Letters

[Marxist]

Dear Rainy Day Girl:

It's been awhile since I've been here. Glad to see all the improvements you added to this old thread. I hope you're well and seeing yourself through appreciative eyes.

Love,
Amelia I. Shornee

 

[Marxist]

Dear Letters Thread,

I miss so many posters present in this thread; especially Amelia, Marxist, and PC.

I will resurrect you in hopes of inspiring some erotic letter writing.

My cunt feels semi-broken today.

Help me Letters thread.


Sincerely,

Nostalgic AF

Dear Rainface,

You know where to find me.

Love,

microchopenis

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Dear Raindancer,

I read your letters and I feel like we should be friends. I think we may be soul sisters, or kindred spirits, or maybe I’m your spirit animal.

I don’t know. But, your letters make me feel a little less alone in the world. I’m relieved to know you’re out there somewhere, wanting desperately to love yourself, but not quite knowing how.

With love and admiration,

Psyche

 

[raindancer]

Dear Porkchop,
Me love you long time.

For reals,
Old Yellar

 

[raindancer]

Dear Psyche,

I hate and love that anyone feels like I do. Sweet torturous blessing and curse.

Let's be friends!

Love,
Rainy

 

[Pookie]

Dear Rainface,

You know where to find me.

Love,

microchopenis

Dear micro,

I can almost see your penis from here.

Oh, and .

Love,
Pookster

 

[patient1]

Dear Psyche,

Raindancer gives the best hugs. Even if the spirit animal relationship doesn't work out, she's a great addition to anyone's Real Life. Good choice!

virtually me,
patient1

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Psyche,

Get off my injun

Grrrr,
Mopey

 

[Marxist]

Dear Porkchop,
Me love you long time.

For reals,
Old Yellar

Dear Around The Way Girl,

Save it for our wedding day.

See you at the bus stop,
Benjamin Braddock

 

[Marxist]

Dear micro,

I can almost see your penis from here.

Oh, and .

Love,
Pookster

Dear Pookiemonster,

That is just the carrying case it comes in.

I've missed your wit and sass.



Marxist


edited meant ass

 

[raindancer]

Dearest P1 and Mopey,

I you both, for different reasons. We've known each other for more than a decade. And I hope we continue knowing each other for at another decade.
Thank you for the smile!

,
rainy girl

 

[raindancer]

Dear Around The Way Girl,

Save it for our wedding day.

See you at the bus stop,
Benjamin Braddock

Dear little brown jug,

We already picked out invites. The engagement has been too long. Let's do this.

Yours in black and white,

S.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Dear Old-timers,

Please use your elder wisdom to make the rest of the board more like this thread.

Okay, thanks.

Millennial Melissa

 

[spacekowboy]

Dear Douchenozzle,

Right isn't working. It's time to try some wrong.

Yours truly,
Yours Truly.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear MelissaBaby,

I hope you and your sweetheart have a special day today.

Sincerely,
TwinklesEverywhere

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Old-timers,

Please use your elder wisdom to make the rest of the board more like this thread.

Okay, thanks.

Millennial Melissa

Dear Missy,

I wont have you change at all. And we are too old and tired to beat the rest of the board into submission, that and some would enjoy it.

Yours,

Jim Henson

 

[MelissaBaby]

Dear MelissaBaby,

I hope you and your sweetheart have a special day today.

Sincerely,
TwinklesEverywhere

Dear Twinkle,

Thank you for your kindness. We will have a special night, as he will not get off work until at least 9:00. We will somehow make do.

Love to you,

MB

 

[MelissaBaby]

Dear Missy,

I wont have you change at all. And we are too old and tired to beat the rest of the board into submission, that and some would enjoy it.

Yours,

Jim Henson

Dear Mister Henson,

You can't pull a few strings?

Well, alright, we will carry on, survivors in the post apocalyptic landscape, and someday we will tell the next generation about the days when legends inhabited the board.

Wistfully,

Mad Max Mel

 

[patient1]

Dear Mister Henson,

You can't pull a few strings?

Well, alright, we will carry on, survivors in the post apocalyptic landscape, and someday we will tell the next generation about the days when legends inhabited the board.

Wistfully,

Mad Max Mel

Dear favorite newbie Mel,

Here's a few samples for you from the "Classical Period." We can probably interpret most of it for you.

"I'd like to propose a toast" http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=68206

"If I had the Pow-aaaahhhh" http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=64496

"Literotica Record Holders" http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=58328

I shall try to be nice again, or use my ignore list.

nostalgically,
patient1

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Inpatient One,

Man we are old.

Yours Republicanally,

Cheyenne

 

[Marxist]

Dear little brown jug,

We already picked out invites. The engagement has been too long. Let's do this.

Yours in black and white,

S.

Dear Hiawatha Hottentot,

If we don't honeymoon in Tahiti can you at least wear a grass skirt?

I have a palm tree for you to scale.

That ass...lord...y'all don't even know...

Signed,

Marx I. St

 

[Marxist]

Dear Raindancer,

Drake said it worst:

"You da fuckin' best."

Happy Birthday

Signed,

Jake

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Dear Pewty Cat,

Bring back pencil and paper.

Thanks for all your time and consideration in going paperless and fucking things up.

Forrest

 

[raindancer]

Dear Jake,

That's the only laugh that escaped these lips today. Thank you for that! And thank you for thinking of me and my fat ass.

Love,
Big booty Judy

 

[Marxist]

Dear Jake,

That's the only laugh that escaped these lips today. Thank you for that! And thank you for thinking of me and my fat ass.

Love,
Big booty Judy

Hey Jude,

A wise man with a bowl cut once sang, "Don't carry the world upon your shoulders."

He didn't mention a big butt but it probably still applies.

Signed,

The Walrus