LGN?

Re: What a question!

BrainyBeauty said:
2) In a vacuum (and not in the way KillerMuffin usually describes! After all, I think that vacuum situation only works for men anyway.)

Nope, it works for women too. I've got a german made Porn video that proves it. (E-Mail me and I'll look up the title for you if you're interested.)
 
When I was 20 I weighed 168lb's and was a ball of muscle, now I'm 33 and weigh 196lb's and am just a ball but you know what I like the man I'v become and a little fat is a small price to pay for self respect.

Of coarse being 168lb's would be nice, LOL, but if I was trying to get to my original weight that would be 6lb's 8oz and that's not gonna happen, LOL.
 
This might just be the PMS talking, but...

I think I look awful, whether I'm naked or clothed.

I'm only 20 and if this is my physical peak, then I give up. I'm 5'1 and weigh, on average, about 115-120. I've stopped excercising regularly (Tae Kwon Do, lifting, running, everything), and so I've gained a few lbs, so at the current moment I'm at 122.

Also, like Kitten Eyes, I am very pale. I never tan. This makes it impossible to hide any imperfection. I hate it.

Geez... this is depressing. I'm just gonna stop :(
 
SR

Don't worry about it your lovely and deep down you know it to, BTW a lot of guy's myself included love pale skin and if it is part of a goth thing then I'll be right over girl.

;)
 
me? no. why?

i need to GAIN weight. not LOSE it, GAIN it.

when you're 6'2 and weigh in at 150 lbs, it's time to start working out. :(

though i wouldn't want to be bulky... just a leeetle more muscle mass and i'd be happy. i'm just not prepared to work for it :D
 
NO!! Definately not.
I'm so thin I look like something that was inprisoned in a concentration camp during WW2.
 
Re: Re: What a question!

Weird Harold said:
BrainyBeauty said:
2) In a vacuum (and not in the way KillerMuffin usually describes! After all, I think that vacuum situation only works for men anyway.)

Nope, it works for women too. I've got a german made Porn video that proves it. (E-Mail me and I'll look up the title for you if you're interested.)

Or you can try http://www.vacman1.com yes, its odd that I know these things... there are more pix of ladies getting it on with their appliances than men. Strange? Definately.
 
The truth. I looked damned good naked. I have a good natural tan, though in the summer I'm multicolored due to clothing. Oh well. I have cleavage when I'm flat on my back (they are natural too) and my legs are as curvy as my body. I have pretty feet too. One word describes me well. Voluptuous.

When I am naked I am sexy as fuck.

Yes, I have fallen for the StudMuffin's propaganda. 10 years of brainwashing on his part has given me a nice healthy self esteem. I miss my StudMuffin. He looks damned good, and I mean damned good naked.

Ordinarily, I wouldn't talk about how I'm all that and a bag of chips nekkid. But you asked.
 
Eureka!!!!

KillerMuffin said:
Or you can try http://www.vacman1.com yes, its odd that I know these things... there are more pix of ladies getting it on with their appliances than men. Strange? Definately. [/B]

Definitely! Wow. Thanks Harold and Killer. I had no idea. Maybe I can use that as my excuse for why my house is so dirty.

I would like to expound on this discussion but my 'Craftsman' is calling and since I don't want him getting into a fight with 'Stanley', I better go. I don't want people thinking I am full of 'Frigid-aire'. Please don't disturb me if you hear me screaming "Ken more!"
 
Re: Ok damn it.....

Siren said:
No one under age 25 is allowed to answer the question on
this thread, it just isnt playing fair....

Fine siren... answer for me then.

Da chef
 
Re: Eureka!!!!

BrainyBeauty said:
I would like to expound on this discussion but my 'Craftsman' is calling and since I don't want him getting into a fight with 'Stanley', I better go. I don't want people thinking I am full of 'Frigid-aire'. Please don't disturb me if you hear me screaming "Ken more!"

WHOOHOOOO YOU GO BB!!!!!!

KEN-- MORE!!!

Wait, my spin cycle come from an Amana. Is it apropriate to scream the name of a religious sect's recently sold off appliance? Too creepy.

I'll just yell SEARS!!! thats where I got it from. And I'll LGN while I'm doin it. :D (if I refer to the thread topic, that means I'm still stickin with the intent of the thread... right?)
 
Silly thread. EVERYONE looks good naked in the eyes of the one who loves him or her. Loving the person and being in love with the person, makes that person look like the hottest supermodel or the handsomest Hollywood stud-hunk, in your lover's eyes. And if the one you love tells you often enough that you look sexy, then you believe it, too. And all of that is how it SHOULD be. Looking good naked to ANYONE else but yourself and your significant other is just SO unimportant!

--Latina
 
Latina said:
Silly thread. Looking good naked to ANYONE else but yourself and your significant other is just SO unimportant!

--Latina



(confused as hell)
 
I put enough time and effort into looking good I better look good naked.
 
AHHH

I sent my nekked pic to Ezzie two days ago!
I real nekked pic.. and he hasn't reponsded!

I am so worried now!
I feel horrible.

Someone hug me please?
 
*hug Jade* I'm sure he's still lost in your picture and dosn't
want to close the window in order to post a reply!:)
 
Hey Jade, not only will I hug you, but I'll send you MY nekkid pic as well! That will make you feel better. No, not because it's so good, but because it's so bad! You couldn't possibly be worried about yours after you've seen mine!
hahahaha :p

(damn, that really would work if I had one...)
 
Thanks Mustang, wolfie and Tiggiepoo...

(sigh)

Mustang.. I am certain you look fabulous!

I am just frusturated b/c I KNOW that I don't have the perfect body, and b/c it took a lot of courage for me to get the self esteem to actually pose for the stupid picture in the first place!

So it wasn't that he had to write back and say anything spectacular.. but I mean.. something along the lines of um.. "it didn't give me nightmares?" AT least that would be something!
 
Jade said:

So it wasn't that he had to write back and say anything spectacular.. but I mean.. something along the lines of um.. "it didn't give me nightmares?" AT least that would be something!

This thread is starting to sound way too familiar.....
Want to borrow the line I got the first time I sent pics to a cyberpartner- "It didnt make me head for the hills"?

The conclusion to that thread, if I remember correctly, was that if someone sends you their picture, please say something nice about it. You don't have to gush on and on, but there must be SOMETHING you can find that is positive to comment on. The person who sent that pic is waiting patiently(sometimes not so patiently) for a response of some kind. Silence is horrible.
 
EXACTLY! (about the whole silence thing)

I love you Cheyenne for empathizing... and yes I cleary remember that entire thread.

I just feel like total s#$# right now... thanks for listening.
 
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