Latina Quiz.

[Latina]

Hmm, earlier threads said you guys wanted to get to know the real me but I see now that really all you want to do is have somehing to bitch about. Oh poor me, I don't like Latina always talking about sex on a sex site, so I'll tear her down to make myself feel better! I'm no gettin' any, so let me insult someone who IS and likes to talk about it!

Answers to MY quiz if any of you give a shit.

How old is her son now? 13.

How old were her son's birth parents when her son was born?
Dad was 19 mom was 14.

How was her son conceived? Date rape. The man terrorized the girl for HOURS, which from reading the posts here sounds like most of you would think that is SO much better than having true love behind the sex act, like I have in my life!

How many days did her son spend in Juvenile Hall? And for doing what?

Two. Throwing things in a moving car, causing injury and nearly causing an accident.

How many sports awards did her son win last year, and for which sports?

Two. BMX bike racing and skateboarding.

What is her favorite candy? Red Vines.

What is her favorite horror movie? Psycho (like you guys).

Favorite porn movie scene/actress (that has been posted here MANY times, should be easy for you)?

Janette Littledove's 69 in Summer Lovers.

What underwear is she wearing today? Who bought it, and how long ago? (OK, this one was only posted once).

white cotton with teddy bears. she did. 5 years ago.

What is her favorite Monty Python line (hint: she's used it in several postings)?

Stop this sketch! It's getting TOO silly!

Stop this thread! It's getting too STUPID!

Nobody won the date with Hazy. And that's a GOOD thing.

Funny, people jump on me, but when I hit back I'm a mean bitch!

-- Latina

 

[Purple Haze]

I stay away for one afternoon, and all hell breaks loose.

Ramlick, fuck yourself. Seriously.

Siren, I am tied to the mast, You know I can't resist. You give me mahogany wood, you wonderful, intelligent, sexy woman.

Sparky, how about some beer, pizza and some heavy duty plank spankin.'

Latina, how do I get Frank away from Leroy?





Back to work.





[Edited by Purple Haze on 10-10-2000 at 06:06 PM]

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

WHOAAAAAAAAA

sparky, I LAUGHED MY ASSSSSSSSSS OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff. oh goodness >wipes tears from eyes< *busts out in a fit of giggles again* latina LIGHTEN UP. and ENCORE to you all...i want more...go sparky go sparky go..go..go sparky...sorry i have to control myself...awwwwwww fuck it...>busts out laughing and falls off chair, rolling on the floor<


licks and giggles
LAVA

 

[Ramlick]

Purple Haze,

I don't like people who butt their noses in other people's problems. I don't like you. Fuck off. Seriously.

 

[Nicole]

Cant we all just get along????

Sorry guys had to be asked, you do understand that right???

 

[Purple Haze]

Ramlick, I'm honored. Glad to join the the club.

You've made your problems everybody's problem.

Thanks for the love note, sweetie.

 

[Ramlick]

"You've made your problems everybody's problem." -Purple Haze.

That's just a flat out dumb-ass remark.

 

[Purple Haze]

Trying to join your other club.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey, hey, hey!!!

Wrong way peach fuzz. Here's the real deal.

The very, very unique Latina showed up here and started putting' down some really unique stuff. At least to my read, and I'm certain for other's too. Nothing wrong with that at all. I dig it. No prob. But you can't deny the peculiarities that are so obvious and what make her responses and threads unique - and hey - let's call'em fresh.

(Fuckin' words. The slightest or grandest of meaning, can change between a choice like "fresh" or "different." It all really lies in the readers perception.)

So, the way I grew up - the way I was taught - is that "differences are great" - BUT(!) - that doesn't mean that they can't be exploited for the sake of humor - for the sake of a good laugh. It can be a subtle as calling a kid with red hair, Reddie or Pinky - or as out there as Polish jokes. I was a lanky, toe headed, freckled kid and my real first name is a bit different and kids exploited that for funzies - but I was also taught to "laugh at myself." (*see note below*) This education did not always keep my feelings from being hurt - but it helped more often than not. Yes, there is an unclear line. You can go too far. And that line can differ widely from person to person. But I don't think anyone that finds themselves here, on this board, who keeps that line very conservative. Give me a break - sex chat regarding ever conceivable kind of sex act - with a bunch of conservatives with little sense of humor - I don't think so Tim.

(* You think I'd name myself fucking Sparky Kronkite if I could not laugh at myself? Please. How stupid sounding can you get.)

Besides the fun above was pretty light really.

In the end - if Latina, Ramlick and any others who find that light hearted fun, had above, offensive - then they simply weren't taught about these things the same as I.

Besides again - if I'm reading between the lines correctly - Latina dug the shit out of this. Like she says, "a thread dedicated to me."

Not to mention that she once again takes the opportunity to promote her own shit.

You think she's makin' any money off her shit? I suspect she may - or may be close. Maybe she's got a dream or something. Some kind of "hot Latin Dr Ruth on the web" thing.

Nothing wrong with that.

But - fun to make fun of.

 

[Adoratrice]

I SWEAR to all the higher beings that I am not trying to be a bitch......BUT.....



Am I the only one who thinks "KATHY LEE FORGOT TO TAKE HER MEDICINE AGAIN" everytime I read a Latina post?