Letters

[Minkey Boodle]

Dear *censored*,

I love you! Let's get married and you can give me free stuff!

Awaiting your reply,
Boodely Boo

 

[amelia]

Dear People:

I think i'm sick. I feel all achy and blah. Please come and tend to me.

Awaiting Some Medicine,
Amelia

 

[Nora]

Dear People:

I think i'm sick. I feel all achy and blah. Please come and tend to me.

Awaiting Some Medicine,
Amelia

Dearest sickypoo Ameliabedelia,

I wish I could come and tend to you. Poor little chickadee. =( Freaky made a fresh pot of chicken noodle soup today, maybe she'll send you some?

With plastic-coated, lysol scented huggiepoos,

Nora.

 

[TheDR4KE]

zuckerente,

how ya like me now?

bella

Dear Attituduck

I love it Bella!

Now I gotta look for a known macy lover pic, hey?

Quack

the D

PS That girl sure has some funky looks, doesn't she. Do you think that's the photo that goes with "I committed murder..."?

http://www.detnews.com/2000/entertainment/1110/macy/macy.jpg


(edited to be a letter )

 

[amelia]

Dear Headache:

You can go away now. I'm not going out at 4am and getting you something to eat. Sorry, but I was lazy earlier and didn't buy groceries..so you'll just have to be hungry until tomorrow.

with love and regret,
Amelia

 

[Mellon Collie]

Dear Amelia's Headache,

You can eat me.

Thoughtfully,
Mellon Collie

 

[amelia]

Dear Mellon Collie:

I think that would make my headache go away..or atleast make me forget about it.

Anxious and Hungry,
Amelia

 

[Marxist]

Dear Harem,

What happened? I stepped out for an ice cream cone with my fellow pimp / cagemasters and you girls revolted and escaped. Why'd you leave me gurls? Was the pimp whip too much? What will it take to lure you back in? I'm willing to do whatever it takes(as long as it doesn't involve money, time, sacrifice, or ducks).

Signed,
Marxist
Confused-Alone-Dejected-Former Pimpmaster

 

[perks]

Dear Carlton,

take back the duck comment,

ZaZa

 

[Marxist]

Dear Carlton,

take back the duck comment,

ZaZa

Dear Duck Bottom,

Ducks Suck.

--Carlton

 

[Rubyfruit]

Dear Marxist,

A working girl has to work. What were we supposed to do while you jumped ship and left us all hangin?

Oh, and I'm not giving you your 75% in back fees, either.

Used to be Yours,

Ruby

 

[Marxist]

Dear Ruby,

I don't care how much you pretend someone else can fill your pussy, you know only the newly automated microchocopenis (tm) is capable of getting you truly off like you need.

Come back to the cage and bring your friends.

Love,

--Marxist,
Once and Future Pimp of Ruby's Sexy Ass

 

[amelia]

Dear Harem Master:

I tried to keep the girls under control, but they just laughed and called me names and wouldn't let me join in their hoochie mamma games.

The Rudolph of the Harem Girl World,
Amelia

 

[Marxist]

Dear Harem Master:

I tried to keep the girls under control, but they just laughed and called me names and wouldn't let me join in their hoochie mamma games.

The Rudolph of the Harem Girl World,
Amelia

Dearest Amelia,

I love you for many reasons but crowd control is not one of them.

Signed,
Marxist
Amelia's Friend and Sometime Pimp

 

[Rubyfruit]

Dear Pimp of all Pimps,

You know I miss your lov'n, and especially your brown banana, but I'm a woman with needs. When you leave me for months at a time, I have to get my fill elsewhere.

Yours in Ho'ing,

Ruby

p.s. I know you just want me for my cash generating capabilities, so you can cut with the love crap.

 

[Dillinger]

Dear you:

Just wanted to say "oh dear me."

With true dearness,

Dill

 

[Marxist]

Dear Pimp of all Pimps,

You know I miss your lov'n, and especially your brown banana, but I'm a woman with needs. When you leave me for months at a time, I have to get my fill elsewhere.

Yours in Ho'ing,

Ruby

p.s. I know you just want me for my cash generating capabilities, so you can cut with the love crap.

Dear Ruby Full of Wonderous Boobies,

Just come home. Me and the kids miss you something awful.

Signed,

Marxist
Father To 4 out of 6 of Ruby's Brats

 

[Marxist]

Dear Cheyenne,

Your secret love of me will remain a secret.

Love,
Marxist
Keeper of Cheyenne's Delicates

 

[Marxist]

Dear Man Who Made My Crab Alfredo At Red Lobster Last Night,

Try to use more cream and butter next time. My arteries don't look quite like a grease trap at Mel's Diner, yet.

Sincerely,
Headed To The Gym If I Can Lift My Fat Ass Up

 

[Rubyfruit]

My little chocolate covered-banana,

Kiss the kids and tell them I'll be home in a few months.

Ruby

 

[Marxist]

Dear Suckle Goddess,

Bring those fantastic tatas home, now! If not for me, do it for Atavan and Altruist. The twins miss their twins and they stopped believing in my ability to give milk about a month ago.

Signed,
Man With Condensed Milk On His Hairy Nips

 

[WaxNWane]

To miss barbie,

Applause for sticking in until the karma rebounded. Have a good first day at school.

Downloading 80's songs,
Man without hat

 

[amelia]

Dear MWH:

It's just a Reflex for me to tell you that One Night In Bangkok i did the Safety Dance with a China Girl Under the Milky Way.


Long Live 80's songs!


:hugs:
Mizz Barbie

 

[amelia]

Dear Saint Pete:

I need you to come over and do something from me. I know you're just a welder, but i think it's something you can handle. Come to me quickly.

In Need,

Amelia

 

[Saint Peter]

Dearest Amelia:

I am just a welder. I am all about helping you in your time of need. However' I must inform you that your job will be done on weekend rates. The contract you signed with the Union will document the wages/beneift package that your job is covered under.


Saint "welders have longer rods" Peter