticking out his mini
As he diddled a lady so skinny
his feet on the ground
as he pumped her mound
Saying...lay still while I try and finny!!
here is a story middlestump told me was true
he tried to teach some squirels how to screw
his bruises and cuts
and cracked open nuts
may prove a good lesson for you!
I heard of Barn a red-blooded male
Whose pickup techinque's have yet to fail
He fills the chicks with booze
and waits till they snooze
then serves 'em his special 'cock-tail'!
silky was prowling at night
when bear came into her sight
Father Bear's was too small
while mom had none at all
but the 'Little' Bear: his was just right!
I thought Spiderlady was being contrary
she said "tis a mag literary
and content obscene
would cause quite a scene
your naughty verse is just too scary!"
Gentle readers, I am quite distraught
clenching fists I said "this shall be fought!"
Gold Eyes said "why don't you
write a nice Haiku?"
so my anger had come to naught.
Spiderlady slipped off to the dance,
Where she dropped off her slipper, by chance.
She was followed and wed,
Then rushed off to bed,
Where Prince Charming got into her pants.
In a strip-poker parlor called Dante's,
When cookie has just lost her panties,
She blushed, glanced around -
And guess what she found?
All the male players raising their antes!
middlestump woke up late the third day,
To discover silky best friend, May,
Had come for a visit,
And crying, 'Where is it?'
As she was tearing the bedclothes away.
From the elephant paddock one day,
They took poor Rosy away;
There's no harm, in the least,
Shouting 'Sit' to the beast,
she should have got out of the way.
Cookie said I love a lay every day,
So Slick whenever you're coming this way,
Just phone in advance
And I'll jerk off my pants,
And we're set for a sexy soiree."
