Latina Quiz.

[Sparky Kronkite]

One point per correct answer - and feel free to add questions to the thread as we go along.

Sorry Latina babe - you are exempt - you can't play your own game.

Here's a few simple one's to get started.....

1) How old is Latina?
2) What is her husband's name?
3) How many years did she go orgasmless?

You guys add the rest........

C'mon now this will be fun.....

The winner could receive an all expense paid vacation to New York! Don't want that? I'll think of something else. A visit to Troll Town! That's it.

 

[Expertise]

In addition a semi-rhetorical question.

Why should Frank work for the Coast Guard?

Because its becoming pretty fucking obvious that the guy can walk on water.

Sheesh. I'm sure he's great and all but fuck! Could you gush a little less.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh Frank, Frank!!!! Ugh!!!

Please, I beg of you - fuck me with your uniform on!! Please, mutually attack my pussy with your mouth!!! Guard my cost - God!!!! I'm 50 and I've cum a lifetimes worth.

 

[April]

I'm with those of you who think that Latina goes a little overboard. However, if I found a man that could give me an orgasm every single time I had sex with him, y'all could never get me to shup up about him! That is, when I wasn't boffing him blind!

(any takers?)

 

[R Nitelight]

Could someone please wake Purple Haze? It would kill him to miss this thread.

 

[Expertise]

How in the name o Christ do ya' do one of those smilie hand waving things?

Fuck! I gotta' get up to speed with this stuff!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

April my cutie....

I could and I wood - ah that's would.

I got machines yah know. Expensive big machines.

They cum with guarantees.

 

[Guest]

One point per correct answer - and feel free to add questions to the thread as we go along.

Sorry Latina babe - you are exempt - you can't play your own game.

Here's a few simple one's to get started.....

1) How old is Latina?
2) What is her husband's name?
3) How many years did she go orgasmless?

1. 50
2. Frank or Mr. Latina
3. All the years of her first marriage.

Extra points. 6 times had sex in first marriage because the husband had a medical problem and Frank was a virgin when they met and he is 5 years younger than Latina.
WTF is a man at 40 doing being a virgin at that age anyway? No wonder he fucks her every nite he has all that stored up need.

What do I win?

 

[R Nitelight]

Hunt around Crack's Smilies


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[Sparky Kronkite]

I know, I know...... is........

Chicken! I know, I know is chicken! She's afraid of Latina. She's afraid of Latina!!!

Hey? So am I. I can see her flingin' pots and pans at me right now.

Shit. And I hope there's no "Knives" around - you know how "they" are with knives?

They're born with them. Shit.

Fine horsemen too.

I gotta get out of here.

 

[April]

Here ya go, Ex.http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/wave.gif
Can't find the other one I wanted.

LOL at Sparky.

 

[R Nitelight]

Don't tell me! Don't tell me.
Is it.....Frank?

Yes!
Yes!
Yes!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Little play....

Latina: Oh Frank, you magnificnet hairy brut - don't even think about whacking your pub for me - you got me!!!!!! I need attention and your hand, your hand it's, it's just you. You want me, in all my naked glory. Just touch me Frank and I will cum for you. Yezzzzz, Frank - touch me.

Frank: But where dear?

Latina: Where's my knife?

Frank: Hey, wait a minute - wasn't Lorena Bobbit a, a, a - Latin woman? Shiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt.

Later that night - Frank's frank was found in a 7-eleven parking lot.

Poor Frank.

 

[Cheri]

Damn, I may be sick and twisted, but I've haven't had this kinda thread started for me! lol Damn, maybe I'm missing out!
Add the part about the belly dancing costume as an extra credit! Oh yeah, and post links to her pics! woo-hoo

 

[Siren]

 

[R Nitelight]

Theater Review

Great play. A little short. It should run at least eight or nine pages longer.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm just beginen to wonder.....

Why the hell she has not retorted? I doubt she's laughing her ass off - somehow.

She don't know me - so's she's probably researchin' - trying to come up with a Sparky Quiz.

I could dig on that.

But she's probably just doin' it with Frank or playin' mumbly peg.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh I caught up....

Shuuuush!

She's throwing out her Oil of Olay. Probably found out it dried her pussy. Bad Oil of Olay. She probably just bought it in the first place because of the word Olay.

That's what Frank says, "Olay me baby!"

 

[Siren]

Okay Sparky that one got me.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nah, nah, nah..... nope....

Too much work for all - she's pretty easy's why I piced her.

But, but, but - I could take it!

So be whatever be..... sometimes ya gotta sleep in your own shit if'n yah wanna smell like roses the next day.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Gotta go guys.....

Been fun but gotta make some boring pictures. If'n she finally retorts - well - I dunno.......

Tell her I said it was all in good fun and that she should throw away any good left over Oil of Olay - makes for a real good sliding door lube.

Tomorrow then.......

 

[Latina]

VERY funny thread! LMAO. I'm picturing you all at your computers, leaving your S.O. naked and horny in bed while you prefer to play this moronic game over having a life.

Purple Haze must be in 7th heaven. Without any help from me, a bunch of assholes created a thread about me, for the benefit of other assholes. The whole idea that you folks have nothing better to do than to post criticizing shit like this is SO funny.

Here's Latina's own quiz that will weed out who's REALLY paying attention. These are questions whose answers have ALSO been posted here MORE than once, but since they aren't about Frank I bet none of you who are obsessed with criticizing my postings about my love life would know any of these:

How old is her son now?

How old were her son's birth parents when her son was born?

How was her son conceived?

How many days did her son spend in Juvenile Hall? And for doing what?

How many sports awards did her son win last year, and for which sports?

What is her favorite candy?

What is her favorite horror movie?

Favorite porn movie scene/actress (that has been posted here MANY times, should be easy for you)?

What underwear is she wearing today? Who bought it, and how long ago? (OK, this one was only posted once).

What is her favorite Monty Python line (hint: she's used it in several postings)?

First prize is a date with Purple Haze (kind of like on Let's Make A Deal where you give up a new house/car for what's behind door #2 and wind up with a goat as a prize).

-- Latina

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay, I give it try - P Haze an me!!! Good!

LQ: How old is her son now?

A: 56 & goin' down fast!

LQ: How old were her son's birth parents when her son was born?

A: 56 & goin' down fast!

LQ: How was her son conceived?

A: Test tube. Mexico City. In Oil of Olay.

LQ: How many days did her son spend in Juvenile Hall? And for doing what?

A: Still there. For knife theft.

LQ: How many sports awards did her son win last year, and for which sports?

A: One. For Mumbly Peg.

LQ: What is her favorite candy?

A: Beef Jerkey. Or Franks' Stinky Candy.

LQ: What is her favorite horror movie?

A: Frankie's Monster Cock from Hell.

LQ: Favorite porn movie scene/actress (that has been posted here MANY times, should be easy for you)?

A: Latina does Mexico City.

LQ: What underwear is she wearing today? Who bought it, and how long ago? (OK, this one was only posted once).

A: Big K-Mart bloomers. Yo mamma. 10 years.

LQ: What is her favorite Monty Python line (hint: she's used it in several postings)?

A: Search for the holy Frank (beef only).

Where's my prize? Here Purpy, Purpy.

 

[Siren]

Latina honey, I tried to warn you weeks ago,

 

[Ramlick]

Latina,

Don't you love it when they try to justify their assholishness by sanctimoniously reminding you how you should post in the future?

Don't worry yourself. Call a spade a spade. An asshole an asshole. A cunt a cunt.