Let's all talk like Willie.

[Guest]

T'is the time all men shouldst speak thus. Distaff side shall also.

T'is forbid to utter herein lest thou speakest such as we doth.

T'will be the Tower for any miscreants.

 

[Guest]

Come, thou lily-livered varlets. Be not afraid. T'is a simple thing.

 

[eagleyez]

The worm of conscience will still begnaw thy soul!

Thy friends suspect of traitors while thou liv'st,

No sleep close up that deadly eye of thine

We will sell no Merlot before its time....


Richard III

sort of modified...

 

[Guest]

I feel some mirth bubbling there.

T'would better be if thou sharest thine good Merlot, though.

 

[Zmey]

eh? What's this thread about? I don't speak Spanish...

 

[Guest]

eh? What's this thread about? I don't speak Spanish...

Then t'is the Tower and certain death for thee, my bold friend!

 

[Eumenides]

'Twas but a merry click that bringeth me
To read the winsome words of Guilty P
And thusly I affirm my honest vow
To read more of her than should'st allow.

 

[Zmey]

Then t'is the Tower and certain death for thee, my bold friend!

death? ok that can't be good ... is there a Mexican around who can translate this please?

 

[Eumenides]

death? ok that can't be good ... is there a Mexican around who can translate this please?

If you can't write like shakespeare then you will be taken to a tower and will be beheaded against your will.

 

[Guest]

'Twas but a merry click that bringeth me
To read the winsome words of Guilty P
And thusly I affirm my honest vow
To read more of her than should'st allow.

Ah! Sweet Eumenides! What fragrant breeze wafts thee thus?

I commend thee on thy doubty words.

Well put! say I!

 

[eagleyez]

Madam, yourself is not exempt from this;

Nor you, son Dorset; Buckingham nor you;

You have been factious one gainst the other

Wife, love GP, let him kiss your hand,

And what you do, do it unfeignedly.

 

[Eumenides]

Laughest out Loudest!


Now returnest I to the watching of Moonstruck.

 

[Zmey]

If you can't write like shakespeare then you will be taken to a tower and will be beheaded against your will.

...... OH SHIT! *runs out*

 

[eagleyez]

Laughest out Loudest!


Now returnest I to the watching of Moonstruck.

Cher did some Willies in her day...

 

[Guest]

Madam, yourself is not exempt from this;

Nor you, son Dorset; Buckingham nor you;

You have been factious one gainst the other

Wife, love GP, let him kiss your hand,

And what you do, do it unfeignedly.

Methinks thou dost cheat. Hast thou a volume of William's plays spread afore thee?

If that be so, I turn an eye blinded by your comeliness.

(so, it's OK )

 

[Guest]

Laughest out Loudest!


Now returnest I to the watching of Moonstruck.

Oh! I lovest that movie (err) .......
Shit! Can I watch too?

 

[Guest]

This maiden hungers for victuals and leaves to slake her hunger - and thirst.


Seeest thou later.

 

[eagleyez]

Methinks thou dost cheat. Hast thou a volume of William's plays spread afore thee?

If that be so, I turn an eye blinded by your comeliness.

(so, it's OK )

Indeed I may

And in it lay

many lines underscawled,

with highlights and whisperings and

memries to say

to all the chicks i wanted balled....

a book so thick

a tale so long

a summer session

with my hand and schlong...

 

[Guest]

Indeed I may

And in it lay

many lines underscawled,

with highlights and whisperings and

memries to say

to all the chicks i wanted balled....

a book so thick

a tale so long

a summer session

with my hand and schlong...

Heh! Some how I don't think Shakespeare calledd it a schlong!

 

[teddybear4play]

I desireth thy boobs of emerald.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

 

[Lost Cause]

Willie!

Ee-er-ee-eerk-eer-ee-ekkkkk-er-ek-ee-ee-ee-er-errrk-rrrrkkkeeee!

You're free!

 

[Guest]

Re: Willie!

Ee-er-ee-eerk-eer-ee-ekkkkk-er-ek-ee-ee-ee-er-errrk-rrrrkkkeeee!

You're free!

Thou art verily a whale hugger!

 

[Prince Romeo]

Alas t'would be such a crushing blow,
if thy did not hear from thou Prince Romeo!

 

[Blindinthedark]

Ach, danna be daft wee lass.
Sco-ish idna Shakespeare.