Letters

[Nora]

Dear Coworker,

I can't believe you actually brought your xbox into work and are playing it in our area. Hasn't it clicked that all of the bosses keep walking by, stopping and giving you funny looks? When you asked our supervisor if he thought it would be ok, he did actually say that he thought it was a bad idea. Why did you not listen?

Tacky. Very, very tacky.

Most annoyed,

Nora.

 

[amelia]

Dear Nora:

You mean people actually expect me to work the day after christmas? You guys are lucky i showed up at all!

I got an X-box for Xmas!

your co worker

 

[Nora]

Dear Nora:

You mean people actually expect me to work the day after christmas? You guys are lucky i showed up at all!

I got an X-box for Xmas!

your co worker

Dear CoWorker,

You may not care if you keep your job, but try to avoid making the rest of us look like slackers while you goof off. Of course, the bosses are noting that my other coworker and myself are constantly doing twice as much work as you are.

Kiss your job goodbye, slacker.

Have fun in the unemployment line,

Nora.

 

[amelia]

Dear Nora:

I will!! I'll still have my sweet beautiful X-box and besides this is my xmas gift to you guys..one less slacker around!

See..it's a thing of beauty.

Unemployed but Happy

 

[Nora]

Dear Nora:

I will!! I'll still have my sweet beautiful X-box and besides this is my xmas gift to you guys..one less slacker around!

See..it's a thing of beauty.

Unemployed but Happy

Jeez I wish! LOL

 

[WaxNWane]

Dear vacation -

Thank you for still existing this late in the year, and the rule that makes me take it or lose it. My bedroom is being painted blue because of it, and this is a good thing.

Slackerly yours,
Meester blue fingers.

 

[amelia]

Lower Back:

You're a bitch. I hate you. I hate you almost as much as i hate the Denver Broncos and Kansas City Chiefs (but not quite). I don't understand why you have to hurt right before bedtime.

In Pain,
Amelia

ps..you know i could never hate you as much as i hate the broncos, chiefs, pats or titans..right?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Dear Amelia

Hoep u got a loan for a new house cos the X-box is huge. Lol.

SPin

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia

Hoep u got a loan for a new house cos the X-box is huge. Lol.

SPin

Dearest Roonie:

There will always be room in my house for you..and your x-box.

With Love and a Big TV room,
Amelia

 

[agezinder]

Lower Back:

You're a bitch. I hate you. I hate you almost as much as i hate the Denver Broncos and Kansas City Chiefs (but not quite). I don't understand why you have to hurt right before bedtime.

In Pain,
Amelia

ps..you know i could never hate you as much as i hate the broncos, chiefs, pats or titans..right?

You sound like a Raiders fan. I'm surprised you didn't say that you hate San Diego as well...

 

[amelia]

Dear agezinder:

I am a raider fan!

Bleeding black and silver,
Amelia

 

[agezinder]

Dear Amelia,

You're cute...

 

[Nora]

Dear Bladder,

I just emptied you not 20 minutes ago. Chill the fuck out already. I've had enough of your constant whining for attention. Go away.

Fully yours,

Nora.

 

[Shadowann2]

Dear Amanda,
I'm so excited for you! I'm sure everthing will be fine. I hope I don't take over or make too big of a deal about it and push you away. I'll throw you the best shower and be there for you as much as you need me. I want to be there for the big event, if you'll let me! Best wishes and good health to you!


Supportively Yours,
Shadwann2

 

[agezinder]

Dear ______,
I want to thank you on behalf of the whole world that you "exist." You are the real human. God was right in creating you. I do not have any more words, just be happy.

Love,

Evangeline

 

[teddybear4play]

Dear Existence:

You suck right now. Fuck you.

Cordially yours,
TB4p

 

[Guest]

Dearest Booty Guru,

How I missed you. I hoped Santa would bring me a Perky, but I got nuffin instead.

My birthday is in February. Do you think you could give me kisses in January that will cover Christmas and birthday?

Sincerely,

A greeedy dripdrip

 

[Cibo]

Dear Amelia,

I'm sorry for how I acted tonite/last night.

J

 

[TheDR4KE]

Lower Back:

You're a bitch. I hate you. I hate you almost as much as i hate the Denver Broncos and Kansas City Chiefs (but not quite). I don't understand why you have to hurt right before bedtime.

In Pain,
Amelia

ps..you know i could never hate you as much as i hate the broncos, chiefs, pats or titans..right?

Dear Amelia

I know a good exercise for a bad back. Maybe you can try it out with someone soon.

Quack

the Drake

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia

I know a good exercise for a bad back. Maybe you can try it out with someone soon.

Quack

the Drake

Dear Quacky Drake:

I'm interested in any suggestions you have for me.

Wait, did you say i need someone to try it out with? cool!

With Anticipation,
Amelia

 

[TWB]

Dear Amelia:

The feet of snow are now gone thanks to my new fan belt. I bought an extra one, but decided to leave the axle grease at the auto parts store. Astroglide is better than vasoline.

Happy motoring.

TWB

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia:

The feet of snow are now gone thanks to my new fan belt. I bought an extra one, but decided to leave the axle grease at the auto parts store. Astroglide is better than vasoline.

Happy motoring.

TWB

Dear TWB:

It makes me so hot when you talk about fan belts and you know it! That's totally unfair. *pout*

Oil Me,
Amelia

 

[perks]

Dear car,

you think you can beat me, because I know nothing about you, but you're wrong. Every test you've thrown at me I have passed with flying colors> I changed that tire, I replaced the rim, I fixed your headlight and just now in that Noreaster I changed your heater fan fuses.

You can't guard me,

perks the kickass killa mechanic.

 

[amelia]

Perky:

mmmmm..talk mechanics with me. I feel like i'm being doubled teamed!

Close to cumming,
Amelia


PS..do it again

 

[perks]

Dear bedilia,

my hands were all greasy too.

heart,

killa mechanic