LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[Cabeza]

yeah I can appreciate a nice body of course. And also, for those wondering, its not #1 on my list. Dont get me wrong, if you are 5 ft 10 and weigh 425, it likely isnt happening. Id hope closer to 225. Or 180 even. And thats mostly because...well, I am active. I bike ride. Play golf. Go hiking. Go kayaking. Go to the gym often. And frankly, want to live a while if I can. I need someone reasonably active too.
I can be a homebody too...love me some tv, cooking, playing board games, vieo games, reading, and all other sorts of indoor games ahem. But generally speaking, if you look down...and cant see yer dick...we may have a slight issue. If yer tits are bigger than mine, and yer a guy, we may have an issue on the physical attractiveness.

But yes...worldly people...can be a huge turn on for sure. If you cant find Thailand on a map. Never been out of the country due to desire and not finances, dont eat anything but steak and potatoes, dont care what happens in other countries, wont watch a movie with subtitles, and so on...they arent deal breakers, but they add up ya know? For me. Im picky. Whatcha want me to say? I can have a fantasy about someone who wont be taking me home tonight because theyre smoking hot physically, but I definitely need other areas to click too.

Aside from playing golf, I’m with ya lol. I’m the let’s go get authentic ramen and then hit an art gallery or something type lol. But really we can go to a dive bar and drink cheap beer and discuss AI. That’s cool too. Bonus points for beautiful girls who namedrop Murakami. ;-)

 

[Shyguy1369]

Early morning for me today. Had to be in work for 6am to meet contractors...
So good morning Kit!!
Sounds like your presentation went well yesterday, congratulations.
Hope you have a wonderful Wednesday.

 

[Michael682]

so yer saying you want to see another of me in it huh?

fine fine...fucking hornball...

hehehehe

https://i.postimg.cc/V6RTLgf8/colorfulstretch.jpg

Such a colorful lovely.

 

[Jw75766]

Good morning Kit!
Happy hump day!!! Are you ready for your second cumming for today?

 

[Jw75766]

I did message the mod to see if they will unlock my thread. I don’t expect them to, but in case you see activity in that other one that’s what happened.

As for me ever leaving here… I probably won’t ever quit unless I’m banned. I may need to take some breaks, but I will do my best to always alert all of you if that should happen.

So if somehow this thread gets locked… don’t worry!

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Your little ducklings will be sure to follow you!!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

well, fuck! We better all get super needy and get it back up to that number.

Done!

 

[LilKitKat]

I know I have a few Putadres fans that follow me.
Im not here to talk smack about the last few games...
But I am here to say yer team are a bunch of asshats that plunked Ohtani on purpose and I hope you enjoy this pic

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I've got no dog in that NL West beef, but you don't plunk Ohtani.

The world deserves to see him pitch

 

[deft]

I know I have a few Putadres fans that follow me.
Im not here to talk smack about the last few games...
But I am here to say yer team are a bunch of asshats that plunked Ohtani on purpose and I hope you enjoy this pic

I'm going to pretend I understand this just so that we keep talking, and, maybe, next time the bartender's next to us, you'll accept a drink from me.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I know I have a few Putadres fans that follow me.
Im not here to talk smack about the last few games...
But I am here to say yer team are a bunch of asshats that plunked Ohtani on purpose and I hope you enjoy this pic

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I'm not going to defend plunking ohtani, but the plunking has been mutual and going on for too long and too often.

I'm also not going to lose any sleep over the organization of Julio urias, Joe Kelley, Trevor Bauer, Justin turner, and the "fans" throwing things at players in October calling us "asshats".

 

[NakedStoryLover]

intentionally throwing at ALL players should be banned and enforced, BUT...

Ohtani is a generational talent and should be immune from the current plunk-fest (IMHO, and as an erstwhile TX Rangers fan who rarely sees any games now)

There is simply no other player alive who does what he does and we shouldn't be intentionally injuring him

 

[TomTeacher19]

At least the Dodgers were justified in plunking the Padres best player since they had just hit the Dodgers best player first.

Oh wait a sec.....

 

[LilKitKat]

I'm not going to defend plunking ohtani, but the plunking has been mutual and going on for too long and too often.

I'm also not going to lose any sleep over the organization of Julio urias, Joe Kelley, Trevor Bauer, Justin turner, and the "fans" throwing things at players in October calling us "asshats".

Wait wait wait...are we going to call out potential shitheads in baseball on all teams? Because...theres a ton, on every team. And theres asshole fans in EVERY city. Are you implying the Padres havent done that???

That said.

-Urias. Dead to me. Liked him until he beat his wife. F that guy. Had loads of talent too.
-Bauer. LIKELY a major asshole for sure but was also found not guilty so...the lady that tried to f him over did the same shit to multiple players, and was charged with fraud and she had to pay him 310k or something for her BS claims. Bauer didnt deserve his punishment/banishment from baseball. But I dont know all the details if he did assault a woman...so if thats true, then yes, asshole.
-Joe Kelly? You mean when he stuck out his tongue at the CHEATING Astros after pitching at Bregman? No one should be plunked at their head. But also fuck the Astros forever. I love me some Kelly. Otherwise not sure what you are referring to.
-Whats the issue with Justin Turner??? Being on the field when the Dodgers won the WS in 2020 when he had covid to celebrate or ?

 

[LilKitKat]

At least the Dodgers were justified in plunking the Padres best player since they had just hit the Dodgers best player first.

Oh wait a sec.....

ummm, hitting Tatis was an accident. You plunked Ohtani...and it wasnt the first pitch either. You plunk on the first pitch, not lure the player into false sense of security to lean in and then throw at him.

I didnt even mention hitting Pages. Until now.

Boom, yer done.

 

[LilKitKat]

Go home lil bro.
Wake me when you win a title

 

[JesseWallace]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?

NO

I have read by him:

Survivor, Choke, Fight Club, Rant, Lullaby, Haunted, Fugitives and Refugees, Snuff, Beautiful You, Damned, Doomed...and on my kindle I have yet to read Not Forever but For Now, and Shock Induction.

I used to do a podcast a few years ago and had Chuck Palahniuk on as a guest twice. We spoke for over an hour each time, and he had some incredible stories to tell. My favourite one is about his time in Paris, when his friends dropped him off at the Eiffel Tower after closing time.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Wait wait wait...are we going to call out potential shitheads in baseball on all teams? Because...theres a ton, on every team. And theres asshole fans in EVERY city. Are you implying the Padres havent done that??

I didn't start this all by acting like my team was holier than thou and calling out other teams.

 

[JesseWallace]

only for us lefties

Left on politics or left-handed pleasure? I can put my hand up for both.

 

[LilKitKat]

I used to do a podcast a few years ago and had Chuck Palahniuk on as a guest twice. We spoke for over an hour each time, and he had some incredible stories to tell. My favourite one is about his time in Paris, when his friends dropped him off at the Eiffel Tower after closing time.

Wow. On spotify? Did you want to give out a link?

 

[LilKitKat]

I didn't start this all by acting like my team was holier than thou and calling out other teams.

WOW

I was incensed at the pitch at Ohtani.

It was a playful ribbing with the pic.

But ok then...whatever, guess you couldnt take a playful joke with the image...
sorry to hurt your feelings

But wow, sorry, Im just...kind of saddened by your response there

 

[JesseWallace]

I just think about the poor people who are waiting endlessly… refreshing Kit’s old thread. “When is that goddess online?? My cock is raw with waiting.”

That was me! I’ve been so busy with work that I hadn’t seen the new thread or anything else, but I kept refreshing the old one just in case.

Of course, it all makes sense now as you lot have been over here having fun in a brand new thread which I am just now catching up on. Plenty of great new sights and stories to enjoy already, so thank you all!

 

[LilKitKat]

That was me! I’ve been so busy with work that I hadn’t seen the new thread or anything else, but I kept refreshing the old one just in case.

Of course, it all makes sense now as you lot have been over here having fun in a brand new thread which I am just now catching up on. Plenty of great new sights and stories to enjoy already, so thank you all!

sorry, I couldnt even post anything there to say "I am moving"

 

[JesseWallace]

sorry, I couldnt even post anything there to say "I am moving"

It’s all good … found you again now, so I’m glad!

 

[JesseWallace]

Wow. On spotify? Did you want to give out a link?

Sadly it’s not as my server went bye-bye without warning, so around 300 episodes disappeared overnight. I don’t even think the Wayback Machine caught them, which sucks.

I do have back-ups on my old laptop though, so I need to pull that out of storage and copy them over to reupload again. There’s some good interviews with Ethan Hawke, Gerard Way, Alan Moore, Alex Garland, and others.

 

[HigginsRavenshead]

so yer saying you want to see another of me in it huh?

fine fine...fucking hornball...

hehehehe

https://i.postimg.cc/V6RTLgf8/colorfulstretch.jpg

Hornball? yup! Want to see more of you in it? yup. Appologetic? nope. Love to see you in, or out of, anything you want to be seen in, or out of.

fyi, I know you can click the images to make them bigger but so you know...that second one...its not scratch n sniff ok?

Yeah, and tastes like a monitor too.

For Titty Tuesday I had upped this in that thread a bit ago...

https://i.postimg.cc/jj2TcDv6/tt.jpg

You can repost as many times as you like. I'll never complain.

Smooth move on the new thread. With a nice strong start. Look forward to more F1 trash talking. (Lando, Lando, Lando. <headshake> )