Liar's Christmas Present Tips #1

[Liar]

Eveyone enjoys a good cook book. Yessiree.

 

[tickledkitty]

What the hell is that on the cover, Liar? Semen flan?

I'm kind of wondering what you do with it while enough is being produced to do something with. Does it maintain its nutritional properties and consistency when it's refrigerated?

 

[Safe_Bet]

What the hell is that on the cover, Liar? Semen flan?

I'm kind of wondering what you do with it while enough is being produced to do something with. Does it maintain its nutritional properties and consistency when it's refrigerated?

"Mommy, this flan tastes funny"

"Eat your semen dear, it's good for you"

"I don't want to! It's icky!"

"That just means that you're a lesbian dear"

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Eveyone enjoys a good cook book. Yessiree.

In all the years that I have given Christmas gifts, I have never had one of my gifts returned.

Everyone loves receiving the sentimental value of cash, especially in large denominations. No one returns money.

"May I help the next customer in line, please?"

"Yes, I received this one hundred dollar bill as a Christmas gift and I'd like to return it for something else."

"I don't understand, Sir. This is a bank and not a department store. I can give you two fifties for the hundred or five twenties or..."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"Mommy, this flan tastes funny"

"Eat your semen dear, it's good for you"

"I don't want to! It's icky!"

"That just means that you're a lesbian dear"

Welcome home and Happy Thanksgiving to you.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"Mommy, this flan tastes funny"

"Eat your semen dear, it's good for you"

"I don't want to! It's icky!"

"That just means that you're a lesbian dear"

Aha! The first indication in childhood.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

This will be perfect for my "I wonder if Joanie Edwards is a lesbian" dinner party.

 

[Guest]

If the Navy would adopt this cookbook, it could give a whole new meaning to "the Captain's mess."

 

[3113]

This will be perfect for my "I wonder if Joanie Edwards is a lesbian" dinner party.

If she goes for the oysters does that seal the deal?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

If she goes for the oysters does that seal the deal?

I certainly like oysters so you may have a point, there.

 

[Guest]

Seriously though...

A friend of mine's mom that gets called 'mom' by me actually HAND WROTE OUT cookbooks for Ronni and myself. She actually did it so that we could use slow cookers because we were driving on the semis. It's probably one of the coolest gifts I have ever gotten. And this was also the woman that knitted me this huge wonderful blanket that I love to sleep with or cuddle with when I am feeling bad.

 

[CharleyH]

Eveyone enjoys a good cook book. Yessiree.

LOL, don't let anyone dissuade you from your next gift. This is the best Christmas present for Litsters, and swallower's and gagger's alike will gather to find out what gift is next. What gift is next?

 

[slyc_willie]

Creme brulee, anyone?

 

[Liar]

What the hell is that on the cover, Liar? Semen flan?

Oh, that's flan? I always wondered what the hell flan is.

 

[SlickTony]

Eveyone enjoys a good cook book. Yessiree.

Some things are meant to be consumed on the spot, i.e. strictly fresh, and I suspect that semen is one of them.