Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Kittens? Oh wait...I know

Exercising pushes out ALL the gas.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Exercising pushes out ALL the gas.

Oh god! I'm so sorry.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh god! I'm so sorry.

uh huh, surrrreeee!

 

[AllAmericanMale]

"Wow. MVP my ass."

 

[Taegul]

Fatherfucker!

(Yelled for a blown tire. Yes, i feel better)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yeah. That figures. Stick to your first instinct.

 

[_valkyrie_]

"Well, that's a NWP." (Next week problem), as I successfully ignored a work-related call a few minutes ago.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Huh. Who knew?

 

[TongueLust]

I hope he does it parranda style. Fuck the haters!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Take a mirror, honey, and get a good look at yourself.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

That's rich

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

a drink sounds nice

 

[TongueLust]

Another spiritual goat, preach mama!🕯

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Seriously? What the hell!

 

[ericalauren]

Omg, I love ice water so much!

 

[TongueLust]

Why did I take such a long nap? Now I can't sleep.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

Blöde Seich (swiss german, saying, for something not so good)

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

How has it already been a week

 

[PotNoodle79]

So...oh! Makes sense.