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Stay away from Xhamster for a while. Theres a virus deal you get just from going to the site. It's pretty spooky too and locks your computer has a screen from the department of justice threatening you with child porn and shit and activates your webcam....lol

They will let you off for 300 dollars of course.

I got it twice in the last week.

Easy enough to get rid of if you get it.

Start in safe mode....go to control panel recovery and reload to an earlier date preferably a windows update...er, date


Then run a virus scan but it will be gone by then.


Insert LTR tits here < >
 
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Stay away from Xhamster for a while. Theres a virus deal you get just from going to the site. It's pretty spooky too and locks your computer has a screen from the department of justice threatening you with child porn and shit and activates your webcam....lol

They will let you off for 300 dollars of course.

I got it twice in the last week.

Easy enough to get rid of if you get it.

Start in safe mode....go to control panel recovery and reload to an earlier date preferably a windows update...er, date

Then run a virus scan but it will be gone by then.

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Peggy Gravel: Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! Sorry? What good is that? How can you ever repay the last thirty seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives!
 
Stay away from Xhamster for a while. Theres a virus deal you get just from going to the site. It's pretty spooky too and locks your computer has a screen from the department of justice threatening you with child porn and shit and activates your webcam....lol

They will let you off for 300 dollars of course.

I got it twice in the last week.

Easy enough to get rid of if you get it.

Start in safe mode....go to control panel recovery and reload to an earlier date preferably a windows update...er, date


Then run a virus scan but it will be gone by then.


Insert LTR tits here < >

yeah... i haven't gotten any notifications from the department of justice.
 
yeah... i haven't gotten any notifications from the department of justice.

I have. They can't spell.

They'd have trouble activating my webcam. It's in a box in the bottom drawer of my filing cabinet.

Of course, if they did, they'd have pictures of my collection of...



















...Viewmaster Reels.

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I have. They can't spell.

They'd have trouble activating my webcam. It's in a box in the bottom drawer of my filing cabinet.

Of course, if they did, they'd have pictures of my collection of...



















...Viewmaster Reels.

not good not good
 
Stay away from Xhamster for a while. Theres a virus deal you get just from going to the site. It's pretty spooky too and locks your computer has a screen from the department of justice threatening you with child porn and shit and activates your webcam....lol

They will let you off for 300 dollars of course.

I got it twice in the last week.

Easy enough to get rid of if you get it.

Start in safe mode....go to control panel recovery and reload to an earlier date preferably a windows update...er, date


Then run a virus scan but it will be gone by then.


Insert LTR tits here < >

I heard it only targets racist Wops.
 
My poor nephew was sneaking porn and this popped up. He went and woke my sister up, sobbing, terrified the Feds were comin', promising he really didn't look at child porn. He had called my mom first and she was ready to go pay $300! She's old, but still! Lol. Poor little nephew and old (stupid) grandma.
 
My poor nephew was sneaking porn and this popped up. He went and woke my sister up, sobbing, terrified the Feds were comin', promising he really didn't look at child porn. He had called my mom first and she was ready to go pay $300! She's old, but still! Lol. Poor little nephew and old (stupid) grandma.

awww...lol
 
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