Let's all talk like Willie.

[Guest]

Ach, danna be daft wee lass.
Sco-ish idna Shakespeare.

Ye'll neverrrrrr tak me frrrrreedom!

 

[Guest]

Alas t'would be such a crushing blow,
if thy did not hear from thou Prince Romeo!

Oh, Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

 

[Blindinthedark]

Ye'll neverrrrrr tak me frrrrreedom!

Ya guff talkin' haggis.

I was wres'lin wolves while you were still suckling on your momma's teetes

Now come woman ... greese up ole Willie.

 

[Guest]

Ya guff talkin' haggis.

I was wres'lin wolves while you were still suckling on your momma's teetes

Now come woman ... greese up ole Willie.

Why! Sirrah. Thou dost take liberties with a virgin!

Who is this Willie of whom thou speakest?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You mean Sweetdick Willie?

We can't beat up these chops for too long, Jack. I only got two chimes before I gotta collar me some gravy. Ya dig?

Gimme some skin.

 

[Blindinthedark]

Why! Sirrah. Thou dost take liberties with a virgin!

Who is this Willie of whom thou speakest?

D'yana watch the Simpsons lass.

Grounds Keeper Willie. Trimmer o'bushes.

(Damn I have to watch more Trainspotting to get the accent right. It's not easy to type.)