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[Op_Cit]

Don't you get it?!

The fact that the chinese are researching this can only mean one thing: The start of a new arms race. Why else would the spend the money on this so called "study"?

What we're seeing here is the start of a race to acquire bigger weapons than the rest of the world! If we don't do something soon we will be left behind. They will discover a means of extending their reach that will threaten us all!

We will lose in the long run to the superior fire power of masses of chinese men. We must start now! Already women's eyes are starting to glaze over, their imaginations running... Write your congressmen! We need to get going, we can do it, we did it before with the Manhattan Project....

(and no, that is most definitely not why they call me chicken little)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Don't you get it?!

The fact that the chinese are researching this can only mean one thing: The start of a new arms race. Why else would the spend the money on this so called "study"?

What we're seeing here is the start of a race to acquire bigger weapons than the rest of the world! If we don't do something soon we will be left behind. They will discover a means of extending their reach that will threaten us all!

We will lose in the long run to the superior fire power of masses of chinese men. We must start now! Already women's eyes are starting to glaze over, their imaginations running... Write your congressmen! We need to get going, we can do it, we did it before with the Manhattan Project....

(and no, that is most definitely not why they call me chicken little)

The Viagra Project... your tax dollars at work.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Sometimes I swear I know more about others vaginas than my own.

The reality is - I do!!

Does that make me sad?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

The reality is - I do!!

Does that make me sad?

No.

But it makes me jealous.

Q_C

 

[Samandiriel]

The reality is - I do!!

Does that make me sad?

I would think popular.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Just in case anyone was wondering:

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HONG KONG (Reuters) - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt.

"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, however, Hong Kong Duck Dongs are smaller where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study. The study proved that cheerful ducks have the biggest penises, while Hong Kong ducks just don't ruffle your feathers or make the earth Quack.

"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."

A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.

"It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study.

Hi Duckie!!!!! Cheerful ducks rock!!!!!!!!!!!!