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techsan said:
Hey, folks! Off the subject of this thread for a moment, wally and I both are looking for some information from you knowledgeable users (I think you know that includes all of you!)

We're both using Norton antivirus and firewall but we're thinking ab out dumping them. Not sure what issues wally has but I've experienced some problems with Norton letting me get to a very important site - my son's blog!

We're looking for freeware, if possible and wondered what recommendations you might make for any of the stuff out there. If you'd take a few minutes to tell us about your software and your experiences with it, we would appreciate your help.

Wally, anything to add to this request?
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Only this: Does anybody have any opinions concerning how good the XP firewall is?? Thanks!
 
MrFantasyMan said:
I danced with Chuck Norris because I cant control myself?... :eek:
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I danced with a basebat ball (go figure...long hard thing :rolleyes: ) because that's how I roll.


LMAO
 
techsan said:
Hey, folks! Off the subject of this thread for a moment, wally and I both are looking for some information from you knowledgeable users (I think you know that includes all of you!)

We're both using Norton antivirus and firewall but we're thinking ab out dumping them. Not sure what issues wally has but I've experienced some problems with Norton letting me get to a very important site - my son's blog!

We're looking for freeware, if possible and wondered what recommendations you might make for any of the stuff out there. If you'd take a few minutes to tell us about your software and your experiences with it, we would appreciate your help.

Wally, anything to add to this request?
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I personally use AGV for my antivirus...you can download it at grisoft.com (I think)...if that's not the right site, go to download.com and type it in the seach window...either that or just google it...choices, choices, choices :rolleyes:

Also use zonealarm for the firewall.

My boss used Norton and I used AGV...I uninstalled Norton on his machine and put AGV on it and it found 17 viruses that Norton didn't.

As for XP as a firewall, Wally, I don't use it...sorry
 
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copperbutterfly said:
Good afternoon everybody! It's kinda weird to be here during the day! I don't get to do this very often! Techsan, my ex is using something...he dumped Norton. I'll see if I can find out what he's using now. In the meantime...I'm not sure if I posted this or not! This getting old thing really sucks! I can't remember anything!

So I figure if I posted this already...some of you in my age range (old) won't remember reading it! :D

,,,
My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long time.
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I LOVE IT! LMAO
 
Sloppykitten said:
I personally use AGV for my antivirus...you can download it at grisoft.com (I think)...if that's not the right site, go to download.com and type it in the seach window...either that or just google it...choices, choices, choices :rolleyes:

Also use zonealarm for the firewall.

My boss used Norton and I used AGV...I uninstalled Norton on his machine and put AGV on it and it found 17 viruses that Norton didn't.

As for XP as a firewall, Wally, I don't use it...sorry
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Here's another link to get a scan for viruses. Got it from a friend I've known on another site for quite some time.http://www.bitdefender.com/scan8/ie.html
 
A mother and father took their six-year-old son to the nude beach on
South Padre.

As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies
had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her
son, "The bigger they are... the dumber the person is."

Pleased with the answer, the boy goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "parts"
than his
dad.

His mother replied...."The bigger they are ....the dumber the person
is."

Satisfied with this answer, the boy returned to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his
mother.....

"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach... and the longer
he talks the dumber he gets!"
 
pleaz_me said:
A mother and father took their six-year-old son to the nude beach on
South Padre.
...
"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach... and the longer
he talks the dumber he gets!"
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LMAO! ***wishing I was dumber***
 
pleaz_me said:
A mother and father took their six-year-old son to the nude beach on
South Padre.

As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies
had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her
son, "The bigger they are... the dumber the person is."

Pleased with the answer, the boy goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "parts"
than his
dad.

His mother replied...."The bigger they are ....the dumber the person
is."

Satisfied with this answer, the boy returned to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his
mother.....

"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach... and the longer
he talks the dumber he gets!"
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LOL! :cool:
 
Senior moment

This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida..


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"


The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.


She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat!


A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.


No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
 
wally2450 said:
This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida..


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"


The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.


She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat!


A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.


No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
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OMG i can not stop laughing :catroar:
 
Hi ya'll...I'm brief tonight! Ok I'm short too but it's because it's Wednesday!

:nana: :nana: :nana:

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
 
wally2450 said:
This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida..
......................
No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
copperbutterfly said:
Hi ya'll...I'm brief tonight! Ok I'm short too but it's because it's Wednesday!

:nana: :nana: :nana:

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
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Oh hell! Toooooooooooooooo dayum funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
copperbutterfly said:
Hi ya'll...I'm brief tonight! Ok I'm short too but it's because it's Wednesday!

:nana: :nana: :nana:

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
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Ummmmmmmmmm hell i would not even say that :eek:
 
Trivia Questions from the year 2100

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- What was the original name of the Russian island off the coast of Florida?

- When did New York City become the 52nd state?

- When was the national capital moved from Washington D.C. to Montana?

- What was money? When did they discontinue making currency under ten dollars?

- When did the prime rate last drop below 45%?

- In what year did the first-class postage rate go over a dollar?

- What are the chances of ratifying the ERA this year?

- What was the difference between the Ayatollah from Iran and the Iacocca from Detroit?

- When did the members of Congress first begin to make a million dollars a year?

- Where was the Panama Canal?

- How was Three Mile Canyon formed?

- In what year did Arizona become our western-most state?
 
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