Laughter is Contagious

[techsan]

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex.

Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says "The egg timer's broken!"

LMAO...three fucking minutes...?!?

 

[copperbutterfly]

OH FREAKING HELL -- i think i woulda died too --

And Copper they are great -- PLEASE continue to make me smile and laugh

Thanks Roze! You make me smile as well!

 

[copperbutterfly]

LMAO...three fucking minutes...?!?

Isn't that how long it takes for boiled eggs?

 

[techsan]

I have to tell you all...I have so enjoyed this thread...you all contribute the best stuff and I laugh and laugh...thanks for the giggles!

I thought this was funny! May have just been me! It's a long one!!!!!!!!
...
It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves that "Shit happens!"

ROTFLMAO!!!
Ah, Copper, that's one of the best ever!

 

[rozezwild]

LMAO...three fucking minutes...?!?

I guess that is what it takes him to get off-- not a good thing huh??

 

[techsan]

THE ORGAN

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

 

[copperbutterfly]

I guess that is what it takes him to get off-- not a good thing huh??

It's ok for the eggs!

 

[rozezwild]

Thanks Roze! You make me smile as well!

I am glad that they do -- they are sent to me from all over the world and the ones that make me laugh so hard that i either
1- cant breathe or
2- my sides hurt by the time i am done

they come here
OR heaven forbid i cant figure it out then it goes to the Wiz behind the thread Techie so that he can get it up for me -- Like the blonde Pole dancer one

 

[pleaz_me]

LMAO...three fucking minutes...?!?

I've been cheated! I was always told eggs only cook for 2 minutes

 

[techsan]

I guess that is what it takes him to get off-- not a good thing huh??

Nope, not very good...least not for her!

 

[rozezwild]

It's ok for the eggs!

Well at least we know our eggs will be done right

 

[copperbutterfly]

THE ORGAN

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

I've seen this one a couple of times...and EVERY time I can picture the room, the organ and Miss Beatrice!

 

[rozezwild]

THE ORGAN

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

OMG I would DIE

Well at least we know that she is following the Instructions

 

[techsan]

I've been cheated! I was always told eggs only cook for 2 minutes

ROFL ... yeppers, p_m, you've been cheated. Even soft-boiled eggs take 3 minutes and hard-boiled take 10. Don't you like hard-boiled better?

 

[rozezwild]

ROFL ... yeppers, p_m, you've been cheated. Even soft-boiled eggs take 3 minutes and hard-boiled take 10. Don't you like hard-boiled better?

YEP YEP YEP -- wanna boil some eggs {{{{{{{{{{{techie}}}}}}}}}}

 

[copperbutterfly]

Well at least we know our eggs will be done right

Well except for pleaz_me....her eggs are under done!

 

[rozezwild]

Well except for pleaz_me....her eggs are under done!

Oh hell i snorted when i read what she said and then you put this up

 

[pleaz_me]

ROFL ... yeppers, p_m, you've been cheated. Even soft-boiled eggs take 3 minutes and hard-boiled take 10. Don't you like hard-boiled better?

Most definitely, I do prefer my eggs a bit *harder*

 

[copperbutterfly]

ROFL ... yeppers, p_m, you've been cheated. Even soft-boiled eggs take 3 minutes and hard-boiled take 10. Don't you like hard-boiled better?

Hard is always better!

 

[techsan]

YEP YEP YEP -- wanna boil some eggs {{{{{{{{{{{techie}}}}}}}}}}

Yeah, roze! Let's do...but I can't stand soft boiled

 

[pleaz_me]

Well except for pleaz_me....her eggs are under done!

I do believe I'd have shriveled eggs at this point.

 

[rozezwild]

Yeah, roze! Let's do...but I can't stand soft boiled

I cant either -- and my Granny always said the longer they boil the better you are
~insert wiggly eyebrowns and a wicked grin in here ~

 

[techsan]

OMG, ladies! I've laughed tonight until my sides are splitting. I gotta get to bed and recover. Anybody wanna go with me sure would be welcome!

 

[pleaz_me]

OMG, ladies! I've laughed tonight until my sides are splitting. I gotta get to bed and recover. Anybody wanna go with me sure would be welcome!

Depends........are you cooking hard or soft eggs tonight?

 

[rozezwild]

OMG, ladies! I've laughed tonight until my sides are splitting. I gotta get to bed and recover. Anybody wanna go with me sure would be welcome!

Down the corner and up the hill -- 4th house on the right -- right???