LilKitKat's thread

[peekingone]

Would you rather:

1. Go back to being 25 yrs old but retain your knowledge and be in your "best" physical shape and can choose your career or marriage or place you live etc accordingly (no you dont know who wins all the world series and therefore put $10000 on cubs winning it all or whatever).
2. Have 10 million dollars added to your bank account right now, tax free
3. Learn from a reputable doctor, fortune teller, fortune fucking cookie...that you wont die for another 50 years minimum and youll be in good health for those 50 years
4. Live out your wildest sexual fantasies with up to 10 women of your choosing (can be film stars, singers, athletes, neighbors, people from lit, ex girlfriends (ex wives?!), former classmates, porn stars, whatever) for the next 10 years of your life and your current partner is either invited to join in or never needs to know etc
5. Never have bad luck or a bad situation come up again (no car accidents. wont ever be laid off your job. your sports team never blows the big game. you never lose your keys. you dont stub your toe on the corner of the bed...and so on)
6. Immediately end world hunger. Cancer. AIDS. Heart disease. Climate change. Homelessness. but no one knows it was you...you get no credit or financial gain. Think Thanos just snapping his fingers making it happen.

No changes.
You may choose only one.

I would take #3. You can't have any of the rest if you do not have good health..... Now another 50 years geeeeesh.

 

[AnomalyLady]

5. What about you, @LilKitKat ?

 

[LilKitKat]

I'll take the 10 million. Going into retirement before too long, it would be nice to not have to worry about surviving on pensions.

fyi I made some slight changes, so enjoy the extra 15 mil...tried rebalancing some of it

 

[Jw75766]

Acti

I would take #3. You can't have any of the rest if you do not have good health..... Now another 50 years geeeeesh.

I don't want to outlive too many of my family/friends. It would hurt too much.

 

[PapaRomantic]

fyi I made some slight changes, so enjoy the extra 15 mil...tried rebalancing some of it

Well - it's getting better all the time! Now I might be able to afford the 10 women for 10 years!

 

[TomTeacher19]

6.

But 2 is tempting.

4 gets the bronze

 

[PapaRomantic]

I also see you added a #6. I would choose that one over everything else. Don't need credit for making people happy.

 

[LilKitKat]

5. What about you, @LilKitKat ?

all are tempting.
Im not yet 25 (almost!) so that one is ruled out.
Id love to have some money but I will rule that one out
The good health is tempting for sure. But I eat well and work out regularly, so other than maybe getting a major disease or being unlucky on a plane/car/edge of a cliff while hiking etc, I should be ok there.
I dont need the sexual fantasy one
The good luck one is actually really REALLY tempting...youd save a ton of time, be happier...and thats fairly priceless...but maybe its not as appealing as I would hope. Not sure.
Id pick #6. Im just giving like that.

 

[Jw75766]

6.

But 2 is tempting.

4 gets the bronze

Bless you. I was too self serving in my response but I stand firm still.

 

[Jw75766]

all are tempting.
Im not yet 25 (almost!) so that one is ruled out.
Id love to have some money but I will rule that one out
The good health is tempting for sure. But I eat well and work out regularly, so other than maybe getting a major disease or being unlucky on a plane/car/edge of a cliff while hiking etc, I should be ok there.
I dont need the sexual fantasy one
The good luck one is actually really REALLY tempting...youd save a ton of time, be happier...and thats fairly priceless...but maybe its not as appealing as I would hope. Not sure.
Id pick #6. Im just giving like that.

You cheated!

 

[LilKitKat]

I also see you added a #6. I would choose that one over everything else. Don't need credit for making people happy.

yeah I was editing as quickly as I could but all you lot were fucking johnny on the spot with responding!

 

[AnomalyLady]

Bless you. I was too self serving in my response but I stand firm still.

You missing everything today. Kit said no take backs or changes hahaha

 

[LilKitKat]

You cheated!

you selfish bastards

hahaha

 

[LilKitKat]

I did a piss poor workout at the gym today. Ugh. Weak sauce man.

 

[Jw75766]

yeah I was editing as quickly as I could but all you lot were fucking johnny on the spot with responding!

Not waiting for you to post at all here.....
HEY! What's that over there?!?!?

 

[Utmale48]

Yup. I said what I said. Going back to 25 stays.

 

[Jw75766]

you selfish bastards

hahaha

Well to be fair, the option didn't exist when I voted but I'm bound by your rules of not changing my vote so.....damn(?) but not damn....

 

[mobleedzblue]

I did a piss poor workout at the gym today. Ugh. Weak sauce man.

But you went! That’s what really matters. That’s more than most people.

 

[Jw75766]

I did a piss poor workout at the gym today. Ugh. Weak sauce man.

I'll work ya out!

 

[Jw75766]

You missing everything today. Kit said no take backs or changes hahaha

Nope, never changed my mind. My original decision stands VERY FIRM. Kit knows.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Bless you. I was too self serving in my response but I stand firm still.

Have you never lost a loved one to cancer or disease? It's not a totally selfless call

 

[LilKitKat]

You cheated!

I should go edit 1-5 now and say

1. make a bukkake porn with 100 other guys for 10 mil
2. send a pic of your gaped asshole to your boss but you wont get fired and instead get a promotion
3. take a dump on the white house lawn which will be filmed by cnn, fox, etc and youll be applauded and/or ridiculed by everyone in the country for the next 5 years
4. send kit your bank account information in hopes she sends you some uncensored blowjob or fuck vidz
5. pull out all of your own teeth with pliers in order to get free medication for the rest of your life

ps - yes my brain is fucking warped

 

[TomTeacher19]

Well now I want to change my vote ...

 

[Jw75766]

Have you never lost a loved one to cancer or disease? It's not a totally selfless call

Actually yes I have. I lost 4 grandparents to cancer, two within 3 days of each other. I sat with my grandpa as he suffered dying on his couch after they sent him home to die. Listened to the rattling of his chest, had him desperately trying to talk to me but couldn't form the words. See the anguish in his eyes from the pain. Watch him eagerly accept the morphine I gave him to subdue the pain. Cancer is VERY serious to me. This is just a hypothetical scenario. Please be lighthearted about it.

 

[LilKitKat]

I should go edit 1-5 now and say

1. make a bukkake porn with 100 other guys for 10 mil
2. send a pic of your gaped asshole to your boss but you wont get fired and instead get a promotion
3. take a dump on the white house lawn which will be filmed by cnn, fox, etc and youll be applauded and/or ridiculed by everyone in the country for the next 5 years
4. send kit your bank account information in hopes she sends you some uncensored blowjob or fuck vidz
5. pull out all of your own teeth with pliers in order to get free medication for the rest of your life

ps - yes my brain is fucking warped

actually just curious as my part 2 what one of those any of you would pick...

please assume that your bank account balances...may not be the same tomorrow...hahahaha!