Let's get thinking...

[amateurman]

My nick name is hulk, so my girl calls my member the "green mile"

You just gave me another idea, Mr. Bojangles! (spelling?)

 

[Daxaeha]

Let's just hope it doesn't take on the dusty, dry qualities of the planet in the show.

She can withstand most climates and weather conditions, very adaptive, I'd say.

 

[L8tnIt]

Once upon a Time, I had girlfriends who chose to refer to my Manhood as "the Captain"
You will have to ask for the story behind the title.

 

[Duke_101]

My cock is called; Rosco P Coldtrain