LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

It is interesting because I admittedly also don’t have as much patience for stupid people. I don’t mean your casual average person who simply doesn’t get something that could be confusing or difficult. I mean actual dumb people. For example, have you ever watched that show Making a Murderer on Netflix? Fascinating show and case but the primary person’s parents and family are just well, really unintelligent and it was feisty to listen to them speak. I wish I could say I was more patient. I understand not everyone is smart or has the luxury of education and parents who would encourage that it have the means to do it and such but doesn’t mean I wasn’t frustrated listening to them.

And then the opposite is true. If I’m vibing with someone I find just wildly interesting and hella smart, I just start to crave their brain and to speak with them.

There is a person or two on here who I feel that way toward and they have no idea! There a few others on here im also attracted to on various levels and such. Again, they likely have no idea! Haha! But for one reasons or another and not based upon their body or whatever I’m super attracted to them and prob would be all over them if we ever met!
I get ya. I haven’t seen Making a Murderer but i definitely have a hard time feeling intimate with someone i don’t connect with intellectually. For me, interesting conversation, intellectual curiosity, and a broad knowledge of books, music, and film will be much more attractive than a smokin hot bod. Not that i have anything against smokin hot bods.
 
I get ya. I haven’t seen Making a Murderer but i definitely have a hard time feeling intimate with someone i don’t connect with intellectually. For me, interesting conversation, intellectual curiosity, and a broad knowledge of books, music, and film will be much more attractive than a smokin hot bod. Not that i have anything against smokin hot bods.
yeah I can appreciate a nice body of course. And also, for those wondering, its not #1 on my list. Dont get me wrong, if you are 5 ft 10 and weigh 425, it likely isnt happening. Id hope closer to 225. Or 180 even. And thats mostly because...well, I am active. I bike ride. Play golf. Go hiking. Go kayaking. Go to the gym often. And frankly, want to live a while if I can. I need someone reasonably active too.
I can be a homebody too...love me some tv, cooking, playing board games, vieo games, reading, and all other sorts of indoor games ahem. But generally speaking, if you look down...and cant see yer dick...we may have a slight issue. If yer tits are bigger than mine, and yer a guy, we may have an issue on the physical attractiveness.

But yes...worldly people...can be a huge turn on for sure. If you cant find Thailand on a map. Never been out of the country due to desire and not finances, dont eat anything but steak and potatoes, dont care what happens in other countries, wont watch a movie with subtitles, and so on...they arent deal breakers, but they add up ya know? For me. Im picky. Whatcha want me to say? I can have a fantasy about someone who wont be taking me home tonight because theyre smoking hot physically, but I definitely need other areas to click too.
 
yeah I can appreciate a nice body of course. And also, for those wondering, its not #1 on my list. Dont get me wrong, if you are 5 ft 10 and weigh 425, it likely isnt happening. Id hope closer to 225. Or 180 even. And thats mostly because...well, I am active. I bike ride. Play golf. Go hiking. Go kayaking. Go to the gym often. And frankly, want to live a while if I can. I need someone reasonably active too.
I can be a homebody too...love me some tv, cooking, playing board games, vieo games, reading, and all other sorts of indoor games ahem. But generally speaking, if you look down...and cant see yer dick...we may have a slight issue. If yer tits are bigger than mine, and yer a guy, we may have an issue on the physical attractiveness.

But yes...worldly people...can be a huge turn on for sure. If you cant find Thailand on a map. Never been out of the country due to desire and not finances, dont eat anything but steak and potatoes, dont care what happens in other countries, wont watch a movie with subtitles, and so on...they arent deal breakers, but they add up ya know? For me. Im picky. Whatcha want me to say? I can have a fantasy about someone who wont be taking me home tonight because theyre smoking hot physically, but I definitely need other areas to click too.
Aside from playing golf, I’m with ya lol. I’m the let’s go get authentic ramen and then hit an art gallery or something type lol. But really we can go to a dive bar and drink cheap beer and discuss AI. That’s cool too. Bonus points for beautiful girls who namedrop Murakami. ;-)
 
I did message the mod to see if they will unlock my thread. I don’t expect them to, but in case you see activity in that other one that’s what happened.

As for me ever leaving here… I probably won’t ever quit unless I’m banned. I may need to take some breaks, but I will do my best to always alert all of you if that should happen.

So if somehow this thread gets locked… don’t worry!

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Your little ducklings will be sure to follow you!!
 
I know I have a few Putadres fans that follow me.
Im not here to talk smack about the last few games... ;)
But I am here to say yer team are a bunch of asshats that plunked Ohtani on purpose and I hope you enjoy this pic
I'm going to pretend I understand this just so that we keep talking, and, maybe, next time the bartender's next to us, you'll accept a drink from me.
 
I know I have a few Putadres fans that follow me.
Im not here to talk smack about the last few games... ;)
But I am here to say yer team are a bunch of asshats that plunked Ohtani on purpose and I hope you enjoy this pic

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I'm not going to defend plunking ohtani, but the plunking has been mutual and going on for too long and too often.

I'm also not going to lose any sleep over the organization of Julio urias, Joe Kelley, Trevor Bauer, Justin turner, and the "fans" throwing things at players in October calling us "asshats". 😂😂😂
 
intentionally throwing at ALL players should be banned and enforced, BUT...

Ohtani is a generational talent and should be immune from the current plunk-fest (IMHO, and as an erstwhile TX Rangers fan who rarely sees any games now)

There is simply no other player alive who does what he does and we shouldn't be intentionally injuring him
 
At least the Dodgers were justified in plunking the Padres best player since they had just hit the Dodgers best player first.

Oh wait a sec.....🤔😁
 
I'm not going to defend plunking ohtani, but the plunking has been mutual and going on for too long and too often.

I'm also not going to lose any sleep over the organization of Julio urias, Joe Kelley, Trevor Bauer, Justin turner, and the "fans" throwing things at players in October calling us "asshats". 😂😂😂
Wait wait wait...are we going to call out potential shitheads in baseball on all teams? Because...theres a ton, on every team. And theres asshole fans in EVERY city. Are you implying the Padres havent done that???

That said.

-Urias. Dead to me. Liked him until he beat his wife. F that guy. Had loads of talent too.
-Bauer. LIKELY a major asshole for sure but was also found not guilty so...the lady that tried to f him over did the same shit to multiple players, and was charged with fraud and she had to pay him 310k or something for her BS claims. Bauer didnt deserve his punishment/banishment from baseball. But I dont know all the details if he did assault a woman...so if thats true, then yes, asshole.
-Joe Kelly? You mean when he stuck out his tongue at the CHEATING Astros after pitching at Bregman? No one should be plunked at their head. But also fuck the Astros forever. I love me some Kelly. Otherwise not sure what you are referring to.
-Whats the issue with Justin Turner??? Being on the field when the Dodgers won the WS in 2020 when he had covid to celebrate or ?
 
At least the Dodgers were justified in plunking the Padres best player since they had just hit the Dodgers best player first.

Oh wait a sec.....🤔😁
ummm, hitting Tatis was an accident. You plunked Ohtani...and it wasnt the first pitch either. You plunk on the first pitch, not lure the player into false sense of security to lean in and then throw at him.

I didnt even mention hitting Pages. Until now.

Boom, yer done.
 
WHAT WHAT WHAT?

NO

I have read by him:

Survivor, Choke, Fight Club, Rant, Lullaby, Haunted, Fugitives and Refugees, Snuff, Beautiful You, Damned, Doomed...and on my kindle I have yet to read Not Forever but For Now, and Shock Induction.
I used to do a podcast a few years ago and had Chuck Palahniuk on as a guest twice. We spoke for over an hour each time, and he had some incredible stories to tell. My favourite one is about his time in Paris, when his friends dropped him off at the Eiffel Tower after closing time.
 
Wait wait wait...are we going to call out potential shitheads in baseball on all teams? Because...theres a ton, on every team. And theres asshole fans in EVERY city. Are you implying the Padres havent done that??

I didn't start this all by acting like my team was holier than thou and calling out other teams.
 
I used to do a podcast a few years ago and had Chuck Palahniuk on as a guest twice. We spoke for over an hour each time, and he had some incredible stories to tell. My favourite one is about his time in Paris, when his friends dropped him off at the Eiffel Tower after closing time.
Wow. On spotify? Did you want to give out a link?
 
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