Laughter is Contagious

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techsan said:
OMG, ladies! I've laughed tonight until my sides are splitting. I gotta get to bed and recover. Anybody wanna go with me sure would be welcome!


You should not have suggested that, my dear....now there will be a stampede! Oh no....... a bunch of giggling gals with eggs! :D

SEE I TOLD YA! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
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copperbutterfly said:
You should not have suggested that, my dear....now there will be a stampede! Oh no....... a bunch of giggling gals with eggs! :D


Oh hell now we are going to have a bunch of Giggly woman in bed with Techie -- and we are all going to have eggs with us :devil:
 
rozezwild said:
Oh hell now we are going to have a bunch of Giggly woman in bed with Techie -- and we are all going to have eggs with us :devil:


geezz it's crowded in here....

did anybody bring any bread? and mayo? I think I'm hungry! ;)
 
copperbutterfly said:
geezz it's crowded in here....

did anybody bring any bread? and mayo? I think I'm hungry! ;)
Hmmmmm.........making a sandwich out of Tech now? I say skip the bread and mayo :D ;)
 
copperbutterfly said:
geezz it's crowded in here....

did anybody bring any bread? and mayo? I think I'm hungry! ;)


I got the toaster --

Toasted fries egg sammiches :devil:

and well hell {{P_M}} cant we eat it off of him??? :devil:
 
rozezwild said:
I got the toaster --

Toasted fries egg sammiches :devil:

and well hell {{P_M}} cant we eat it off of him??? :devil:
Well,,,,,,,, I guess we could. Was just thinking how much better he'd taste without the mayo ;)
 
copperbutterfly said:
Yesssss it's a tech-nic....


Perfect -- A techie-nic

I gots some Perfect spots over here-- and we can try him with out the Mayo too {{P_M}} :kiss:




Night Copper :heart:
 
copperbutterfly said:
Lovely ladies...I too am off to dreamland! Thanks for the giggles tonight and every night! :rose: :kiss:
Sweet, wet, erotic dreams copper :rose: :kiss: :rose:
 
A voice from the Back Pew

Ok this is a church joke so you are all warned -- i laughed my ass off and i am catholic



There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before

the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they

passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his

paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the

Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's

salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the

clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a

gift from God," he said.

Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice

said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we

wear rubbers."

And the congregation said, "Amen."
 
Black Testicles

SPEW ALERT ;)





A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
black? "Embarrassed,
the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your
upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black? "Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the
other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k
 
Things that can kill us

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.



Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.



But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.



Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"



After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake."
 
More from rozezwild --- I don't care what you call me, just call me in time to eat!
 
More from rozezwild --- Oh, yeah, right there ~ a little to the right ~ a little lower
 
rozezwild said:
Ok this is a church joke so you are all warned -- i laughed my ass off and i am catholic



There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before

the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they

passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his

paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the

Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's

salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the

clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a

gift from God," he said.

Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice

said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we

wear rubbers."

And the congregation said, "Amen."
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rozezwild said:
Ok this is a church joke so you are all warned -- i laughed my ass off and i am catholic

...

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice

said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we

wear rubbers."

And the congregation said, "Amen."
ROFL!
 
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