Lexicon of Sexual Acts

[Pure]

Follow up. The consent issue.
[thanks to perd for the original ref}

http://meltman.com/static/yahoo_castration_doctor.htm
Oddly Enough - Reuters

Castration 'Doctor' Committed No Crime?
Thu Jun 13, 8:37 AM ET DETROIT (Reuters) - A Taiwanese man who claims to have castrated about 50 people and was caught over the weekend with human testicles in the refrigerator of his suburban Detroit home may not have committed any crime, police said on Wednesday.
Lt. Bruce Smith of the Oak Park police department said the 29-year-old man was arrested early on Saturday after he surgically removed the testicles of a Michigan man who was later rushed to a local hospital with severe bleeding. The would-be doctor was released shortly afterwards, however, because his "patient" had asked to be castrated and was a consenting adult, Smith said. [...]
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on castration as a sexual act: if it or the fantasy of it is arousing, then...

pros and cons
http://a.rn11.com/yh/pu/yhgeouspu2.htm



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[oggbashan]

I must have led a sheltered childhood?

Bagging meant having your pants yanked down about your ankle from behind when in public, as a form of practical joke.

Having you shorts caught, and also dragged down, I suppose, would have been double bagging

I knew that practice as de-bagging. Up to the 1920s it was a popular form of dissent for rival politicians during an election campaign. If your opponent was de-bagged he couldn't continue doorstepping the public.

The "bagging" version 1 above is a womb substitute as are most forms of mummification. I suppose it does something for the mummified one but for the one who does the mummification the only pleasure I can see is a period of peace and quiet. Seems a drastic way to get it.

Og

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Oh what the fuck ever.

I just thought it was an interesting theory, and slightly relevant. Go back to talking about donkey punching.
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Don't get sore. I actually believe it (that women have big breasts because they serve as a visual surrogate for her buttocks) Why else would cleavage be such a big deal?

The whole question of just when humans started going face-to-face is pretty interesting really. Supposedly it has something to do with the rise of monogamy and therefore of the family as the basic social unit. When you do it from behind, it's pretty hard for the female to control just who has access and usually the dominant males have first go and best chance of passing in their genes. When you go face to face the female has some control, you have debelopm,ent of that whole spectrum of feelings of attachment we know as love, and less dominant males can also get to pass on their genes, which leads to more genetic diversity in the population and therefore more survivability.

What most people forget when they talk about human evolution is that the basic survival unit in humans is not the individual, it's the group. Rambo and Schwartzenegger notwithstanding, human beings are not very well suited to surviving in any environment as individuals. The only way they can do it is as a group. So the central problem in human evolution is not the survival of the individual, not the production of Supermen, but the production of cohesive groups. For us, evolution favors groups that are loving and caring much more than it does the Big Tough Guy. Groups that care for their young, their ill, and their elderly always survive better than those that try to get by on brawn alone, and one of the first things anthropolgists see in dying cultures is the adandonment of this system of care and the rise of the individual. (So much for Social Darwinism. We are all our brothers' keepers)

Apparently monogamy in one sort or another has survival value by promoting group cohesion, and monogamy is a function of face-to-face sex.

And that's why woman have big tits


---dr.M.

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

Amen Doc

Spank

 

[Artina Heartflash]

*raising an eyebrow at the bold screaming...*

Does anyone know the name of the fetish for loud noises?

 

[Pure]

dr. m: //And that's why woman have big tits //

except the 200,000,000 in China.

....but the butts on some of them!

...and on Math Girl.

 

[MathGirl]

Cleave DIS!!

Why else would cleavage be such a big deal?
And that's why woman have big tits

Dear Dr M,
1. It IS a big thing if you don't have one. Well, hardly any.
2. Darn, I was under the misapprehension that it had something to do with heredity, the fact that we're mammals, and silly things like that. Thanks for setting me straight.
MG

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

MG,

Now you be nice to Doc. No doubt some authority figure failed to keep him from reading, "The Territorial Imperitive," when he was young and impressionable.

Beatifically beaming,

Rumple Foreskin

 

[MathGirl]

MG,Now you be nice to Doc.

Dear Rumple,
Dr M and I have a mutually satisfying relationship. You just keep out of it.
MG
Ps. Beatifically beaming does not become you.
Pps. Pure and I also have a lovely relationship. I ignore him.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Ah, but Math-y, the real theory isn't about size

Your breasts may not be huge, but they are a perfect complement to your ass. Males that find the lithe, ectomorphic body type appealing would be attracted to both.

Plus, they're very nice breasts. Quality over quantity any day.

blue

 

[Dakota_North]

I thought I had read that besides humans, the only animals to go 'ventral-ventral', ie face to face are porcupines...

 

[MathGirl]

Hey, I resent that.

ectomorphic body type

Dear Blu,
Hey, watch what you call me, sister. I take considerable pride in the shape of my spleen.
Harumph,
MG

 

[Pure]

//I thought I had read that besides humans, the only animals to go 'ventral-ventral', ie face to face are porcupines...//

I really doubt it, unless you're referring to some of the prickly characters at literotica.

 

[MathGirl]

I thought I had read that besides humans, the only animals to go 'ventral-ventral', ie face to face are porcupines...

Is "hedgehog" the English name for what USers call the "porcupine, or are they two distinct species?
MG
Ps. Svenska and I know that a hedgehog can't be buggered, but I need to know if that applies to porcupines also.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

They are two completely different animals. Hedgehogs somewhat resemble a gerbil cross-bred with a "morning star".

While hedgehogs clearly can't be buggered, I think you could bugger a porcupine- if you were careful and made reassuring noises.

 

[Pure]

For Curious Minds: Porcupines; how do it?

I can't find a pic, but for those who need to know:

http://homepage.tinet.ie/~brianfleury/archives/arcfctaug2002.htm

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How do porcupines DO IT?

"Carefully," of course. Otherwise, it would be quite a sticky wicket, as they say in jolly olde England.

Scientists finally despaired of getting this rodent to answer a questionnaire about its mating habits, so that had to become voyeurs. Ooh, what they saw! First, there's a little spraying here and there in lieu of a courtship dance. Then one finally gives the other a pointed look. Now, dig this. Remember those old-style 'jammies with the flap in the back? Well, the female porcupine simple lifts her tail and folds it up over her back, leaving a smooth, quill-free space and, well, you get the picture....

They conclude with one of the animals disengaging, climbing a tree, and shrieking at the other. Do you suppose that's porcupine for, "was it good for you?"

Source: WHY MOTHS HATE THOMAS EDISON Ed. By Hampton Sides

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http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/accounts/Erethizon/e._dorsatum.html

Erethizon dorsatum

Common Porcupine, North American Porcupine


Written by Rebecca Bodzick

Classification


Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Rodentia
Suborder: Hystricognathi
Family: Erethizontidae
Genus Erethizon
Species: Erethizon dorsatum


^ Geographic Range

Nearctic: The common porcupine is found in boreal North America from Alaska to Labrador and southward to northern Mexico. Erethizon is also found in the Lake States and New England. In the north-central region, it is found only in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota.

^ Physical Characteristics

Mass: 3 to 7 kg.

The masses above are normal for most porcupines. Large males, however, may weigh up to 18 kg. There is considerable variation in the color of a porcupine's hair throughout its geographic range. Coloration of common porcupines is usually dark brown. The dorsal region of the porcupine is covered with thick, sharp, barbed quills, which are distributed among stiff guard hairs and wooly underfur. The number of quills on each porcupine may exceed 30,000. The quills are used for defense purposes. Each one of the modified hairs is tipped with microscopic barbs that cause the quill to be continually driven into the muscle of predators. There are no quills located on the underparts of the common porcupine. Quills have yellowish to white bases and are dark at the tips. The longest quills are located on the animal's rump; the shortest are found on the cheeks. Common porcupines have robust bodies with small heads, moderately small ears, short legs, and a short thick tail. The animal's feet are heavy with naked soles. The front feet have four toes while the hind feet have five toes. Each toe has a strong curved claw. Most females have two pairs of mammary glands, but occasionally a specimen can be found with three pairs of mammary glands.

^ Natural History
^ Food Habits


The common porcupine is entirely vegetarian. A major shift in its food habits takes place between the winter and summer months. The winter diet consists mainly of evergreen needles and the cambium layer and inner bark of trees. During the spring and summer, the common porcupine eats buds, tender twigs, roots, stems, leaves, flowers, berries, nuts, and other vegetation. Common porcupines are also known to gnaw on bones and antlers from the ground due to their high mineral content .



^ Reproduction



Reproduction occurs in the fall or early winter. Females may be polyestrous and recycle in 25 to 30 days if fertilization does not occur at the time of ovulation. Ovulation is spontaneous and may alternate between the left and right ovaries. The female porcupine is in heat for eight to twleve hours. Males fight for receptive females. An elaborate courtship takes place involving extensive vocalization, a comical sort of dance, and the male showering the female with urine. The testes of male porcupines descend into scrotal pouches during late August and early September. Spermatogenesis reaches its highest level during October. After mating, the female repels the male and a copulation plug is formed. The gestation period lasts between 205 and 217 days with the young being born from April to June. Litters normally consist of a single offspring; however, there are rare records of twins. Offspring are precocial with open eyes when born. Senses of smell and hearing develop as the young grow. The quills of young porcupines are soft at birth but harden within one hour. In the lab, nursing may last several months; but in the wild, young can survive on a diet of vegetation within two weeks of birth. Mothers remain with their young for up to six months. Sexual maturity is reached anywhere from 16 to 24 months.

 

[SlickTony]

I thought I had read that besides humans, the only animals to go 'ventral-ventral', ie face to face are porcupines...

And whales and dolphins and such...

 

[Pure]

yeah but the male whale doesn't shower the female with urine.

 

[Guest]

Here's one, that a very kind friend just brought to my attention.

Autopederasty: The insertion of one's own penis into their anus.

I was shocked!

Lou

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

Thanks Tatelou now I feel quite.....

inadequate

:-(


Spank

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Pure yeah but the male whale doesn't shower the female with urine.

How do you know that?
MG
Dear Tat,
You shouldn't be shocked. If it can be done, someone will do it. Then they will take a picture of it. Soon there will be a web page.
MG
Ps. Who was the first woman to have her picture taken in the nude? It's obvious. The wife of the guy who invented the first camera.
Pps. There you have it. As the Brits say, "Edith's your grandpa."

 

[The_Fool]

Here's one, that a very kind friend just brought to my attention.

Autopederasty: The insertion of one's own penis into their anus.

I was shocked!

Lou

Shocked that you could put your dick up your ass? Now wait a minute...Do you have an ass?

 

[Guest]

The url below is very informative about Japanese sexual variety. Here are a couple samples.

ashikoki - ('ashi' means 'feet' and 'koki' is the sound of rubbing or, well, polishing): jacking a gentleman off with your feet.

Broken Dolls - This is a sub-genre of the popular 'medical fetish': young girls in hospital beds, covered in casts, splints, gauze, and fake 'bruises.' Oh, and you can see their panties.

kuikomi -(like 'bukkake', this is a perfectly g-rated verb used in a nasty context. it means 'to dent') giving a lady a wedgie with her panties and sort of 'flossing' her with it.

http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/Adictionary.html

 

[Pure]

Thanks perdita, that's a nice link.

 

[Pure]

If, as MG says, there's a pic of everthing on the 'net, where is a
picture of a woman eating her own pussy?
J