Lexicon of Sexual Acts

[dr_mabeuse]

We all know what a blow job is, and probably all of us know or can figure out what a golden shower or fisting involve.

But what about shrimping? Or a Siamese Basket? Curly browning?

What other nicknames for obscure sexual practices are there? The weirder ones, I mean.

In case you want to know, shrimping means sucking on someone's toes.

A Siamese basket is a supposed wicker basket that a woman gets in so that she can be lowered on a man's cock and then revolved.

Curly browners have a fetish for... Well, you can figure it out. Supposedly they were a problem in NYC some years ago where they would hang around public bathrooms with empty mayonaise jars.

What else? Mummification? Bagging? (erotic asphyxiation using plastic bags) English Discipline? Bungee fucking?

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

Plating

When I first sent complimentary feedback to Gauche I mentioned that I understood most of his Britishisms but one: plating. He wrote back:

"Plating is a North of England expression (I think) and is a synonym for cunnilingus, although I imagine it to be specifically the part of the shenanigins where the tongue, whilst between the lips (vaginal) is flattened and licks upwards to stroke across the clitoris. Like licking a melted chocolate candy wrapper or dinner plate when the bread has run out for sopping up the juice/sauce."

I replied that I appreciated the virtual etymology, and that I would observe my dinner partners more carefully from then on (perhaps ask for a demonstration on fine china).

More recently Gauche said it's a 70's expression and obscure now. I'm using it in a Snipps story and hope to use it at any opportune time.

Perdita

 

[Vincent E]

Having just recently finding out what the term bukkake means (yeeech) I now have to ask if anyone out there can give me a proper description of A Filthy Sanchez.

 

[Madame Manga]

Felching, to felch.

Felching means, I am told, the act of eating your own cum out of someone else's asshole. ;-)

MM

 

[Guest]

Felching, to felch.

Felching means, I am told, the act of eating your own cum out of someone else's asshole. ;-)

MM

I love that one, I must work it into a conversation one day.

 

[The_Fool]

Sex Dictionary

Good old Google...

http://www.sexglossary.com/alphabet/a.shtml

 

[Guest]

You fool, Fool! Everybody knows Google. You nearly took the fun out of this. I checked and neither felching nor plating appear. I dare not guess what foreplay means to you.

Harumph! Perdita

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I checked out Fool's Google Lexicon. It's a great site, but they don't have curly browner, nor do they have the rather basic hum job, which is where person A takes person B's testicles in their mouth and hums a bouncy tune, to the delectation of aforementioned B.

---dr.M.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

The(underscore)Fool's google site may not be perfect, but on the very first page it gave me a phrase this old country shit-kicker ain't never heard before.

angry dragon - n.
Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.

Kinda makes me wonder how I got this far in life without that factoid in my dirty little(used) mind.


Rumple Foreskin

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I agree. The Fool's Google site is excellent, viz.

"crushing - n.
A fetish practice where someone steps on food, insects, or even small animals"

Now that's one I haven't heard of before. Think Literotica needs a new story category?

They also have one of my favorite words for penis: choad, right up ther with pud and yosh.

So the site is great, it's just not the last word. Much work remains to be done.

---dr.M.

 

[The_Fool]

I'm glad most of you approve. I had to make sure that one of the most disgusting practices I had ever heard of was on there. Scat ranks right up there with Felching.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

I'm partial to the term "frottage", which is basically, masturbatory rubbin' on one another.

Christine Hargensen in the book "Carrie" refers to it eloquently as "Scotch Love", whereas her grease monkey boyfriend , Billy Nolan, prefers the lyrical moniker "the Dry Humps".


In feverish frotteurism, Mlle

 

[Madame Manga]

I agree. The Fool's Google site is excellent, viz.

"crushing - n.
A fetish practice where someone steps on food, insects, or even small animals"

Now that's one I haven't heard of before.

Unfortunately, I have. Someone was prosecuted not so long ago for making and distributing 'crush' films. Women with high heels stepping on things in closeup. Apparently there is a fair-size market for this. Squishing hard-boiled eggs and slices of cherry pie is one thing; I think mice and baby chicks are quite another. I'll give them the cockroaches, though.

OK, you just reminded me of another one: vore. This is a fetish that sexualizes eating someone or being eaten alive. A vore aficionado I ran into online many years ago enjoyed the idea of being consumed by a giant woman, and wrote stories to that effect. I politely declined to edit them. ;-)

MM

 

[dr_mabeuse]

There are some fetishes and practices that are just dying for slangy names too.

e.g.

There's the fetish for giant women, or women growing to gigantic sizes. I came across a site once that had a lot of stories devoted to giant women throwing men around, but I can't remember its name nor how it described itself.

Adult baby play is crying out for a good descriptive name: cribbing or something.

I once came across a list of the "-ilia" names for almost every fetish you could think of: love of high heeled footwear, of tongues, of nipples, of putting people in cages, of tying up their toes, of long hair, beards, shaving... I can't remember where though, and it's too early to google...

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

... and it's too early to google...

I woke up an hour and a half early so was just going to browse then work on my new snipps story.

That made me laugh, Mab. "Too early to google" will get used by me today.

Perdita

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Two more from the Sex Glossary:

frotteurism - n.
A fetish that involves rubbing up against an unsuspecting or unwilling person. Consensual rubbing is usually called FROTTAGE.

[And you thought it was because the bar was crowded]

donkey punch - n.
Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Said to induce a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

Which reminds me of the apocryphal stories of Ottoman Turks in the middle ages buggering the bodies of their dying enemies in order to enjoy the death-spasm anal clenching. (At least I hope it's apocryphal)


---dr.M.

 

[MathGirl]

angry dragon - n.Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.

Dear Rumple,
That's absolutely fascinating. Sounds so oriental. The "Dirty Sanchez" is a wonderful name. The name is almost as sleazy as what it describes.
MG
Ps. This is the most disgusting thread we've ever had on here. I like it.
Pss. Make that, "The most disgusting thread that didn't include AD or BS ...."

 

[English Lady]

Yes i found the "angry dragon" definition fascinating too,i told that to my husband and he got an evil glint in his eye. Now i'm scared!


Did anyone notice


Vominatrix


Apparently it's a dominatrix who specialises in making clients throw up. Do they cook really badly and give people food poisoning then or something?

 

[MathGirl]

Apparently it's a dominatrix who specialises in making clients throw up. Do they cook really badly and give people food poisoning then or something?

Dear EL,
It sounds like something that would happen while performing the Dirty Sanchez.
MG

 

[BlackSnake]

You fool, Fool! Everybody knows Google. You nearly took the fun out of this. I checked and neither felching nor plating appear. I dare not guess what foreplay means to you.

Harumph! Perdita

felch - v.
To ejaculate into an anus and then lick or suck the semen out. Sometimes this word is mistakenly used to refer to placing a gerbil or other small animal into the anus.

They must have added it after reading your post.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

angry dragon - n. Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.

I'm just a run-down old boomer and way behind the times, but the thought of two things that look like long boogers coming out of someone's nose just isn't my thing.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[MathGirl]

Angry dragon

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskinthe thought of two things that look like long boogers coming out of someone's nose just isn't my thing.

Dear Rumple,
How terribly old fashioned of you. I'm disappointed.
MG

 

[oggbashan]

carezza

Being tied by a third party to a person of the other sex. The object is to achieve full penetrative sex without the use of hands or feet which are also tied.

A dangerous practice which requires the third party to be a voyeur to ensure that the couple can be rescued if they get into difficulties. It was apparently an expensive speciality of some 19th Century London bordellos.

Unbirth (see my story "The Virgin Unbirth" in my story link below)

Swallowing a human (or other - dragons and rabbits are popular) through the vagina into the uterus and holding them there. Variations include humans unbirthed by mares, dragons unbirthing humans and each other, vixens unbirthing rabbits (my story "White Scut")

pit diving

Breath play using the armpit to smother the partner. From my recent research into sweaty armpits.

mummification

Complete wrapping in Saran wrap (Cling Film) in several layers. Taken to extreme it includes two straws in the nose that are all that is left to allow breathing to continue. Dangerous. Do not try this at home.

Zentai

Wearing a zentai suit that completely covers the body and head in nylon and cannot be released except by someone else. A variant of mummification.

Bagging
a) Enclosing the whole person in a bag e.g sleeping bag or cotton dress bag and tying the bag tightly around the body. Another variant of mummification. Or -
b) Breath deprivation with a plastic bag over the head. Dangerous and can be fatal.

Growling at the Badger
Scottish name for cunnilingus.

Og

 

[English Lady]

Ok....I want to say something witty but all that i can manage is




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