Letters

[charmed1]

To Sweet and Cuddly Bear,

I'm glad we have met. You seem like such a nice fellow. I hope we continue to chat for a long time and flirt for even longer.


Blushes,
Charmed1

 

[biggbear8]

To Sweet and Cuddly Bear,

I'm glad we have met. You seem like such a nice fellow. I hope we continue to chat for a long time and flirt for even longer.


Blushes,
Charmed1

to blushing charmed1


let me say that u are so pretty and when u blush make u look so wonderful and sexy and young, just one question do you blush all over like that , looks very nice to me leaning over and giving u a soft kiss

hugs
bear

 

[jussforfun]

Dear Santa Claus,
Next Time I ask you for a bloody Dodge Viper, dont bring me a freeking toy one or I'll show up at every mall and expose you for the drunken pervert you really are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear Santa Claus,
Next Time I ask you for a bloody Dodge Viper, dont bring me a freeking toy one or I'll show up at every mall and expose you for the drunken pervert you really are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao! sorry, it's late and that struck me very funny. I get the giggles when I'm sleepy

Dear Sonya,

I have never seen someone so worthy of airtime on the Jerry Springer show. You have turned my world upside down in the past week and you can bet your bottom dollar that I'll get even. I don't know how yet because I wasn't born with a devious, manipulating yet frighteningly simple mind such as yourself. I tend to tackle things on a more intelligent and refined level. I was livid at first when I found out what you'd done. Now I feel bad for you. When I got your first email and realized that you can't even form an understandable sentence that I was dealing with someone who was mentally challenged. Again I would like to take the time to state that you need to hurry yourself along for a spot on Jerry Springer. Just think how proud your family would be! Good Luck

Cynically yours,
Bella

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear Easter Bunny,

If you EVER deliver another 'peep' to one of my kids I will take you down in a very violent way.

Advocate for the destruction of 'Peeps',
Bella

 

[charmed1]

to blushing charmed1


let me say that u are so pretty and when u blush make u look so wonderful and sexy and young, just one question do you blush all over like that , looks very nice to me leaning over and giving u a soft kiss

hugs
bear

Dearest Bear,
I blush all over! Thank you so much for the kiss and here is one for you .

Hope you have a wonderful day,
Charmed

 

[charmed1]

lmao! sorry, it's late and that struck me very funny. I get the giggles when I'm sleepy

Dear Sonya,

I have never seen someone so worthy of airtime on the Jerry Springer show. You have turned my world upside down in the past week and you can bet your bottom dollar that I'll get even. I don't know how yet because I wasn't born with a devious, manipulating yet frighteningly simple mind such as yourself. I tend to tackle things on a more intelligent and refined level. I was livid at first when I found out what you'd done. Now I feel bad for you. When I got your first email and realized that you can't even form an understandable sentence that I was dealing with someone who was mentally challenged. Again I would like to take the time to state that you need to hurry yourself along for a spot on Jerry Springer. Just think how proud your family would be! Good Luck

Cynically yours,
Bella

I have only to add this: Jerry,Jerry,Jerry!

 

[charmed1]

Dear Easter Bunny,

If you EVER deliver another 'peep' to one of my kids I will take you down in a very violent way.

Advocate for the destruction of 'Peeps',
Bella

Bella,

After having our annual conference, Sir Easter Bunny (or Bob as he likes to be called), informed me of your letter. He has asked me to say that he is puzzled as to your anger over his harmless gift of 'peeps'and he will not stop delivering them to your children. Bob says that while he appreciates your position as guardian of your children,he must follow the directions set forth by said children in the letter they sent to him. They have asked for a double order of 'peeps' next year and Bob is planning on delivering. He has also asked that any further correspondance be sent through his attorney. He has filed a restraining order on you for harassment and communicating threats. He sends his love, though.

Your intermediary,
Charmed

 

[innocentnbama]

Dear Easter Bunny,

If you EVER deliver another 'peep' to one of my kids I will take you down in a very violent way.

Advocate for the destruction of 'Peeps',
Bella

I have something to add to this one.PLease dont bring my kids anymore of them plastic eggs.It takes me hallf the year to get rid of them all.

 

[metasexual]

Dear Miss Bella,

Please consider donating your children's unused supply of peeps to the peep research organization. This group performs valuable studies concerning the material properties (heat, cold, acid resistance, quintuplet separation surgery, etc.) See their website for further information - http://www.peepresearch.org/

Sincerely,
Meta
a scientist with a love of experimentation in all its forms

 

[jussforfun]

Dear Boss,
It has come to my attention that you really are an asshole, and that the only reason people even laugh at your stupid inane attempts at humour is because you are that much of an asswipe that they are scared not to laugh, I just wanted you to know however, that they are laughing at you, not with you! you snivelling piece of dried up dog turd! and not regular dried up dog turd, but the type that dogs have when they've eaten too many Easter Eggs, or Peeps or Easter Freakin Bunnies.
Respectfully Yours,
Joe BlowMe.

 

[teasing_tim]

To Princess Charmed

It fills my heart with joy to hear that you are looking forward to play with me and I hope that our Queen will join us too.

Yours
Prince Charming

 

[teasing_tim]

Dear Easter Bunny,

If you EVER deliver another 'peep' to one of my kids I will take you down in a very violent way.

Advocate for the destruction of 'Peeps',
Bella

Dear Bella

I promise to deliver the goodies to you next year.

Your
Easter Bunny

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear Miss Bella,

Please consider donating your children's unused supply of peeps to the peep research organization. This group performs valuable studies concerning the material properties (heat, cold, acid resistance, quintuplet separation surgery, etc.) See their website for further information - http://www.peepresearch.org/

Sincerely,
Meta
a scientist with a love of experimentation in all its forms

Dear Meta, Sir,

I will send, with pleasure, every single 'peep' my children receive from here on out. I certainly wouldn't want to be the person who stood in the way of the valuable research based information that this organization could derive from our 'peeps'!

Working dilligently towards a 'peep' free society
Bella

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear Bella

I promise to deliver the goodies to you next year.

Your
Easter Bunny

Dear Easter Bunny (Tim),

The goodies I'll accept but I request that all 'peeps' be forwarded to the Peep Research Organization. It's for a good cause. Thanks!

Gratefully yours,
Bella

lol hey Tim

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear Bear,

Thank you kind Sir for signing our guestbooks. I'm sending smiles your way. Have a wonderful day

hugs and kisses
Bella

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Bella,

After having our annual conference, Sir Easter Bunny (or Bob as he likes to be called), informed me of your letter. He has asked me to say that he is puzzled as to your anger over his harmless gift of 'peeps'and he will not stop delivering them to your children. Bob says that while he appreciates your position as guardian of your children,he must follow the directions set forth by said children in the letter they sent to him. They have asked for a double order of 'peeps' next year and Bob is planning on delivering. He has also asked that any further correspondance be sent through his attorney. He has filed a restraining order on you for harassment and communicating threats. He sends his love, though.

Your intermediary,
Charmed

Dear Charmed,

I look forward to meeting Bob's attorney!

Angry but laughing,
Bella

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear "Bob's" Attorney,

Please pass this message on to your furry lil client:

It's on Rabbit!!! I will force feed you every last flippin peep you bring to my house.

Irately yours,
Bella

 

[teasing_tim]

Dear Doctor Ruth

I have suddenly got a problem of personal nature. It has never happened before but now twice this week.

I'm usually accused of being slow but I came too fast both on Monday and Tuesday this week, and we are talking about hours not seconds. I find this both embarrasing and frustrating not to mention that it spoils most of the fun. What shall I do ?

Sincerely
Tim

 

[biggbear8]

to bella and charmed

thank you fo rmaking me smile and laugh you two ladies are very sweet and wonderful so im sending u lots and lots of hugs and kisses and meny wishes for a wonderful and beautiful day

love
bear

 

[teasing_tim]

Dear Easter Bunny (Tim),

The goodies I'll accept but I request that all 'peeps' be forwarded to the Peep Research Organization. It's for a good cause. Thanks!

Gratefully yours,
Bella

lol hey Tim

Dear Bella

The only chicks I'm interested in are you and your Charming friend. The tiny yellow peeps will be forwarded to the Research Organization as requested.

Yours
Easter Rabbit

hey bella

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear Easter Rabbit ( the bunny formerly known as Tim),

Words cannot express how relieved I am to receive such news.
Might I say... I never knew the Easter Rabbit was such a tease

Thankfully yours,
Bella

 

[teasing_tim]

Dear Eastr Rabit

It has came to our knowlegde that you are going to send our peeps to research next year. How can you do such an awful thing !!!!?

Yours
Jake 6 yrs and Eve 5yrs

 

[biggbear8]

Dear Bear,

Thank you kind Sir for signing our guestbooks. I'm sending smiles your way. Have a wonderful day

hugs and kisses
Bella

dear Bella

you are so very welcome as i enjoy visiting ur site and well visit again and it is an honor to look into ur beautiful eyes and see your wonderful smile as u brighten my day just being around you .

It is a pleasure to have met you and charmed thank you so very much

hugs love
bear

 

[PCF]

Dear Boss,
It has come to my attention that you really are an asshole, and that the only reason people even laugh at your stupid inane attempts at humour is because you are that much of an asswipe that they are scared not to laugh, I just wanted you to know however, that they are laughing at you, not with you! you snivelling piece of dried up dog turd! and not regular dried up dog turd, but the type that dogs have when they've eaten too many Easter Eggs, or Peeps or Easter Freakin Bunnies.
Respectfully Yours,
Joe BlowMe.

Dear Joe

Do i work with u? You definately know my boss!!

Nicky

Ps hope no one mines me butting in!!!