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Daxaeha

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I'm bored as hell so I figured I could get everyone thinking about cock and cunt (as if they weren't already).
I know that I can't be the only one out there who like to give pet names to genitalia. SO, why don't you sexy people throw some of your favourites at me?

I'll start.

My cunt is called "Milly Thompson" Named by a best friend I had when I was a young teen. Some names that I have given to cocks that I've met include: Vocco Vash, Captian Jack, and my current cock's name is Murder (I bet your curious ;)

I hope this get's fun! :)
 
My wife's breasts are Beatrice and Gertrude. I don't know why. They just are :D
 
I don't employ pet names for genitalia anymore but there was a time when my cock was "Lancelot" and my girlfriend's pussy was "Guinevere". That lovely girl is now my wife of many years - I may remind her about those names just to get a chuckle out of her.

BTW, if I were to have another pet name for my cock, I think I'd like it to be "Vesuvius"! ;)
 
Daxaeha said:
I'm bored as hell so I figured I could get everyone thinking about cock and cunt (as if they weren't already).
I know that I can't be the only one out there who like to give pet names to genitalia. SO, why don't you sexy people throw some of your favourites at me?

I'll start.

My cunt is called "Milly Thompson" Named by a best friend I had when I was a young teen. Some names that I have given to cocks that I've met include: Vocco Vash, Captian Jack, and my current cock's name is Murder (I bet your curious ;)

I hope this get's fun! :)
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Curious. I've never had the urge to name my junk. I suppose "Murder" could mean and exorbitant girth (that stretches your pussy or gags your throat), or that it just keeps going and wears you out.

Either that, or a vague reference or alcoholic hooks ups...
 
Guinness is a good name for a cock. It starts out bitter but then gets smooth at the finish.
 
Tappy_McWidestance said:
My wife's breasts are Beatrice and Gertrude. I don't know why. They just are :D
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My ladies were named after the two famous terrorists. I won't type the names for fear of spelling them wrong. :p

2TryAnything said:
I don't employ pet names for genitalia anymore but there was a time when my cock was "Lancelot" and my girlfriend's pussy was "Guinevere". That lovely girl is now my wife of many years - I may remind her about those names just to get a chuckle out of her.

BTW, if I were to have another pet name for my cock, I think I'd like it to be "Vesuvius"! ;)
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If I could choose a name for my vag, I'd call her either "Super Cunt" or "Dream Whore". :)

Lone_Wanderer said:
Curious. I've never had the urge to name my junk. I suppose "Murder" could mean and exorbitant girth (that stretches your pussy or gags your throat), or that it just keeps going and wears you out.

Either that, or a vague reference or alcoholic hooks ups...
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After one of the first times we had sex, he made sure to mention that at one point my screams were similar to that of a woman being murdered. The name stuck after that. <3
 
Daxaeha said:
After one of the first times we had sex, he made sure to mention that at one point my screams were similar to that of a woman being murdered. The name stuck after that. <3
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mmmmm...I love a woman who's loud. Don't suppose you do phone... :devil: lol
 
Lone_Wanderer said:
mmmmm...I love a woman who's loud. Don't suppose you do phone... :devil: lol
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I could probably be persuaded after getting to know someone.
Alas, though, getting time alone in this house would prove difficult.
Sorry, I hate to disappoint. :eek:
 
My cock is called 'Lou' as in Gehrig because it is powerful, steady, consistent and never misses a game
 
EctoJohn said:
Hmm... nevermind.
I just assumed that if your cunt's name was Milly Thompson, and there was a cock with the name Vash that there was some Trigun fanboying going on here.

Nevermind then. :p
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That's the anime that both my cunt and myself were named after by the friend that I mentioned. I, unfortunately, have yet to actually watch the show. :(
 
Daxaeha said:
That's the anime that both my cunt and myself were named after by the friend that I mentioned. I, unfortunately, have yet to actually watch the show. :(
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You should, it's a good show. :D
Although you might not like that Milly Thompson was the dumb girl. >_>
 
My brain leapt to another meaning of 'stungun'.... that after a 'gun' (ahem) ever met Milly, it would be 'stunned' afterwards.... :)
 
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