Lessons in Flirting

If it helps, shy, I don't understand a damn thing they're saying either, and I'm not only terrible at flirting, I'm terrible at telling whether or not I'm being flirted with, It could have happened dozens of times or none for all I know.
 
Betticus said:
About what I'm going to do to you girl. Cover you with honey and unleash the BADGER!
not the badger! anything but the badger! :eek:
oh please daddy...i'll fig you nicely....
 
dolf said:
not the badger! anything but the badger! :eek:
oh please daddy...i'll fig you nicely....
but no blue berries...i have my limits y'know ;)
 
dolf said:
but no blue berries...i have my limits y'know ;)


But I love the blueberries. And the raspberries, blackberries, cherrys and....

FIGS! I adore a good figging.
 
Betticus said:
But I love the blueberries. And the raspberries, blackberries, cherrys and....

FIGS! I adore a good figging.
dirty boy!

i should sit on your face so you can fig me properly...no escaping till i'm well and truely figged out :devil:
 
Aeroil said:
If it helps, shy, I don't understand a damn thing they're saying either, and I'm not only terrible at flirting, I'm terrible at telling whether or not I'm being flirted with, It could have happened dozens of times or none for all I know.

I think that is the game. While she is flirting with you and you don't suspect it you'll naturally flirt along. I think... That's how it has been all along for me at least.
 
Xelebes said:
I think that is the game. While she is flirting with you and you don't suspect it you'll naturally flirt along. I think... That's how it has been all along for me at least.
i know who i'm flirting with...everybody!...cuts out any confusion ;)
 
dolf said:
dirty boy!

i should sit on your face so you can fig me properly...no escaping till i'm well and truely figged out :devil:


I'll fig you but you have to pet my badger.
 
Required

Lessons from a master on proper flirting techniques...

*Looks around*

who's givin em??? :p
 
Xelebes said:
I think that is the game. While she is flirting with you and you don't suspect it you'll naturally flirt along. I think... That's how it has been all along for me at least.
I seriously doubt it, I'm too shy to talk much and I usually handle it badly.
 
Aeroil said:
I seriously doubt it, I'm too shy to talk much and I usually handle it badly.


Same here, though I do bet some will flirt with you and you might pull it off naturally if only for a minute.
 
well looks like just listening to those two is lesson enough in flirting.

but Betticus did anyone mention your Uhhh flies are undone????
 
*stalking shy*

shy slave said:
well looks like just listening to those two is lesson enough in flirting.

but Betticus did anyone mention your Uhhh flies are undone????


Ok ya'll back to flirting...
 
Xelebes said:
Same here, though I do bet some will flirt with you and you might pull it off naturally if only for a minute.
lol, maybe. Hmm, question, if a girl you don't know and have never seen before comes up to you, introduces herself and asks you your name, then just kinda drops the convo, is she trying to flirt with me? happened tuesday, and has happened before.
 
Aeroil said:
lol, maybe. Hmm, question, if a girl you don't know and have never seen before comes up to you, introduces herself and asks you your name, then just kinda drops the convo, is she trying to flirt with me? happened tuesday, and has happened before.

Dont ask me!

dolf, Luna help the man out here!
 
Aeroil said:
lol, maybe. Hmm, question, if a girl you don't know and have never seen before comes up to you, introduces herself and asks you your name, then just kinda drops the convo, is she trying to flirt with me? happened tuesday, and has happened before.

They probably are, and if you were having problems flirting back, they may have assumed you weren't interested in them. I have no idea how to fix it as I tend to do the same thing. A guy (or girl) comes over and flirts at me my first response is usually something along the lines of "what are talking to ME for?" sigh And it's funny, flirting online can be easier than offline.
 
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