Lexicon of Sexual Acts

[Guest]

English Lady,

I almost don't mind the blurriness and want to say you have the sweetest deliciously appealing mouth.

Perdita

 

[English Lady]

thanks Perdita *blush*

 

[Pure]

I'm told by a specialist that 'felching' has two meanings, not quite gotten right here, so far.

Licking out/retrieving semen from an anus. Obviously it's a form of degradation of the person's anus is well filled by several others. {original gay practice}

By extension, sometimes, licking/retrieving semen from vagina.

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

Snowballing - is when a guy cums in your mouth and you either transfer the cum back into his mouth or someone else's mouth. My favorite is when It cum in a girls mouth and she spits it into her girlfriends mouth.

Angel Kiss - is when a guy cums in your mouth and you swallow it, then proceed to kiss him deeply with her tongue.

Buggering - To practice sodomy!

Tossed salad - The act of stimulating the anal opening and the surrounding area with a partner's mouth. To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.

but I digress...


Spank

 

[MathGirl]

Hur hur

I can usually come up with a comment which effectively lowers the level of any thread. This one, though, seems to already be at bedrock.
MG
Ps. Not complaining, mind you. Just learning. Haysoos!

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Hur hur

I can usually come up with a comment which effectively lowers the level of any thread. This one, though, seems to already be at bedrock.
MG
Ps. Not complaining, mind you. Just learning. Haysoos!

You ain't seen nothing yet. Cover that sheep's eyes before ewe learn too much.

Alternative vaginas

After the mouth and the anus the obvious place is between the breasts. Other places popular from time to time are between clenched thighs, between the feet, the back of the knee, the inside of the elbow, the armpit (of course), under a pendant breast, under the chin, into a fold of flesh of a grossly overweight woman, and now obsolete the fold of the distorted foot of a Chinese woman whose feet were bound from birth. That fold or cleft was known as "The Lotus" and was supposed to be the ultimate place for a Chinese nobleman.

Any more?

Og

 

[Guest]

Castration fetish

This is from a Queensland, AU newspaper, The Sunday Mail
[my emphases] - Perdita

Fetish 'doctor' castrated 50 - MICHAEL McKENNA - 06apr03

A UNIVERSITY student in the US, convicted of castrating men for their sexual pleasure, confessed to honing his bizarre skills in Australia.

Taiwanese engineering student Shuo-Shan Wang told US authorities he performed his first four castrations in Australia before taking the knife to more than 50 men worldwide.
A US court heard Wang, 29, advertised his unusual services on the website of an international network of men whose fetish is in having their testicles removed.

Wang, who lived in Australia until several years ago, was arrested 10 months ago after a man began haemorrhaging outside his home in Detroit, Michigan, following a voluntary castration.

The 48-year-old man said he sought the castration because he had a sexually transmitted disease and no longer wanted a sex drive.

But two other witnesses told the court that the man, who has not been identified, had previously admitted to having a "20-year sexual fantasy" of being castrated.

Wang did not charge for the 40-minute procedure and shared some dessert with his patient before sending him on his way.

Police were called by Wang's neighbours after they found the bloodied man wandering on the road.

They later found his testicles in a jar in Wang's refrigerator.

Wang now faces up to four years' jail after being found guilty of practising medicine without a licence and dispensing prescription medicine without a licence.

Australian Federal Police in the US said they would refer the case for investigation.

Detroit prosecutor Ken Frazee said Wang had confessed to having performed his first castrations in Australia but refused to give details after withdrawing an earlier plea of guilty to the charges.

Wang withdrew his plea in February after a Michigan judge rejected a recommendation for probation saying he would sentence the man to at least six months in jail.

"It does not seem to me that Mr Wang is truly understanding the seriousness of this violation," Judge Fred Mester said.

Mr Frazee said Wang initially told authorities he had learned the skill from his grandfather, a doctor in Taiwan.

Wang, who moved to Australia in 1994, said he was approached several years later by a man to perform the procedure.

Mr Frazee said Wang admitted to having performed his first surgery on the man's dog and, next day, castrating the owner and three other men.

Wang, who will be sentenced on April 21, did not disclose where in Australia he had carried out the castrations.

"Wang bragged about doing 50 castrations, beginning with the four in Australia," Mr Frazee said.

"Wang advertised on a fetish website for the procedure which is carried out while the patient is conscious.

"He was flown all around the US and the world by patients.

"After 10 years in this job and seeing some extreme things, this is the most unusual case I have ever had to deal with."

Wang is a Taiwanese national with a master's degree in engineering.

He is in the US on a long-term student visa.

Mr Frazee said Wang would give his patient a local anaesthetic and remove each testicle with a scalpel.

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

My dying white ass.

I thought my fetish issues where bizzare.

Hats off to WANG...of is that Balls off ?

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Spank

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I heard one new to my ears yesterday. The act of anal sex between two gays was referred to as coal-raking. ( I know... I need to get out on the street more and tune with the rappers...)


I rec'd an email with a misspelling of sexual "rhythm" as "writhem". Not so much a typing error as a subliminal twist. Add that to the newest edition of the Lexicon...


Who is the poet that decides what sex positions are called in the Kama Sutra manual? "The Butterfly", "The Wheelbarrow", "The Mermaid", "The Starfish"... I haven't seen titles for anal positions, but I haven't read that far into the book myself. Why not create our own titles? "Jackhammer" should be easy to figure out a how-to, even without a picture.

 

[Dick Cheyney]

Who is the poet that decides what sex postions are called in the Kama Sutra manual? "The Butterfly", "The Wheelbarrow", "The Mermaid", "The Starfish"... I haven't seen titles for anal positions, but I haven't read that far into the book myself. Why not create our own titles? "Jackhammer" should be easy to figure out a how-to, even without a picture.

How about the Artina plunge?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

How about the Artina plunge?

That's a barbaric practice and sadly outdated...

thanks for the laugh, DC.

 

[Dick Cheyney]

That's a barbaric practice and sadly outdated...

thanks for the laugh, DC.

Oddly, I am often described as barbaric and sadly outdated, too.

Perhaps we can bring the Plunge back to life.

IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE, ALIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVE!!!

Whew! My apologies, just flashing back to childhood mammaries...err memories. Hehe...yeah.

 

[Vincent E]

I know it as a Dirty Sanchez: licking a cock clean after it's been in your ass.

Uh-huh. Well, that's what I get for asking: answers.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Re: Re: Hur hur

You ain't seen nothing yet. Cover that sheep's eyes before ewe learn too much.

Alternative vaginas

After the mouth and the anus the obvious place is between the breasts. Other places popular from time to time are between clenched thighs, between the feet, the back of the knee, the inside of the elbow, the armpit (of course), under a pendant breast, under the chin, into a fold of flesh of a grossly overweight woman, and now obsolete the fold of the distorted foot of a Chinese woman whose feet were bound from birth. That fold or cleft was known as "The Lotus" and was supposed to be the ultimate place for a Chinese nobleman.

Any more?

Og

Yes. And this is doable and not bad.

Between the Cheeks. For the anally reluctant. She lies on her stomach and you slip your frank between her well-buttered buns. This practice sorely needs a good slangy name. Bun job?

Did we ever talk about the fact that Man is the only animal that has buttocks*? (Well, women too, but you know what I mean.)

---dr.M.

*I don't think this is absolutely strictly true. There are some apes who have pads of adipose tissue back there, but whether these are true buttocks or not is open to debate.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Hur hur

Did we ever talk about the fact that Man is the only animal that has buttocks?

Christonacrutch, Mab. Now I will not rest until I find an answer to this.

Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Monty Python once featured an interview with "The Man With Three Buttocks." It's hard to imagine that, but I believe anything MP says.
MG

 

[Quasimodem]

Bagging
a) Enclosing the whole person in a bag e.g sleeping bag or cotton dress bag and tying the bag tightly around the body. Another variant of mummification. Or -
b) Breath deprivation with a plastic bag over the head. Dangerous and can be fatal.

I must have led a sheltered childhood?

Bagging meant having your pants yanked down about your ankle from behind when in public, as a form of practical joke.

Having you shorts caught, and also dragged down, I suppose, would have been double bagging

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I must have led a sheltered childhood?

Bagging meant having your pants yanked down about your ankle from behind when in public, as a form of practical joke.

Having you shorts caught, and also dragged down, I suppose, would have been double bagging

And from this we segue gracefully into the world of the Wedgie, the Tweed, Indian Underpants, having a Letter in your Slot, the practice of grabbing the back of someone's briefs and pulling them skywise.

Not strictly sexual, but interesting for teh names it has around the world.

---dr.M.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

My pitbull has buttocks. Cleft and all. I just can't bring myself to post her best ass picture. It's obscene.

To go all dry on you, though, there has been an explanation proferred by anthropologists that kind of relates to Mabeuse's observation on the cosmically unique gift of the humanoid ass.

The truly unusual thing, from a biogenic perspective, is that we're the only species of animal whose females sport permanently enlarged mammaries.

In the very early breeding days of cro-magnon man, it is speculated that most of the business got done from behind. As seen in primates, this kind of mate selection revolves very much around the ass. The female with the roundest, pinkest, happiest buttocks is considered most desirable by males as a candidate for mating.

As evolution progessed, by virtue of changed physiology, the method of intercourse shifted toward being primarily frontal.

Scientists reason that our considerable breasts evolved to mimic the previous male "trigger", which was asscheeks.

So there you go. Yer tits ain't nothing but an ass-proxy.

mlle


by the way, I've always loved the phrase "tea-bagging". How infinitely descriptive for dunking your balls on someone.

 

[MathGirl]

The Nekkid Ape

Originally posted by MlledeLaPlumeBleu Scientists reason that our considerable breasts evolved to mimic the previous male "trigger", which was asscheeks.

Dear Bluie,
Good grief! Thank you Ms Desmond Morris.
MG

 

[dr_mabeuse]

As evolution progessed, by virtue of changed physiology, the method of intercourse shifted toward being primarily frontal.

It has?? Why am I always the last to know?

---dr.M.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Oh what the fuck ever.

I just thought it was an interesting theory, and slightly relevant. Go back to talking about donkey punching.



Desmond Morris' best book was about dogs, anyway. Although nowhere therein did it explain why my pitbull has an ass.

 

[MathGirl]

Desmond Morris' best book was about dogs, anyway. Although nowhere therein did it explain why my pitbull has an ass.

Dear Blu,
You obviously never his "The Ass Cheeks of the Naked Pit Bull." An underrated work, I fear.
MG

 

[The_Fool]

So there you go. Yer tits ain't nothing but an ass-proxy.

mlle

Well, next time you feel like being belligerent and naked, paint nipples on your ass and use that for an AV....

 

[destinie21]

I wonder if there's a name for the practice of "jimmying" Your eye balls out of the socket to wash them with harsh chemicals. After reading this thread I think I'll invent one