LilKitKat's thread

[peekingone]

As long as you dont say "OMG thats the sexiest pic yet!" then youll be ok

That is understood.

 

[Jw75766]

As long as you dont say "OMG thats the sexiest pic yet!" then youll be ok

Only dumbfucks do that!
(Disclaimer: that's a self deprecating joke, not aimed at any other poster)

 

[LilKitKat]

Would you rather:

1. Go back to being 25 yrs old but retain your knowledge and be in your "best" physical shape and can choose your career or marriage or place you live etc accordingly (no you dont know who wins all the world series and therefore put $10000 on cubs winning it all or whatever).
2. Have 25 million dollars added to your bank account right now, tax free
3. Learn from a reputable doctor, fortune teller, fortune fucking cookie...that you wont die for another 50 years minimum and youll be in good health for those 50 years and be mentally cognizant and be able to at least run a 10k into your 80s or 90s.
4. Live out your wildest sexual fantasies with up to 10 women of your choosing (can be film stars, singers, athletes, neighbors, people from lit, ex girlfriends (ex wives?!), former classmates, porn stars, whatever) for the next 10 years of your life and your current partner is either invited to join in or never needs to know etc
5. Never have bad luck or a bad situation come up again (no car accidents. wont ever be laid off your job. your sports team never blows the big game. you never lose your keys. you dont stub your toe on the corner of the bed. they enver run out of your favorite flavor of ice cream. you always get great service at the bar. dont have to wait at the post office or dmv...and so on)
6. Immediately end world hunger and cure cancer and heart disease and climate change but no one knows it was you...you get no credit or financial gain. Think Thanos just snapping his fingers making it happen.

No changes.
You may choose only one.
BE HONEST

 

[Jw75766]

#1 for sure. I can't possibly imagine why I'd choose that...

 

[Utmale48]

I’m gonna go back to 25. There’s some stuff I’d change for sure. Make wiser choices d.

 

[PapaRomantic]

I'll take the 10 million. Going into retirement before too long, it would be nice to not have to worry about surviving on pensions.

 

[peekingone]

Would you rather:

1. Go back to being 25 yrs old but retain your knowledge and be in your "best" physical shape and can choose your career or marriage or place you live etc accordingly (no you dont know who wins all the world series and therefore put $10000 on cubs winning it all or whatever).
2. Have 10 million dollars added to your bank account right now, tax free
3. Learn from a reputable doctor, fortune teller, fortune fucking cookie...that you wont die for another 50 years minimum and youll be in good health for those 50 years
4. Live out your wildest sexual fantasies with up to 10 women of your choosing (can be film stars, singers, athletes, neighbors, people from lit, ex girlfriends (ex wives?!), former classmates, porn stars, whatever) for the next 10 years of your life and your current partner is either invited to join in or never needs to know etc
5. Never have bad luck or a bad situation come up again (no car accidents. wont ever be laid off your job. your sports team never blows the big game. you never lose your keys. you dont stub your toe on the corner of the bed...and so on)
6. Immediately end world hunger. Cancer. AIDS. Heart disease. Climate change. Homelessness. but no one knows it was you...you get no credit or financial gain. Think Thanos just snapping his fingers making it happen.

No changes.
You may choose only one.

I would take #3. You can't have any of the rest if you do not have good health..... Now another 50 years geeeeesh.

 

[AnomalyLady]

5. What about you, @LilKitKat ?

 

[LilKitKat]

I'll take the 10 million. Going into retirement before too long, it would be nice to not have to worry about surviving on pensions.

fyi I made some slight changes, so enjoy the extra 15 mil...tried rebalancing some of it

 

[Jw75766]

Acti

I would take #3. You can't have any of the rest if you do not have good health..... Now another 50 years geeeeesh.

I don't want to outlive too many of my family/friends. It would hurt too much.

 

[PapaRomantic]

fyi I made some slight changes, so enjoy the extra 15 mil...tried rebalancing some of it

Well - it's getting better all the time! Now I might be able to afford the 10 women for 10 years!

 

[TomTeacher19]

6.

But 2 is tempting.

4 gets the bronze

 

[PapaRomantic]

I also see you added a #6. I would choose that one over everything else. Don't need credit for making people happy.

 

[LilKitKat]

5. What about you, @LilKitKat ?

all are tempting.
Im not yet 25 (almost!) so that one is ruled out.
Id love to have some money but I will rule that one out
The good health is tempting for sure. But I eat well and work out regularly, so other than maybe getting a major disease or being unlucky on a plane/car/edge of a cliff while hiking etc, I should be ok there.
I dont need the sexual fantasy one
The good luck one is actually really REALLY tempting...youd save a ton of time, be happier...and thats fairly priceless...but maybe its not as appealing as I would hope. Not sure.
Id pick #6. Im just giving like that.

 

[Jw75766]

6.

But 2 is tempting.

4 gets the bronze

Bless you. I was too self serving in my response but I stand firm still.

 

[Jw75766]

all are tempting.
Im not yet 25 (almost!) so that one is ruled out.
Id love to have some money but I will rule that one out
The good health is tempting for sure. But I eat well and work out regularly, so other than maybe getting a major disease or being unlucky on a plane/car/edge of a cliff while hiking etc, I should be ok there.
I dont need the sexual fantasy one
The good luck one is actually really REALLY tempting...youd save a ton of time, be happier...and thats fairly priceless...but maybe its not as appealing as I would hope. Not sure.
Id pick #6. Im just giving like that.

You cheated!

 

[LilKitKat]

I also see you added a #6. I would choose that one over everything else. Don't need credit for making people happy.

yeah I was editing as quickly as I could but all you lot were fucking johnny on the spot with responding!

 

[AnomalyLady]

Bless you. I was too self serving in my response but I stand firm still.

You missing everything today. Kit said no take backs or changes hahaha

 

[LilKitKat]

You cheated!

you selfish bastards

hahaha

 

[LilKitKat]

I did a piss poor workout at the gym today. Ugh. Weak sauce man.

 

[Jw75766]

yeah I was editing as quickly as I could but all you lot were fucking johnny on the spot with responding!

Not waiting for you to post at all here.....
HEY! What's that over there?!?!?

 

[Utmale48]

Yup. I said what I said. Going back to 25 stays.

 

[Jw75766]

you selfish bastards

hahaha

Well to be fair, the option didn't exist when I voted but I'm bound by your rules of not changing my vote so.....damn(?) but not damn....

 

[mobleedzblue]

I did a piss poor workout at the gym today. Ugh. Weak sauce man.

But you went! That’s what really matters. That’s more than most people.

 

[Jw75766]

I did a piss poor workout at the gym today. Ugh. Weak sauce man.

I'll work ya out!