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LilKitKat said:
Not sure if you have ever read the book but Chuck Palahniuk is one of my fave authors.
Reco:
Fight Club
Survivor
Rant
Choke
Damned (book 1 of 2 or 3 even maybe?, but book 2 was meh...)
Haunted

Also read of his Snuff, Lullaby, Beautiful You, Fugitives and Refugees...all are good but those top six I prefer
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Rant is a insane sci-fi romp! Tried to get my friends to read it but they seemed to be over reading Chuck by then.

I liked _SNUFF_ and _INVISIBLE MONSTERS_

Either I am not a very critical reader or he is good at creating twists that entertain and sometimes shock.
 
LilKitKat said:
Question for all Britons:

You all are known for yer fish n chips among many other things.
When I was last in bloody ole England, I had some fish n chips in Stratford-upon-Avon and they served them to me as expected, deep fried etc...but with the fish skin on. THE FISH SKIN WAS ON.
So my question is:

Were they lazy or are you all madmen over there?!
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Madmen ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
 
LilKitKat said:
Question for all Britons:

You all are known for yer fish n chips among many other things.
When I was last in bloody ole England, I had some fish n chips in Stratford-upon-Avon and they served them to me as expected, deep fried etc...but with the fish skin on. THE FISH SKIN WAS ON.
So my question is:

Were they lazy or are you all madmen over there?!
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Yes probably just mad ๐Ÿ˜…
 
Not everyone eats the skin of fish when its deep fried in UK ๐Ÿ˜…, some pick the flesh off... however j do eat the whole things.. the crispy skin ends are best part! Haha
Has to be Haddock though, not Cod
 
Apollo96 said:
Not everyone eats the skin of fish when its deep fried in UK ๐Ÿ˜…, some pick the flesh off... however j do eat the whole things.. the crispy skin ends are best part! Haha
Has to be Haddock though, not Cod
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yeah but its been dipped/deep-fried...so you have to either eat off the breading, then pick the skin off, or attack it with your fingers/a knife and peel off the breading, then peel off the skin, then attempt to enjoy one messy piece of fish.

Sorry but...this is a classic example of why there's no "British cuisine" restaurants in the US...or world.

British-themed pub? Sure. Beer, fries (chips!), ok, no worries. Otherwise...what, some lucozade and kidney pies, scotch eggs, black pudding and scones and tea? Not exactly the healthiest.
Admittedly, most American dishes are also not ideal. Hamburgers (German/American), BBQ (ok, sorry but...ya'all lose there. BBQ, when even done mediocrely is fucking amazing), milkshakes (tasty but so bad for you), fried chicken (see milkshakes), hot dogs (a worse version of German/Austrian sausages), apple pie, Coke...
 
LilKitKat said:
yeah but its been dipped/deep-fried...so you have to either eat off the breading, then pick the skin off, or attack it with your fingers/a knife and peel off the breading, then peel off the skin, then attempt to enjoy one messy piece of fish.

Sorry but...this is a classic example of why there's no "British cuisine" restaurants in the US...or world.

British-themed pub? Sure. Beer, fries (chips!), ok, no worries. Otherwise...what, some lucozade and kidney pies, scotch eggs, black pudding and scones and tea? Not exactly the healthiest.
Admittedly, most American dishes are also not ideal. Hamburgers (German/American), BBQ (ok, sorry but...ya'all lose there. BBQ, when even done mediocrely is fucking amazing), milkshakes (tasty but so bad for you), fried chicken (see milkshakes), hot dogs (a worse version of German/Austrian sausages), apple pie, Coke...
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Its not breading, its beer batter! No bread involved lol
I will admit.. you list some unique British foods there.. steak nd kidney pie isn't as sort after as you'd think anymore.. and black pudding only goes on ya fry-up for breakfast... but agreed not the healthiest ๐Ÿ˜… good tasting tho!
 
LilKitKat said:
yeah but its been dipped/deep-fried...so you have to either eat off the breading, then pick the skin off, or attack it with your fingers/a knife and peel off the breading, then peel off the skin, then attempt to enjoy one messy piece of fish.

Sorry but...this is a classic example of why there's no "British cuisine" restaurants in the US...or world.

British-themed pub? Sure. Beer, fries (chips!), ok, no worries. Otherwise...what, some lucozade and kidney pies, scotch eggs, black pudding and scones and tea? Not exactly the healthiest.
Admittedly, most American dishes are also not ideal. Hamburgers (German/American), BBQ (ok, sorry but...ya'all lose there. BBQ, when even done mediocrely is fucking amazing), milkshakes (tasty but so bad for you), fried chicken (see milkshakes), hot dogs (a worse version of German/Austrian sausages), apple pie, Coke...
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Sadly, despite being a Brit, I agree.

We cannot shop our food anywhere. Though I have seen roast dinners in Asia.
 
So does McLaren find speed in Vegas or will Max and the Merc's beat them out? My guess is Max is on the top step. I'd really love to see a podium for Ferrari, but I think there's a better chance of me getting asked back to your place than that happening.
:LOL::LOL:
Also - loving the Racing Bulls' special livery and George's one off helmet.
 
SouthernMatureGuy said:
So does McLaren find speed in Vegas or will Max and the Merc's beat them out? My guess is Max is on the top step. I'd really love to see a podium for Ferrari, but I think there's a better chance of me getting asked back to your place than that happening.
:LOL::LOL:
Also - loving the Racing Bulls' special livery and George's one off helmet.
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Mclaren will find speed: Norris, Max and Russel to be top 3 i recon.

Norris literally just needs to finish like top 6+ on all 3 races to take the title so he doesn't need to go mad or take stupid risks
 
What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

I can happily start.

I broke a guy's dick.

Yep.

Here is the scoop:

Me on top, cowgirl (facing him). He has a nice sized cock, not enormous or whatever, but prob seven inches which is certainly larger than average. All is well and we are on his bed. I start to lean back...and back and further back...and instead of either his cock hitting my g spot, or even slipping out, it bent the wrong way.
He immediately stopped and said he felt a pop...wasnt sure if it was audible he said but he felt it.
He pulled out and all seemed well so we "finished" and when he came, he said it hurt a bit but not incredibly bad or whatever.
Fast forward a few minutes to when you get up to go clean yerself up and pee.
He goes in and tries peeing and screams.
No blood, just insane pain.

And then we go to the ER.

After an examination which was less than comfortable he mentioned, the female doc says he likely tore the urethra a tiny bit. Got pain meds.
Excruciating pain everytime he peed for several days.
Didnt have sex for several days of course.
And now apparently his "pee stream" is permanently split in two and he gets super nervous everytime a woman is on top...
 
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Apollo96 said:
Its not breading, its beer batter! No bread involved lol
I will admit.. you list some unique British foods there.. steak nd kidney pie isn't as sort after as you'd think anymore.. and black pudding only goes on ya fry-up for breakfast... but agreed not the healthiest ๐Ÿ˜… good tasting tho!
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breading, battered, yeah yeah...same connotation. But yes you are correct.
 
SouthernMatureGuy said:
So does McLaren find speed in Vegas or will Max and the Merc's beat them out? My guess is Max is on the top step. I'd really love to see a podium for Ferrari, but I think there's a better chance of me getting asked back to your place than that happening.
:LOL::LOL:
Also - loving the Racing Bulls' special livery and George's one off helmet.
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Well, being Scuderia Ferrari, I am hoping yer right but I expect it to be Lando or Max. Maybe George.
Charles has had a pretty good run in Vegas though so here is hoping.
 
Apollo96 said:
Mclaren will find speed: Norris, Max and Russel to be top 3 i recon.

Norris literally just needs to finish like top 6+ on all 3 races to take the title so he doesn't need to go mad or take stupid risks
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My hopes:

Lando takes WDC by end of Qatar and can just enjoy his victory race in Abu Dhabi
Max passes Oscar in a wild n crazy race in Abu Dhabi
Ferrari figures their shit out and gets back to 2nd. Some of those double DNFs have totally fuct them in points even though they are completely undeserving of 2nd regardless.
I dislike George though he is a very good driver, so I hope he DNFs and somehow Charles passes him in points (not likely at all).
Lance Stroll gets punked by Colapinto somehow
 
LilKitKat said:
What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

I can happily start.

I broke a guy's dick.

Yep.

Here is the scoop:

Me on top, cowgirl (facing him). He has a nice sized cock, not enormous or whatever, but prob seven inches which is certainly larger than average. All is well and we are on his bed. I start to lean back...and back and further back...and instead of either his cock hitting my g spot, or even slipping it, it bent the wrong way.
He immediately stopped and said he felt a pop...wasnt sure if it was audible he said but he felt it.
He pulled out and all seemed well so we "finished" and when he came, he said it hurt a bit but not incredibly bad or whatever.
Fast forward a few minutes to when you get up to go clean yerself up and pee.
He goes in and tries peeing and screams.
No blood, just insane pain.

And then we go to the ER.

After an examination which was less than comfortable he mentioned, the female doc says he likely tore the urethra a tiny bit. Got pain meds.
Excruciating pain everytime he peed for several days.
Didnt have sex for several days of course.
And now apparently his "pee stream" is permanently split in two and he gets super nervous everytime a woman is on top...
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I'm in agony just reading this. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคฃ
 
So I was in the Navy stationed in San Diego California and was dating a girl. I was at her parents apartment with her and her mother. We went into her room and she got frisky. Next thing she was on her back with her legs wrapped around my waist as I was driving home. My ass was facing her bedroom door and all of a sudden I hear her bedroom door open and a gasp and then giggling as the door shut. I was about to jump off her when I heard the door open but she immediately grabbed my back and wouldn't let me up. We continued fucking as if nothing happened. It was a little curious afterwards because I got the feeling that they set it up. But it was interesting to say the least.
 
DirtyBamaDaddy69 said:
So I was in the Navy stationed in San Diego California and was dating a girl. I was at her parents apartment with her and her mother. We went into her room and she got frisky. Next thing she was on her back with her legs wrapped around my waist as I was driving home. My ass was facing her bedroom door and all of a sudden I hear her bedroom door open and a gasp and then giggling as the door shut. I was about to jump off her when I heard the door open but she immediately grabbed my back and wouldn't let me up. We continued fucking as if nothing happened. It was a little curious afterwards because I got the feeling that they set it up. But it was interesting to say the least.
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wait. yer in her bedroom or driving home? you mentioned both. I am pretty good at math but this isnt adding up because if she is on her back while yer driving...you must have a very interesting car?
Also who opened the door?
 
LilKitKat said:
Question for all Britons:

You all are known for yer fish n chips among many other things.
When I was last in bloody ole England, I had some fish n chips in Stratford-upon-Avon and they served them to me as expected, deep fried etc...but with the fish skin on. THE FISH SKIN WAS ON.
So my question is:

Were they lazy or are you all madmen over there?!
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Itโ€™s good for you! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ˜
 
LilKitKat said:
What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

I can happily start.

I broke a guy's dick.

Yep.

Here is the scoop:

Me on top, cowgirl (facing him). He has a nice sized cock, not enormous or whatever, but prob seven inches which is certainly larger than average. All is well and we are on his bed. I start to lean back...and back and further back...and instead of either his cock hitting my g spot, or even slipping out, it bent the wrong way.
He immediately stopped and said he felt a pop...wasnt sure if it was audible he said but he felt it.
He pulled out and all seemed well so we "finished" and when he came, he said it hurt a bit but not incredibly bad or whatever.
Fast forward a few minutes to when you get up to go clean yerself up and pee.
He goes in and tries peeing and screams.
No blood, just insane pain.

And then we go to the ER.

After an examination which was less than comfortable he mentioned, the female doc says he likely tore the urethra a tiny bit. Got pain meds.
Excruciating pain everytime he peed for several days.
Didnt have sex for several days of course.
And now apparently his "pee stream" is permanently split in two and he gets super nervous everytime a woman is on top...
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Broke him physically and psychologically;)
 
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