Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[TongueLust]

It wouldn't be an issue had it been someone else.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What a sweetheart

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Glad today is behind me

 

[AllAmericanMale]

He didn't get enough of that.

 

[MidKnight1378]

“Mother Fucker!” I stubbed my toe.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Huh. Interesting.

 

[TongueLust]

Wake up!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This day can go kick rocks

 

[Melodi24]

"Thank you Jesus, it's not chalky!!!"

 

[AllAmericanMale]

"They weren't yet Americans"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

"Thank you Jesus, it's not chalky!!!"

lol so many questions...

 

[TongueLust]

ick!

 

[Melodi24]

lol so many questions...

Colonoscopy prep I can't do chalky stuff

 

[TongueLust]

Believe it, don't believe it. It doesn't matter to me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Does your husband trust you?

 

[TongueLust]

I miss you, and you're never coming back.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Oh. That can't be good.

 

[Xerxes82]

Well, thank fuck that's not my problem

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Great! She fed him beans.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Great! She fed him beans.

Kittens? Oh wait...I know

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Kittens? Oh wait...I know

Exercising pushes out ALL the gas.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Exercising pushes out ALL the gas.

Oh god! I'm so sorry.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh god! I'm so sorry.

uh huh, surrrreeee!

 

[AllAmericanMale]

"Wow. MVP my ass."

 

[Taegul]

Fatherfucker!

(Yelled for a blown tire. Yes, i feel better)