KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
- Posts
- 25,603
I have a list.
*ahem*
There are actually people here who disagree with me. You know that's just not allowed. I want sychophants and lots of them. Make a note: 1) Must be KM's sychophants.
Yayati is not allowed to use it's "e" key. He's stolen them all from some of the other posters and Vanna is highly upset. She had to turn the letters on the phrase "Everywhere everyone eats eight eels everyday." and there were no "e"s. It was highly embarrassing and she even broke a nail.
Wrestling is only allowed on Monday nights, unless it's on some other night.
All men must submit naked pictures of themselves, particularly my favorite parts, dangly bits and ass, to me. I'm noticing that there are several men on the board who haven't done this. I checked and it's not listed in the FAQs. I need this remedied, I'm incorrigible and it's damn near impossible to be incorrigible without dangly bits. Make a note: DCL is the worst offender and nasty is excluded by fetish.
I'm not getting mindlessly devoted worship here. I'm feeling very, very invalidated. I'm getting the feeling that the blind followers have left the building. Please put the FAQs in braille so that they can find their way back to me.
Some jokes that have died and gone to hell need some resurrection. The patented KM "Sparky" line was a good one. Make a note: Sparky needs to post for this to happen.
What else... oh yes, on the subject of tatas. I'm developing a fetish and it's irking me. Either show me or stop teasing me, I'm getting blue er... muffins here.
Are you getting all this down? Laurel? Laurel? Now where in the heck did she go. Laurel? Wait a minute, where the heck did everyone else go? Hello? Helllllooooo?! Hey!!!! Well drat. I'm feeling yayatied here. Okay, I can amend the list! Wait for me!!!!!!!
*ahem*
There are actually people here who disagree with me. You know that's just not allowed. I want sychophants and lots of them. Make a note: 1) Must be KM's sychophants.
Yayati is not allowed to use it's "e" key. He's stolen them all from some of the other posters and Vanna is highly upset. She had to turn the letters on the phrase "Everywhere everyone eats eight eels everyday." and there were no "e"s. It was highly embarrassing and she even broke a nail.
Wrestling is only allowed on Monday nights, unless it's on some other night.
All men must submit naked pictures of themselves, particularly my favorite parts, dangly bits and ass, to me. I'm noticing that there are several men on the board who haven't done this. I checked and it's not listed in the FAQs. I need this remedied, I'm incorrigible and it's damn near impossible to be incorrigible without dangly bits. Make a note: DCL is the worst offender and nasty is excluded by fetish.
I'm not getting mindlessly devoted worship here. I'm feeling very, very invalidated. I'm getting the feeling that the blind followers have left the building. Please put the FAQs in braille so that they can find their way back to me.
Some jokes that have died and gone to hell need some resurrection. The patented KM "Sparky" line was a good one. Make a note: Sparky needs to post for this to happen.
What else... oh yes, on the subject of tatas. I'm developing a fetish and it's irking me. Either show me or stop teasing me, I'm getting blue er... muffins here.
Are you getting all this down? Laurel? Laurel? Now where in the heck did she go. Laurel? Wait a minute, where the heck did everyone else go? Hello? Helllllooooo?! Hey!!!! Well drat. I'm feeling yayatied here. Okay, I can amend the list! Wait for me!!!!!!!
