LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[LilKitKat]

I too am 12 inches too short..

Cant help ya with height...
If its something else, well, I cant ghelp ya but lets just say...it doesnt matter as much as you boys like to think it does.

 

[DirtyBamaDaddy69]

Yikes! Check the weather

Yep, we don't leave until late Thursday afternoon so it will be a couple of days before we reach that area. It's supposed to be far north by then. I hope anyway.

 

[Divindisguise]

Cant help ya with height...
If its something else, well, I cant ghelp ya but lets just say...it doesnt matter as much as you boys like to think it does.

I don’t think it matters either, but it’s still nice to hear it from you

 

[LilKitKat]

I don’t think it matters either, but it’s still nice to hear it from you

if its tiny, then yes, certain positions like doggie, are tougher. and if its too big, well...that is also problematic.
so the 98.71% of ya that fall between the 2 inches and 7.5 inches or so range...all work juuuust fine (assuming you know what to do with it and dont blow it in four strokes).

 

[Apollo96]

Whats new with you all?

Work going along ok? Big trips planned? Kids doing well? Yer spouse missing you because yer spending too much time on Lit with the door closed?

All good here - work is good and busy, starting to warm up to convention time so lots of planning for those.
Therapy continuing and lordy are we unraveling some shit from childhood, otherwise all okay dinner plans thursday with a friend who just got back from Canada

Just work/gym/eat/sleep repeat with a sprinkle of Kit inbetween

 

[Apollo96]

assuming you know what to do with it and dont blow it in four strokes

Well darn...

 

[puno]

Whats new with you all?

Work going along ok? Big trips planned? Kids doing well? Yer spouse missing you because yer spending too much time on Lit with the door closed?

Having way too much fun but it’s just a part-time job. All big trips cancelled until our dog’s chemo done but even then might not be any big trips on the horizon. Kids are adults so let’s hope they are doing well…. Spouse missing me probably not, in fact that’s why I’m working part-time to keep out of her way

 

[Nachodaddy]

Whats new with you all?

Work going along ok? Big trips planned? Kids doing well? Yer spouse missing you because yer spending too much time on Lit with the door closed?

Hey kit been gone for a bit (just needed a break). Hope you’ve been well. When I was last here you were about to lose your work contract any luck finding something new? Your dodgers are doing great! I no longer have a team I care about playing so I guess go dodgers for your sake.

 

[Jw75766]

Ok first off, why did you say and why do you think you arent a "close friend"?

And no, not my style of music. I only know of that one song by them, Blurry.
I may have mentioned before but I just dont care for what I call "angry rock". Now, Puddle of Mudd are certainly more fringe to that than a lot of those bands that I cannot distinguish between like Slipknot/Sepultura/Korn/Limp Bizkit/Linkin Park/System of a Down...and more.
Yes I know some of you...MANY of you...like that style. No judgements. Music is something that is different for everyone.
You like country or punk or rap or EDM or alternative or classic rock or jazz or whatever, help yourself. Who am I to judge you based on your music tastes?!
I have opinions. Insane Clown Posse and juggalo culture is freakin weird to me, but if its yer thing, and doesnt harm anyone, enjoy!

I do consider us close friends, make no mistake. I may not have worded that not quite right. I was hoping that song would be mellow enough that you'd think it didn't fit into the angry rock category. Most Puddle of Mudd does, but that particular song seems much more graceful. Not trying to convert ya to an angry rock binging psycho... I know that's a losing battle!

 

[kreemi_pi]

if its tiny, then yes, certain positions like doggie, are tougher. and if its too big, well...that is also problematic.
so the 98.71% of ya that fall between the 2 inches and 7.5 inches or so range...all work juuuust fine (assuming you know what to do with it and dont blow it in four strokes).

I think you could make most guys blow in two, sexy girl

 

[Jw75766]

Its 9:40am. I am ready to fall asleep.
This is...NOT good.

One coffee in only.
Not gonna take some gummy to wire me.
Might end up with three or four coffees today...maybe a shot in the dark/red eye or even a freakin black eye...gotta watch Ohtani pitch tonight.

Be sure to set aside plenty of water or something to hydrate if you have that much caffeine! Maybe I'm just old. I get too much caffeine in me and I get gnarly leg cramps!

 

[Jw75766]

Whats new with you all?

Work going along ok? Big trips planned? Kids doing well? Yer spouse missing you because yer spending too much time on Lit with the door closed?

Noth'n much here, just work and say'n shit to make you wonder what personality you're talking to today!

 

[Jw75766]

if its tiny, then yes, certain positions like doggie, are tougher. and if its too big, well...that is also problematic.
so the 98.71% of ya that fall between the 2 inches and 7.5 inches or so range...all work juuuust fine (assuming you know what to do with it and dont blow it in four strokes).

I'm always up for a lesson in what to do with it if you've got a study session available!

 

[puno]

if its tiny, then yes, certain positions like doggie, are tougher. and if its too big, well...that is also problematic.
so the 98.71% of ya that fall between the 2 inches and 7.5 inches or so range...all work juuuust fine (assuming you know what to do with it and dont blow it in four strokes).

Wait can’t take notes that fast…

Question does the length of foreplay make up for uh any shortcomings?

 

[DirtyBamaDaddy69]

I think you could make most guys blow in two, sexy girl

Of that I have no doubt.

 

[Dadofone1]

well...stayed up until midnight to watch baseball and then tried to crash right after but my eyes weren't having it. Was up another 45 min. And then had to get up about 545 to jog and such.
Im freakin whipped.
But the Dodgers won, so theres that.

I get it! It was over 6 hrs… I gave up. I’m glad your team won and you’re paying for it today buts it’s for the greater good

 

[LilKitKat]

Hey kit been gone for a bit (just needed a break). Hope you’ve been well. When I was last here you were about to lose your work contract any luck finding something new? Your dodgers are doing great! I no longer have a team I care about playing so I guess go dodgers for your sake.

HEYYYYYYYYYY glad yer back!

So back in the middle of July, the company I worked for (Adobe) told all contractors that they were being repalced with permanennt badge eomployees who did not have a full slate of projects. Which meant someone like me, who was doing a good job, and had several clients (Verizon, Victorias Secret, Accenture, Lutron, Toyota) but was a contractor, was going to lose my job. So Aug 1 was my last day.
I did get hired as a contractor (I dont want contract work but Ill take what I can get), at a FAANG company, albeit for less money (Adobe paid me far too well...like sick stupid money), and its currently only a 6 month contract. So yeah sometimes in April I may be out of work AGAIN. But yes I am working now.

and yes GO DODGERS

 

[LilKitKat]

I do consider us close friends, make no mistake. I may not have worded that not quite right. I was hoping that song would be mellow enough that you'd think it didn't fit into the angry rock category. Most Puddle of Mudd does, but that particular song seems much more graceful. Not trying to convert ya to an angry rock binging psycho... I know that's a losing battle!

its jsut the general style even if they have some ballads or whatever...just not my style. There's one offs of course...some songs just work and appeal to me or most anyone.
Heck, there are tons of absolutely SHITTY songs that I still sing or tap my foot to of course.

 

[LilKitKat]

Be sure to set aside plenty of water or something to hydrate if you have that much caffeine! Maybe I'm just old. I get too much caffeine in me and I get gnarly leg cramps!

I actually have reminders set on my phone to make me drink water.
Its VERY EASY to sit at yer desk and not get up and get water if youve been working hard and slurping coffee and then all of the sudden its fucking noon and youve had no water. So I have an arm at 9am and another at 3, and I noon I drink water too.

 

[LilKitKat]

Wait can’t take notes that fast…

Question does the length of foreplay make up for uh any shortcomings?

Quite possibly. I know Ive said this somewhere previously but...if you make a woman cum with your mouth and fingers, no way she is kicking you out of bed because what you were blessed with isnt qualified as "big".

 

[kreemi_pi]

Quite possibly. I know Ive said this somewhere previously but...if you make a woman cum with your mouth and fingers, no way she is kicking you out of bed because what you were blessed with isnt qualified as "big".

Did we do GO DODGERS yet?

 

[Centauri1]

Whats new with you all?

Work going along ok? Big trips planned? Kids doing well? Yer spouse missing you because yer spending too much time on Lit with the door closed?

Getting the place ready for winter. Getting the outside Xmas lights down, so I dont have to mess with them in November when its colder / raining.

 

[LilKitKat]

Getting the place ready for winter. Getting the outside Xmas lights down, so I dont have to mess with them in November when its colder / raining.

so yer one of those that needs to put xmas lights up in fucking OCTOBER huh?

My war on Xmas starts with YOU!

 

[Apollo96]

So yeah sometimes in April I may be out of work AGAIN.

Come April, we shall either go drown those sorrows or go celebrate with new job!

 

[Centauri1]

so yer one of those that needs to put xmas lights up in fucking OCTOBER huh?

My war on Xmas starts with YOU!

I said nothing about putting them up...lol...lol.. I'm getting them down from the garage rafters.