Letters

[amelia]

Dear People:

looking at porn is NOT getting my homework done.

FYI,
Amelia

 

[Vilac]

Dear Porn-Priestess,

You know your Prof. is doing the exact same thing right now.

Just thought you'd want to know.

Educationally yours,
V~

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Ume,

Prozac is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Mellowly yours,
V~

Dear V,

Prozac is a placebo. Rogaine is where it's all at. Or viagra.

Thick Haired,
Eume

 

[Vilac]

Dear V,

Prozac is a placebo. Rogaine is where it's all at. Or viagra.

Thick Haired,
Eume

Dear Ume,

I tried the Rogaine suppository a few weeks ago. My ass is now furrier than a Reeses Monkey's.

I'll get back to you on the Viagra thing. Perhaps we could test it out together?

In it for Science,
V~

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear God (in care of Martha Stewart)

Please have amelia tell me in what ways she has been naughty.

Thanks

See ya in church

SaintPeter

 

[Marxist]

Dear Amelia,

I wish you had cable so you could watch "Gillmore Girls" and "Smallville" with me.

Signed,
Couch Potato

 

[amelia]

Dear Boys:

Petey: god says no

Marxie: me too.

love,
Amelia

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Dear Stoner Boy,

Tomorrow night baby, you'll be rolling into my city.

I'll be the one, right next to security, in the black wool trench coat and black boots.

Follow me to the PT. where I'll give you the ride of your life.

Always,

Slick

 

[amelia]

Dearest Birthday Boy:

I hope you have an amazing day today. I wish I could be there to share it with you.

Hugs and Kisses,
Amelia

 

[Guest]

Dear old friend,

I'm sorry if I ever hurt you.
I wish you had told me, instead of another.
Please, don't leave with no goodbye. I want to approach you, but I'm gunshy.

Know you're on my mind and I miss you.

Sincerely,

Sappy dripdrop

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Eu,

Why do you bother?

Eumenides.

 

[Rhys]

Dear Eumie,

Because you care.

Understandingly yours,

Rhys

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Eumie,

Because you care.

Understandingly yours,

Rhys

Dear Rhys,

Therin lies the rub.

Thanking you,
Emoodietonight.

 

[Nora]

Dear Mango,

You were so ripe and juicy. You were a paragon of all things mango. I loved the way you released your tangy, tropical aroma as I gently peeled your skin away with my knife, exposing the tender, wet flesh underneath. It was as though you'd kept yourself hidden from view, just waiting for me...only me...to come and lap at your necter.

I remember fondly how I stripped away all the squishy, wonderful meat from your boney seed, then slid it between my lips and sucked and scraped it against my teeth to get every drop of your sharp, fruity goodness. *sigh* The memories.

Devouring you completely. Utterly. Leaving nothing behind. Yes, you were mine and you were the best mango ever. I will never, ever forget you.

My sincerest thanks,

-N.

 

[amelia]

Dear Nora:

I saw this pic the other day and thought of you.

i miss you

love,
Amelia

 

[Rhys]

Dear Rhys,

Therin lies the rub.

Thanking you,
Emoodietonight.

Dear Emoodietonight

yes, that is the rub. Harder still is developing the NOT care, after having cared.

tis difficult indeed.

its my honour to be...etc.,
Rhys

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Emoodietonight

yes, that is the rub. Harder still is developing the NOT care, after having cared.

tis difficult indeed.

its my honour to be...etc.,
Rhys

Dear Rhys,

You're nice.

Thank you,
lolaesque

 

[Nora]

Dear Nora:

I saw this pic the other day and thought of you.

i miss you

love,
Amelia

Dearest Bedlia,

I could't resist. I had to peek. HAHAHAHA! Read your pm!

With love and appreciation,

-N

 

[amelia]

Dear Lola:

I love you. And..I love that you bother (your word..not mine). You're a sweet soul.

love,
amelia

 

[nasty1]

Dear Amelia,

Sorry about the Raiders. Really, I am.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Dear Mango,

You were so ripe and juicy. You were a paragon of all things mango. I loved the way you released your tangy, tropical aroma as I gently peeled your skin away with my knife, exposing the tender, wet flesh underneath. It was as though you'd kept yourself hidden from view, just waiting for me...only me...to come and lap at your necter.

I remember fondly how I stripped away all the squishy, wonderful meat from your boney seed, then slid it between my lips and sucked and scraped it against my teeth to get every drop of your sharp, fruity goodness. *sigh* The memories.

Devouring you completely. Utterly. Leaving nothing behind. Yes, you were mine and you were the best mango ever. I will never, ever forget you.

My sincerest thanks,

-N.

Dear N.

Damn I'm horn-...err...hungry now.

The Not So Saintly One

 

[Nora]

Dear N.

Damn I'm horn-...err...hungry now.

The Not So Saintly One

Dear St V,

Do you think you could do something about getting mangos declared the official fruit of V-day? I mean, strawberries and cherries rock my world, of course, but they just ain't mangos.

Sincerely,

-N.

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

Sorry about the Raiders. Really, I am.

(i'm blocking this out of my memory..no need to remind me.)

 

[nasty1]

Dear Amelia,

Oops. We need to find you a Baseball team to to cheer for.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Dear St V,

Do you think you could do something about getting mangos declared the official fruit of V-day? I mean, strawberries and cherries rock my world, of course, but they just ain't mangos.

Sincerely,

-N.

Dear N.,

My title is largely cerimonial, but I will do what I can. I will also have to try a mango, I believe. I never liked strawberries anyways.

For the sake of the frut,
~St. V~