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No.No. Happily, the BF was present all along!
LMHYE thrown up all over your bed partner?
NoNo.
LMHYE got a flat tire on your way to an important appointment?
YesNo
LMHYE stopped and helped someone with a flat tire
No, but thanks for reminding me that I need to book my car in for a service.Yes
Have you ever taken a friend or family members car to get their oil changed?

YesNo, but thanks for reminding me that I need to book my car in for a service.
Like me, have you ever walked into a second-hand car showroom and bought their cheapest car on the spot because you desperately needed a car?
Almost. Got the cheapest auto they had because I was recovering from a broken elbow and changing gears was not fun.No, but thanks for reminding me that I need to book my car in for a service.
Like me, have you ever walked into a second-hand car showroom and bought their cheapest car on the spot because you desperately needed a car?
Yup! Time to get rid of the car.Yes
Like me have you ever had to pay out for repairs to a car only to have something else go wrong with it soon after?
Nope. BUT.Almost. Got the cheapest auto they had because I was recovering from a broken elbow and changing gears was not fun.
Like me, have you ever worn odd shoes out of the house when waking up late and in a mad rush?
NopeYup! Time to get rid of the car.
Nope. BUT.
Like me, have you ever left the house in your slippers and realised that something doesn't feel right...
One too many times.Nope
Like me have you ever left the house with a top on inside out?
No.One too many times.
LMHYE dressed completely inappropriate for the occasion because you didn't pay attention to where you were going?
No. I only stay in hotels.No, but my wife was heavily bombed by a gull while we waited to get into a Kinks concert.
LMHYE met a person in a motel for sex whose name you didn't even know?
No, not on the toilet in the men's room!No but curious to do do
LMHYE met someone in a bar and fucked them on the toilet in men’s washroom?
Yes also finished the deed….No, not on the toilet in the men's room!
LMHYE given up trying to consummate the deed because your partner was too intoxicated?
No.Yes also finished the deed….
LMHYE accidentally blurted out something sexual to a stranger?
NoNo.
LMHYE watched an international sports match in person?
Yes.No
LMHYE followed a recipe exactly, only to have it turn out terrible?
I have. Worth it when it happens.No, I'm not a very good cook
Have you ever met someone from online?