Letters

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

How many fingers am I holding up?

Yours with doubt over your psychic prowess,

- O

dear o:

duh..it's two. i can see your av, silly

Cleo
aka amelia

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear Cleo,

*gak*
Foiled again.

Yours with humble acknowledgement that you are fully capable of hoodwinking the masses,

- O

 

[amelia]

Dear Clock:

Please stop moving. i'm suppose to be AT work in 13 minutes and i'm still sitting here naked with my hair in a towel. (make up's on..so that's good.)

Your Slave,
Amelia

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear Amelia,

That was more information than I should be allowed to have.

In need of a cold shower,

- O

 

[Vilac]

Dear Clock:

Please stop moving. i'm suppose to be AT work in 13 minutes and i'm still sitting here naked with my hair in a towel. (make up's on..so that's good.)

Your Slave,
Amelia

Dear Amelia,

I thought most strippers put their makeup on at the club?

Confused-ly Yours,
V~

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

I thought most strippers put their makeup on at the club?

Confused-ly Yours,
V~

Dear V~:

Most do..but as you know..i'm not like most girls.

sittin ya straight,
Amelia "ChaCha" ishorneee

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Dear Sitting Chica,

How you like the color scheme we picked out?

LOTNH, LLC.

 

[Vilac]

Dear V~:

Most do..but as you know..i'm not like most girls.

sittin ya straight,
Amelia "ChaCha" ishorneee

ChaCha,

You know how I love it when you do that trick with the ping pong ball. You're the hottest. You're even sexier than the one legged-puerto rican chick who has the tattoo of the alamo on her left asscheek.

You rock.

Enclosed please find a $20 and put it towards my next lap dance.

Attentively,
V~

 

[Nora]

Dear Sarita, Sunshine, Angelica, Sonya, Zoe, Holly, Tia, Cheryl, and others,

Thank you for a lovely evening. You were gracious and kind and a helluva lot of fun. Thank you for answering my silly questions and for showing off for me. I'm sorry that most of the women you meet in the workplace are big bitches. I will never understand that.

With fond affection and genuine respect,

The chick sitting at the table with 3 guys named Matt.

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Rents,

Please refrain from calling during my nappy time.

Sleepily,
Your daughter

 

[Guest]

 

[Nora]

DEAR NORA:
I hope you feel OK from your bender. I hope everyone keeps the noise down

Tiptoeingly
MaxP

dear maxp,

*whimper* cruel, cruel man.

do it again.

lustfully yours,

nora.

 

[amelia]

Dear Sitting Chica,

How you like the color scheme we picked out?

LOTNH, LLC.

Dear LOTNH, LLC:

i'm pleaseantly surprised. I'm not much of a blue fan, but you guys really know your stuff! Next time i have any redecorating to do..i'm callin the Horde!

Sitting Chica

 

[kidthor]

Makers of Dress Clothes:

I like to dress up. But why in the hell are all your clothes so damn uncomfortable? Dress pants never fit right. Jackets feel like constraints. Ties...well ties are glorified nooses. What's the deal?

Uncomfortable feet,
~KID~

 

[amelia]

Dear so and so:

I don't really know what happened, but i hope you're doing well.

from,
me

 

[kidthor]

Dear Amelia,

Your eyes follow me. You're freaking me out.

Posting with trepidation,
~KID~

 

[Problem Child]

Dear Nora and Amelia,

I would really enjoy seeing you two do a hot, sweaty, pussyjuice soaked lesbian sex thing.

Seeing as you both live in the lone-star state and are two sexually open-minded females, I don't see you two getting together as a monumental problem, either logistically or morally.

Let me know what I can do to facilitate this.



Perving on some potential straight-girl lesbian action,

P.C.

 

[Nora]

Dearest PC,

You would have loved the all-nude oil wrestling I saw last night. Actually, it looked like a hell of a lot of fun.

Amelia's taller than I am, but she's scrawny. I'm sure I could take her. Eumenides will have to be there to oil us up, however.

You bring the air mattress. I'll bring the baby oil.

Meanly yours,

Nora.

 

[Eumenides]

Dear PC,

How dare you infer that Nora and Amelia would engage in such actions without me. I am so outraged now, I could...I could...hmmmmmmm...amelia and nora, hot and heavy panting? What was I saying?

Amnesiacally,
Eu

 

[Nora]

Dearest Eumenides,

Don't mind that meanie PC. He's just trying to get you riled. And that's MY job, dammit!

Although, it occurrs to me that a slick, oily, naked pile consisting of you, Amelia and myself would likely dissolve into giggles within 30 seconds.

Frying in hot oil for you,

Slick Nora.

 

[JadeEyes]

Dear checkbook,

Why do you always wait to pay the internet bill until AFTER the stupid thing gets shut off?? It's so annoying to sit down at the computer, try to log on and, then, have to drive half-way across town to beg the ISP dude to turn it back on before withdrawals set in.

Yours in procrastination,
jade

 

[Problem Child]

Dear Eumie and Nora,

Please get to tasting each others cootchies while we wait for Amelia.

Thanx,

pervmaster Child

 

[Nora]

Dear Pervmaster Flash,

My house. April 19. Cameras optional, but you'll have to cut us in on the profits.

And no touching the merchandise.


Capitalistically yours,

Nora.

 

[Problem Child]

Dear Pervmaster Flash,

My house. April 19. Cameras optional, but you'll have to cut us in on the profits.

And no touching the merchandise.


Capitalistically yours,

Nora.

Dear Domestic Terrorist Nora,

Since April 19 is the anniversary of Hitler's birth, Waco, and the Oklahoma city bombing, I hope you don't plan on involving me in any illegal hanky panky.

Sucking me off and swallowing my steamy man-load fall under the heading of "True Patriot" behavior however.

Problem "Honest Citizen" Child.

 

[Nora]

Dear Comrade...I mean...Mr Child,

Make sure to bring a signed, notorized release form for any and all activities relating to the festivities of said weekend. Ms Bedelia, Ms Menides and myself will incur no wrath from outraged significant others on your behalf.

Additionally, a release for exertive activities from your doctor would not be out of place.


Sincerely and with great goofiness,

Nora.

PS. Try not to notice that like Waco and Oklahoma City, Austin is also located along the I-35 corridor. We intend to be safely ensconced inside during that weekend.